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Nighthawk/Alexandra Fowler from the book Hero!

Anon, it’s this girl over here! Just in time for Hero Week, but I think I’m out of schedule lmao (sorry). I can’t think of a bio yet, so I’ll just leave her portrait here.

The purple highlights are just lighting effects, I can’t leave her hair just… black? haha. And sorry for the messed up suit, I mean, I’m pretty bad at drawing costumes lol

Tagging our beloved hosts: @kenjkats @toglidethroughlife @faded-hero

“Why do you hate Belle’s live-action yellow dress?”

Originally posted by mouseofmickey

It looks like several slices of Kraft Singles were stapled to her hips

It looks like a bunch of bananas on top of a yellow traffic cone

It looks like a sad lampshade someone sat on

It looks like a deflated party balloon that someone cut up

It looks like it was made with the peeled-off skin of Minions

It looks like something you’d find on the clearance rack at Forever 21 in 2005

It looks like a dollop of French mustard

It looks like an upside-down stack of wilting daffodils

It looks like someone thought “What if the curtain dress from ‘Gone with the Wind’ looked more like actual curtains?”

It looks like a 5-year-old with crayons tried to draw Belle’s gold dress by memory and someone tried to replicate it in reality.

It looks super easy for Disney to reproduce and mass-market, which makes way too much sense for my comfort.

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Trying On Dollar Store Halloween Costumes | AnyaPanda (ft. Party Chicken…

This week’s video is up! Watch @partychickencosplay and I try on terrible horrible awful no thanks very bad $4 Halloween costumes from the dollar store, all for your entertainment!

(Context: Our rogue’s player was AWOL without notice, so I scrambled to come up with a last-minute one-shot adventure. The idea was for the PCs to investigate a cemetery in the town that has become their unofficial base of operations due to repeated reports of figures and headstones moving around with no evidence of who or how. They encounter animated statues trying to get them out of the cemetery and engage in a short fight.)

Bard: I cast Disguise on myself. 

DM: I, uh. To look like what?

Bard: To look like a statue!

DM: *reading off the description of Disguise* I don’t think this lets you just look like a statue…

Bard: Okay…then I just try to look like someone in a bad statue costume.

DM: …okay. Time for will saves then, right? *rolls and saves* Okay, the statues are convinced you’re another statue.

Bard: Yay!

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Batman is pretty much always busy but halloween is a rare opportunity for him to be himself without having to hide in the shadows or run from paparazzi. so practically every year he dresses up in a bad batman costume and takes little robin trick or treating.

J though, cant be fooled by the cheap Wal-Mart costume so every year he spots his dork knight out and about and decides to tag along, usually while in costume himself. this year he was Michael jackson from the Thriller music video.

there’s still a little time before halloween so here are some fun halloween costume ideas for u and ur gf!

  • Velma and Daphne
  • Thelma and Louise
  • Korra and Asami
  • Marceline and Princess Bubblegum
  • Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy
  • Sailor Uranus and sailor Neptune
  • Carol and Therese (carol)
  • Megan and Graham (But I’m a Cheerleader)
  • Tegan and Sara
  • Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher
  • Each other

Share some of your own ideas! Happy early Halloween!

anonymous asked:

Whats your fav costume ever and whats your most hated?

Thanks for asking!

(This is a question that provoked more deep thinking than I ever thought I would put into costumes.)

I’ll narrow the “worst” choices down to three: the Infamous Cellobutt, the Naked 13 Year Old (which I cannot find a picture of and I’m blaming you all for that awkward Google Image search), and THAT GODAWFUL RACIST ABOMINATION (which I could probably rant about for an hour or more, but I’ll spare you this time).

For best, it’s hard. I thought Joshua Farris’ grey ombre tunic for Schindler’s List was extraordinarily effective; it made him look like a ghost, a soul, whispering across the ice. Brendan Kerry’s grey waistcoat and pants, highlighted with the pink tie, was a great look too. (I am of the opinion that grey is a massively under-utilised colour in skating costumes). And I really liked Yuna Kim’s dress in Sochi - the black and purple one. She had a lot of really classic dresses. Oh, and Evgenia’s maroon dress with the choker neck. That was a nice look.