bad cat puns

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Miraculous Ladybug Aesthetic 

boy group aesthetics
  • exo: shiny stuff, glass vases, sky high
  • bts: fire hydrants, not voting, kate kane
  • shinee: white birch trees, revamping old abandoned buildings, musicals
  • monsta x: sledgehammers, teeth, secretly preferring dnce to the jonas brothers
  • super junior: dress shoes, cool teachers, being out of milk
  • seventeen: 2000s disney channel movies, pop art, good puns
  • got7: watercolors, dogs drinking out of puddles, loose change
  • day6: life is good shirts, happy vibes, your coworker's significant other not remembering who you are
  • astro: bad puns, liking cats and dogs equally, father & son improv groups
  • vixx: the vampire diaries, belts, instagram
  • Yang: Hey big daddy Belladonna! Meows it going?
  • Ghira: It's quite alright. Feeling purrfect.
  • Blake: I will actually pay you two to stop.
  • Ghira: Oh Blake, we're just kitten around!
  • Yang: Hah! You've gone and stunned me silent as a mouse!
  • Ghira: What's wrong Blake? Cat got you're tongue?
  • Yang: Oh the cat got way more than my tongue I'll tell you that-
  • Blake: (Screams of utter despair)
  • Ghira: Yikes, that was a particularly broken and defeated shout.

lairep  asked:

You are very great even if you decide ti destroy lives with cat puns.

*deep breath*

You caught me on a day when I wasn’t feline well, so I apawlogize for the kitten around.  It was just fur fun.  Some people think puns are the cat’s meow.  Maybe I can purrsuade you to see my side?  

I’m going to hell for this

I think the worst thing I’ve ever done is when one time my friend and I were talking about adriens mom and how she died and I immediately went to “maybe she died of cardiac agreste.” And I was kinda proud of it.

Roman: There’s blood all over this bag.

Virgil: Is that blood on the wall?

Logan: I’ll have to clean that up.

Patton: This isn’t the dance floor, why is there blood everywhere?