Frank: You’d most likely have an advantage if you fought Frank, because chances are he’d be drunk. Just watch out for head butting.
• If you’re losing, go with a simple tactic and kick him in the balls.
Monica: If you want to win, make sure you’re in an empty area. Moni will grab anything in arms reach and use it against you. There’s a chance she could also manipulate you into not fighting her.
• If you’re losing, she is kinda light so you can easily use shoving or kicking as a plan B.
Fiona: Make her mad enough and she’ll pop you right in the nose. She’s not much for hair pulling, but will result in it if she’s helpless. She doesn’t take loss easily.
• If you’re losing, flail your body all around recklessly to hopefully get a good blow in.
Lip: Lip thinks too much when he fights, so there are good times when he’s off guard to slam him into a wall.
• If you’re losing, just slip your hand in his pants and you’ll be in charge from there on out.
Ian: Due to military and JROTC training, Ian could probably pull out some moves to beat you up with. If he isn’t feeling too fancy, he might just whip up a few punches, but that’ll be enough to hurt you pretty badly.
• If you’re losing, just take that fucking L. There’s no hope for you.
Carl: Also being in military school, he has skills, but it’s unlikely that he’ll use them. Most likely, you’ll be grabbed and slammed into a few things, then bruised and battered.
• If you’re losing, bite your lip or slide your tongue to seduce him. 9/10 chance this will lead to incredible sex.
Debbie: Debbie will not hesitate to do something if there’s a legitimate reason. If you happen to do something stupid, you better swing your head around like Beyoncé so she doesn’t snatch your weave, seeing that it’s her main attack.
• If you’re losing, grab Neil and run. Then, when she chases after you, just dip into an alleyway.
Liam: Why the fuck- Okay, well, if you happen to fight a fucking second grader, you’re going to win and then feel terrible.
• You won’t lose against Liam, but you will lose against all of the Gallaghers when they find out some dipshit tried to fight a fucking SECOND GRADER. Why would you fight a second grader?!
Kev: He’s kindhearted, so there’s a good chance you can talk it out and he’ll let you off. But, if you hurt V, you’re literally dead.
• If you’re losing, that means that you’re also losing your life.
Veronica: V is feisty, so unless you can match her attitude, then there’s not much hope for you. She will take off a heel and gouge your eye out with it if she has to.
• If you’re losing, you better shape the fuck up real quick because you have 2 seconds to get creative.
Mickey: He looks small and easy to fight, but one blow and you’re down. Two hits, and you’re out cold. Mickey has been fighting since he was a sperm, he knows where to hit you so it really hurts. And, if you bring a weapon, best believe that he won’t hesitate to pull one out of his ass.
• If you’re losing, tell him that something happened to Ian. He’ll either go attack whoever hurt his OrangeBoy, or tears will form in his eyes. If the second one occurs, FUCKING APOLOGIZE AND GIVE HIM A HUG, YOU MONSTER.
Mandy: Mandy is small but mean. She’ll pull you down by your hair, and hit you 1,000 times until she’s almost out of anger. Key word being almost. Then she’ll throw your helpless body into the street and hit you with her car.
• If you’re losing, DO NOT TRY TO HURT HER. You will have the Milkovich brothers on your ass, and you will not come out of that alive. Just try to run and hope you’ll get lucky?
Terry: Terry is drunk 11/10 of the time, so just shoot him. Hit him with a barstool. Smash a bottle over his head.
• If you’re losing, pull a dildo out of your pocket (I know you carry one, your secret is safe with me) and shove it up his ass. That will cause him to kill himself.
Svetlana: She’s a Russian badass. You’re so fucked.
• You’ve already lost.
Karen: She’s small and fragile and you can literally flick her and she’ll break. Best part is, you’ll feel no remorse.
• If you’re losing, you’re pathetic because this is KAREN we’re talking about. Just shove a long object in her mouth as a distraction and she’ll be busy sucking on it.
Sheila: You’re a very bad person for even considering fighting this angel.
On tumblr you mean? You didn’t specify the fandom so I’ll go both with eruri and drrr. And for Eruri I’m afraid I don’t even know/can’t remember half of the names tbh bc there’s just SO many. Seitsensarvi (duuuuh), rsn258( I adore), PANDANOOOIIII is so badass, my fellow russians(?) Babushka-hi-hi, Shtarka, miawrly, Aivelin and Aileine. and from Drrr gang it’s ichi-14, femaleayase and federtanz, love them.
“This is nice. Fresh air…good company..” - Sam Healy
#Let’s talk about her. #About this woman Kate Mulgrew and her character Galina Red Reznikov. #And the fact that she is not only so perfect and awesome, she is beautiful. #About the fact that she is able to pass from the terrible Russian lady that takes no shit to the sweet and smiling lady flirting with a man. #I mean look at her. This is a beautiful woman. This is probably the real Galina before being incarcerated #Of course always badass and strong and intelligent but without being forced to create that hard look with the pointy hair. #She is aware of her power #Of what her eyes can do to a man but here we are talking about Sam #She is attracted to him because she called him a good man and handsome. #We know that she was manipulating him a little, but that ladies and gentlemen is not a look from those who only want to manipulate #That is a look full of feelings to discover because she apologizes to him and have a special relationship. #This is the power of Kate Mulgrew. #And I know that this speech did not make logical sense so just look at her.
first of, what she says to yurio in the beginning is my top inspirational quote ever, and this is coming from a sarcastic af person
THROW. YOURSELF. AWAY.
“Your past self is dead. People who can be reborn as many times as necessary are the strong ones”.
Gah, I wish I had someone to tell me that, in that ‘take absolutely no crap’ tone of voice, at key points in my life. I’d have got up, dusted myself off and walked off with a new spring in my step and like, steel in my bones.
But just consider the fact that she genuinely CARED enough for Yurio and his performance to take him into her own home, along with her ex husband no less!, and put in so much effort to help this angry kitten restart from zero, while
showing absolutely NIL ToLERANCE for his BULLSHIT and ATTITUDE and cutting him no slack.
Not that I really believe that Yurio showed much of his usual attitude when he was in her presence.
Beyond his first ‘Who’s this hag?’ reaction, I’m sure soon enough he was all like:
When watching Yurio’s SP performance, she doesn’t comment on his flubbed jumps - that’s her ex-husband’s domain, technique - hers is the artistic side. She is satisfied and appreciative that Yurio has learned enough from her to preserve his beautiful interpretation to the very end, despite his technical failures.
Yes he does; because you taught him that.
Gosh, how is everything this woman says so inspirational.
While watching Yurio’s impressive FS performance, this badass Russian lady who looks like she hasn’t smiled or let her hair down (literally) since Gorbachev’s reign, breaks down into quiet sobs, while Yakov just pats her softly like ‘I know, Lilia, I know. SAME.’
…I was crying in this episode way before the Victuri hug happened.
Heck, she’s showing more emotion than his grandpa and the people clapping next to him who I suppose are Yurio’s parents (?), one of them being the Plushenko lookalike. Lilia is genuinely moved to tears by the work of art that she helped create.
NOW. Hold on to your attire because this is where I put forth the argument that not only is Lilia awesome and badass, but she’s also a prophetess among mere mortals.
I’m glad you said it, because yes. That’s what I always want to say when I look at Yurio but can’t find my words.
“Strength means nothing without beauty”
THESE ARE PROPHETIC WORDS
They have to be.
Because what is the ONE (1) thing JJ has that Yurio and Yuuri do not have?
That’s right, brute strength!
At the end of their FS, having given it all, Yuuri and Yurio are similarly exhausted.
But remember - strength is not ENOUGH to win.
It will never be enough.
Not in figure skating anyway!
Lilya Baranovskaya knows her shit - she’s seen it all, and she has spoken~
AN: this will be the next group fic I’ll be working on :) this is more of just an introduction (while I finish the TOD final chapter) but it will have angst, badass queens and adorable Russian Katya X hope you like it <3
Actually, Todd ISNT a fan character, in an Eddie bowley tweet he explained he was going to be a "Ned Flanders type character" but they never got the chance to put him in. And somehow people got "badass Russian" from "Ned Flanders type character????"
(( i mean. technically he is a fan-based character? like yeah he exists but he’s a character that was never put into the show, so people can make up his personality and his character design. because the eduardo gang is (basically?) opposites of the eddsworld boys, thats what we’re working off of. yaknow? -mod aether ))