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The Signs as Badasses

Aries: Rihanna

Taurus: Jim Halpert 

Gemini: Louise Belcher 

Cancer: Dewey Finn

Leo: Daniel Desario 

Virgo: Abbi Jacobson

Libra: Robin Scherbatsky 

Scorpio: John Bender 

Sagittarius: Shawn Hunter 

Capricorn: Jim Morrison

Aquarius: Ilana Wexler

Pisces: April Ludgate 

PEOPLE. LET’S STOP BEING SO EXTRA, SHALL WE?

IF IT IS COLD OUTSIDE AND A CUTE BOY WANTS TO GIVE YOU HIS LIL JACKET TO SACRIFICE HIS WARMTH FOR YOURS THEN FRICKEN LET HIM. IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A LESS INDEPENDENT WOMAN TO ACCEPT THE KIND GESTURE OF A HUNKY DUDE. DO NOT BE THE REASON THAT CHIVALRY DIES. 

Confession: First time I ever played, after killing everyone I actually didn’t see the swoop engine at the black vulkar base, so I started checking the garage again. Eventually I found this super badass droid blocking a door, so I realized I’d have to beat it to get it. An eternity passed until I managed to beat the damn thing, only to realize there was no door, that was just wall-deco. I’d left the engine behind. 6 hours ago.

The best thing about Agents of SHIELD

Is how they are totally a fucking family and it’s amazing. 

  • Coulson is the ever-forgiving, brutally protective dad
  • May is the strict, no bullshit mom
  • Simmons is the oldest, impressing child
  • Fitz is the middle, oft ignored middle child
  • Skye is the baby who will never run out of second chances
  • Hunter is the cool older cousin with a motorcycle
  • Bobbi is the badass college girl next door that everybody has a tiny/big  crush on
  • Mack’s the kind neighbor who thinks they’re all kinda suspicious but is chill with it as long as they don’t fuck things up on his side of the fence
  • Ward is the psycho dude down the street that’s obsessed with the family in a very creepy way

Ignoring the various romantic angles, everybody’s interactions fit this formula SO WELL!