bad wheels!!!


The Forsaken + Onion Headlines

Just to be clear this is @veliseraptor‘s fault. (Their’s are funnier anyways.)

(Art Seamas Gallagher and Ariel  Burgess, all from the WoT wiki’s)


mood: Eliot advising Hardison to be more assertive in his relationship with Parker, realising he’s the one asserted over the whole evening, ending up secretly proud of it.

  • Sun Jing: Hey babe.
  • Qiu Tong: Yea, babe?
  • Sun Jing: I love you, babe.
  • Qiu Tong: OMG babe, I love you, too, babe.
  • Qi Fang: Hey guys, can you shut the fuck up please?

Hey, we beat up some dancers.

  • chika: hey!!! i found this idol thing I can do!!! it's like this-- chika chika chii!!
  • riko: that's so cute! let's see-- riko riko rii!!
  • you: oh haha guys that looks so fun!! let me try!! y--
  • chika: im so sorry

It’s not even funny how much I want to be friends with my favorite youtubers. I want to dress in dorky cosplay and play Pokemon GO with Dan and Phil. I want to yell at my computer with JackSepticEye until I can’t speak. I want to sing songs with Troye Sivan and be stupid on the sims with Markiplier. I don’t want to be their fan. I want to be their friend.