Sansa, for the one sentence meme?
They never read the tales of princesses with sharp claws and jagged fangs;
who break out of their tower, and fly away on leathered wings.
They forgot the myths of pretty maidens with serpents in their hair;
who killed princes with a kiss, and took their thrones without a care.
They must not have heard the songs of sirens, luring sailors to their graves;
and water nymphs that pull men overboard, dragging them beneath the waves.
They did not recall the legends of the witches who wouldn’t burn;
and that nothing blazes from the inside out like the fire of a woman spurned.
They should have listened to the stories where the damsels in distress win;
because Little Red became the Big Bad Wolf when she let the wild in.