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This Is What Happened To This Teen After Smoking an E-Cigarette
Lately, smoking e-cigarettes or vaping, in other words, is growing out to be a really big trend. While it doesn't have the same dangers as smoking, there are still many things against this kind of hobby. These strange pictures will show you what happened when an e-cigarette has exploded. source Meet Ty Green, a 16-year-old...
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Two Ladies Were Talking In Heaven. What The Second Woman Concluded In The End Is Pure Gold.
Women's conversations are always interesting to listen to, especially if there are hilarious ends to it. Such is the story of this article about two beautiful women who went to heaven and had a conversation. The end is simply pure gold! source Visit Next Page for Part 2 of ‘The Hilarious Story Of Two...
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He Tries To Buy His Late Dad’s Squad Car. When He’s Outbid, Watch The Man In The Cowboy Hat
Losing our family members can be the hardest thing to happen in our lives when inspirational words rarely help. This guy tried to buy the car of his late dad but he was eventually outbid – but watch what happens afterwards! source Having a police member in your family is a very two-sided thing. First,...

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”