bad-costumes

every so often i’ll say “lazytown could not possibly get any weirder” after i’ve finished watching an episode, and then like two episodes later i am proven to be drastically wrong

right now i have yet to be proved wrong but the last time this happened was when i said this to myself while watching the episode where robbie dresses up as scary fruits and vegetables and scares the kids so they’ll stop eating “sportscandy” and this isn’t even an adequate description of how weird it was, and then literally two episodes later robbie dresses up in a really bad alien costume to scare the kids but ziggy for some reason thinks that “zobby” is his friend, but the other kids make him go away bc he’s “too small” and “might get hurt” and then they put robbie, who’s asleep, into the literal ROCKET these EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS have built, and fire it off, but then ziggy gets into the rocket and they can’t stop it, so sportacus has to land ON THE ROCKET in his little air scooter and save ziggy and robbie, who, RIGHT AT THE MOST INOPPORTNE MOMENT EVER, wakes up, and since he’s scared of heights, he FREAKS OUT and tries to climb out of the rocket??????? but they’re flying so he ends up having to hang on as it flies and sportacus has to grab him and put him back in the rocket, except he puts him upside down (and the entire rest of the time they’re in the rocket robbie’s feet are moving like what are you doing robert??) and i think i can safely say that lazytown could not possibly get any weirder.

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.