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snowflakesalazar  asked:

hellooooo Cee! i hope you're well, love:) i'm a little sick which is annoying so i'm gonna do the ship ask thing cause i'm sure that'll make me feel better! could you do: - linny/lunny (my babies, too cute) - scorbus (canon. 10000% canon what are you talking about?) - wolfstar (help me) - drarry (sometimes i just love it) and - pansmione (i occasionally to rarely ship this just bc i love the badass and nerd trope, sue me) bonus: - jeddy (if you're comfy w it)

Awe thank you for all the ships! I hope you feel better darling.

Linny/Lunny

  • Gives nose/forehead kisses: Luna gives nose kisses and Ginny gives forehead kisses
  • Gets jealous the most: Ginny gets jealous most of the time considering that Luna is a bit of a flirt (without really knowing it)
  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Luna (but I should also mention I don’t think this would happen very often)
  • Takes care of on sick days: LUNA, she’d probably have remedies lined up for Ginny and she’d absolutely think it was hilarious but very cute
  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Ginny
  • Gives unprompted massages: Luna (she’s random like that)
  • Drives/rides shotgun: Ginny dives and Luna sits shotgun
  • Brings the other lunch at work: Luna, she’s a great cook and Ginny loves her food
  • Has the better parental relationship: I’d say Ginny
  • Tries to start role-playing in bed: GINNY, she’s kinky af okay
  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Luna
  • Still cries watching Titanic: Luna and Ginny would think it’s adorable
  • Firmly believes in couples costumes: Ginny
  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: I firmly believe they’d both stick to the rules
  • Makes the other eat breakfast: Luna, Ginny is always in a rush but Luna makes her sit down and enjoy breakfast with her (Ginny never fights it)
  • Remembers anniversaries: both
  • Brings up having kids: Luna

Scorbus

  • Gives nose/forehead kisses: they’re not really into the whole nose kissing thing but forehead kisses are a must; they both do it
  • Gets jealous the most: Scorpius but Albus would get worked up from time to time
  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Scorpius
  • Takes care of on sick days: Scorpius!!!
  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Albus, Scorpius would be embarrassed to willingly go out into the water but Albus makes him feel more comfortable
  • Gives unprompted massages: Scorpius knowingly and Albus unknowingly
  • Drives/rides shotgun: Albus drives and Scorpius rides shotgun
  • Brings the other lunch at work: Scorpius
  • Has the better parental relationship?: eh not sure, it really depends
  • Tries to start role-playing in bed: Albus*wink wonk*
  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer: SCORPIUS
  • Still cries watching Titanic: they both tear up but don’t actively cry
  • Firmly believes in couples costumes: Scorpius and might I say they look mighty fine
  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: both of them
  • Makes the other eat breakfast: Scorpius - “It’s the most important meal of the day.”
  • Remembers anniversaries: Scorpius 100% and Albus too but he pretends to forget
  • Brings up having kids: Scorpius :)))

Wolfstar

  • Gives nose/forehead kisses: Sirius gives forehead kisses (no nose kisses)
  • Gets jealous the most: Remus, Sirius is a natural flirt and it can get kind of annoying
  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Remus but Sirius had to do once and ever since then Remus swore to never get that wasted
  • Takes care of on sick days: they both do it but Remus is more likely to do it
  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Sirius, Remus is definitely self-conscious about his scars but Sirius would talk him into it and ultimately make him feel better/sexy
  • Gives unprompted massages: both of them
  • Drives/rides shotgun: Sirius drives and Remus rides shotgun
  • Brings the other lunch at work: Sirius
  • Has the better parental relationship: neither of them
  • Tries to start role-playing in bed: they both come to the conclusion that they are both kinky and need more action
  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Remus
  • Still cries watching Titanic: neither
  • Firmly believes in couples costumes: Remus and Sirius thinks it’s “stupid” but loves it
  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Sirius
  • Makes the other eat breakfast: Remus
  • Remembers anniversaries: Remus tries to make it like any other day but Sirius believes in celebrating it and ending the night with a big bag if you know what I mean
  • Brings up having kids: Sirius but Remus is extremely hesitant of caring for a child

Drarry

  • Gives nose/forehead kisses: Harry gives the most forehead kisses and Draco pretend to get mad - “Potter, you’re messing up my hair!”
  • Gets jealous the most: Draco
  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: let’s face it, they both stumble out together
  • Takes care of on sick days: Harry but Draco insists that he’s fine (he’s not)
  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Harry, Draco rather “tan” (despite being ghostly white) but harry won’t take no for an answer
  • Gives unprompted massages: Draco
  • Drives/rides shotgun: Harry drives because Draco can’t drive for shit
  • Brings the other lunch at work: Draco
  • Has the better parental relationship: Draco in some ways
  • Tries to start role-playing in bed: Draco and Harry would be slightly taken aback but totally into it
  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Harry, we all know he’s an awkward bean
  • Still cries watching Titanic: Draco but he always insists that he’s not
  • Firmly believes in couples costumes: Harry, it’s more of a muggle thing I suppose
  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Draco every time
  • Makes the other eat breakfast: Harry (and the breakfast is delicious)
  • Remembers anniversaries: both of them
  • Brings up having kids: hmm I’d say Draco but Harry likes the idea, just never brought it up

Pansmione

  • Gives nose/forehead kisses: Hermione gives forehead kisses
  • Gets jealous the most: PANSY she’s, for lack of a better word, possessive
  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Hermione
  • Takes care of on sick days: Hermione
  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Pansy
  • Gives unprompted massages: both of them
  • Drives/rides shotgun: Pansy drives and Hermione rides shotgun
  • Brings the other lunch at work: Pansy
  • Has the better parental relationship: not sure, I guess Pansy?
  • Tries to start role-playing in bed: Pansy she knows Hermione is open to trying new things in the bedroom so she brings out the big guns
  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Hermione
  • Still cries watching Titanic: Hermione
  • Firmly believes in couples costumes: Pansy, she thinks it’s hot
  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Pansy
  • Makes the other eat breakfast: Hermione and it annoys Pansy like no other but Hermione promises her simple tasks as rewards if you catch my drift
  • Remembers anniversaries: both of them
  • Brings up having kids: Pansy

Jeddy (I don’t know much about this ship so sorry!)

((also sorry this is so long))

send me a ship!

um hi yeah so a concept: muse a and muse b are polar opposites; holy roller/badass, rich/poor, jock/nerd, stoner/brainiac –– you get the idea. they’re in the same health class and, unfortunately, get assigned to partner up for the ‘baby project’. you know the one, you get a sack of flour (or a babydoll) and treat it like it’s your very own for the entire year in hopes you’ll learn a valuable lesson and make wise decisions so you don’t end up changing diapers before you’re able to even earn your diploma. well, it turns out opposites do attract, but it takes time. gradually their bickering turned into flirtation, their scolding glares into admiring glances, their disgust to lust; they couldn’t get enough of each other until… surprise! it looks like their grade isn’t going to be the only B they’re getting.

part 6 of liveblog

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honestly it doesn’t look like that far of a drop, but I can see why you’d be nervous

awwwww Horatio joined the ‘Wellard Protection Squad’ :3

The song Sawyer is singing sounds an awful lot like “Rant and Roar” by Great Big Sea, except it’s about Britain, not Newfoundland. Not completely surprised by the rewriting of the song to make it reflect on Newfoundland, but I’m so used to hearing that version, that the one Sawyer is singing (probably the original version, I dunno) just sounds odd to me.

HOLY CRAP, BUCKLAND!

“This is madness.”
You’re just begging me to say the line, aren’t you?

dammit, Bush, you jinxed it!

ok, Sawyer is just being an annoying shit on purpose.

Archie’s all “Where Horatio goes, I go”

AND BUSH IS JOINING THEM? YAY, I LOVE THIS TRIO OF SASSY BADASS NERDS!

stfu Hobbs

in my opinion the two most mentioned canon love plotlines in the LL series are cliché and/or forced.
let’s take jarah/fourah/whateveritis: new kid in school falls for the way-out-of-his-league popular girl who just so happens to have just broken up with the school’s jock-douchebag. somehow, the new kid and popular girl end up in the same classes and the same groups and for some reason popular girl falls for new kid?? and then, when she finds out he’s an alien fighting an intergalactic war, she’s like “take me with you!!1!1!” it has disney channel original movie written all over it.
and let’s not forget the oh-so-forced-badass-falling-for-nerd subplot known as sammix. like this whole thing we have going on where six is like “i love sam,, but i really don’t love sam at all!!1!” and then sam just wants to get laid and it’s just ?? pittacus was just like “oh yeah sam is p desperate for a love life and six is a female so let’s have them fuck a few times and just go with it”
bottom line: sammix deserved better plot development, john deserved a better love plot in general (preferably in the form of a number nine) (not that i hate sarah its just shes such a mary sue to me??)

prettydollface  asked:

Okay to be honest,YES I read and re-read your fics as i've told you many times before lol.I follow/stalk you because you're genuinely a beautiful person inside and out.You're hecka easy to talk too despite my awkwardness the first time I hit your inbox xd.You make me laugh a lot cause you're just that amazing and come on Froker is my OTP when ya guys gonna get married? I'll marry you two.You're an intellectual badass,not a nerd.You're kind smart and important

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Things I've learned from Death Note so far:
  • A: Sunshine, rainbows and tons of anxiety.
  • Naomi Misra: No one fucks with Naomi.
  • Beyond: Cute but psycho. But cute. Also probably otaku.
  • Mello: Is somehow everyone's small son. Angst, violence and literature.
  • Matt: Tech geek/cigarette addict/nerd/badass. But at the same time very small and must be protected.
  • Near: Also very small. Usually followed by mechanical robots.
  • Nose quite boopable.
  • L: Very tol. Usually followed by a trail of orphans.
9

“Hanging out with Mystery (maybe named Debbie) plus asking Peridot to build an extra space for her to stay.”

List of my favorite Critical Role NPCs

Kima - badass smol lesbian warrior

Allura - badass wlw (bi? lesbian?) literal fairy princess

Gilmore - badass gay man with a killer goatee. Don’t fuck with him, he will wring you like a paper towel.

Cassie de Rolo - badass lady of Whitestone, strongest woman imaginable, will agreeable and prim and proper until it’s time to bust out the weapons

Kaylee - badass gnome bard who wants to fite but actually just wants love. Someone protect her… but actually, she can protect herself

Jarrett - badass guard who has honor, put himself in extreme danger for the sake of those who couldn’t protect themselves, probably a mlm

Victor - crazy lovable grandpa with one hand

Vanessa - badass tiefling businesswoman who literally circumvents the rules of the oldest/holiest city in the world so she could protect her people (healing potions are ONLY available to the guards and the Slayer’s Take in Vasselheim)

Tyriok - not so badass nerd with maps. Basically Milo from Disney’s Atlantis

The Sun Tree - an actual tree. A tree is one of the best goddamn NPCs in Critical Role