bad-jokes

the signs as knock knock jokes

Aries: 

Voldemort- “knock knock”
Harry Potter- “who’s there”
Voldemort- “you know”
Harry Potter- “you know who”
Voldemort- “exactly”

Aquarius: 

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“daisy”
“daisy who”
“daisy me rollin’ they hatin’”

Cancer:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“doctor”
“doctor who”

Capricorn:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“Britney Spears”
“Britney Spears who?”
“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“oops I did it again”

Gemini:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“Idaho”
“Idaho who”
“I da ho”

Leo:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“to”
“to who”
“to whom

Libra:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“Obama”
“Obama who”
“Oooo Baaa Maaa self”

Pisces:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“date”
“date who”
“date me…”

Sagittarius:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“boo”
“I don’t know anyone named Boo. Get off my property.”

Scorpio:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“not Zayn”

Taurus:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“yoo”
“yoo who”
“yoo who big summer blowout”

Virgo:

friend: “knock knock”
me: “who’s there”
friend: “not your favorite character”
me: 
friend:
me: “there’s a special place in hell for people like you”