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Yuri: BEKA I NEED SOME COOL ASS IDEAS FOR WTTM HELP ME- BE MY DJ, WEAR A COOL JACKET!

Otabek: Uh, Sure. I reckon you should also wear.. those tight black pants you have..

Yuri:… yeah! They’re cool, I’ll also wear my sunglasses and my cross necklace!!

Otabek: Yeah… and that tiny shirt with the slits in the back…and you should take your jacket off too, with like a sexy shoulder shrug..

Yuri: YEAH!! AND YOU CAN SHOOT ME AT THE END!! MORE IDEAS BEKA YOURE A GENI-

Otabek: AND STICK YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH

Yuri: YEAH THATLL BE SUPER COO- wait. What?

Otabek: Uh… all the bad boys in the clubs are doing it 😎

Yuri: OK THEN LETS DO IT

It gets worse. Consider Megan Fox’s casting experience for the first Transformers movies, in which she showed up at Bay’s house and washed his Ferrari while he filmed it.

This wasn’t even the first time she’d been creepily filmed by Bay. When Fox was 15, she was cast as an extra on Bad Boys II for a club scene. At some point during this process, a grown-up explained to Bay that she was only 15 and couldn’t be filmed holding a drink. A little hiccup which Bay got around by having her dance around under a waterfall instead. You know. To get soaking wet. When she was in 10th grade.

Possibly because he was annoyed at Fox for pointing out he was an impossible monster, Bay recast her role for the ridiculously-named third film in the series, Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. For that film, he chose English model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, whose casting consisted of meeting Bay while she was doing a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot and answering a single question: “Can you walk?” Huntington-Whiteley managed to exhibit more professionalism than most of us would in the face of such smug douchery, and confirmed that, yes, she knew how to walk. But Bay wasn’t done yet. He needed to check this. So right that minute, he drove her half a mile out into the desert, said “Action!” and sped away, leaving her to walk across the desert in heels, underwear, and a floor-length cape.

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anonymous asked:

oh, so now Zayn and Louis left the club with lots of girls and went party at the hotel pool.... but Liam "and Sophia" were at the club as well, and suddenly those update accounts forget about it. those update accounts are so full of shit and I get so angry because it only make the boys look bad.

Video of the “party” here. Not quite. LOL

Friendly reminder, update accounts suck.

It seems like this was a stunt outing with clear objectives. Bad boys Zouis out clubbing among lovely ladies:

And “loved up” Sophiam (with wingman Andy–this is full time job lately) not out with those darn bad boys:

And then fans embellished as they ALWAYS do. :/