bad uniforms

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To the new Ricks we have witness and to the many that have fallen in the line of battle and chaos. May your souls be at peace in the cosmic universe.

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Preview of the Kink prompt that you guys sent SCENE 1 :^)))

You know that it’s p0rn when Yura decided to put on some police uniform :^)))))

AND FOR FUCK SAKE BAD BOY BEKA IS FUCKING HOT //hyperventilating 

Mr. Anon who send me this ask, bless you XDD and sorry guys ahahah I took a lot of time choosing all those great ideas bless you all

In which I return with Ed dressed in military uniform and half ponytail…

I thought of a scene where Ed is facing some bad guys in which one of them is actually an alchemist, but Ed doesn’t even flinch when said alchemist manages to injure him. 

The soldiers that came with Ed are both very surprised and in awe with the young Colonel’s, steel balls, courage and stand back watching with wide eyes.

I also managed to ruin the picture by drawing the background, but what the heck, it’s done.

Hope you guys enjoy~!

HOW TO KNOW FAKE METH
BAD QUALITY AND INCUT METH…


as of late there have been numerous questions asking about how to tell if the shit is good , or even real, and how to test it.

First things first, if you have to ask yourself , is this shit anygood after doing some , then it aint .

after a couple of hits out of the glass pipe , you should feel very good and energized, and not having the desire to refill the pipe, good shit will get you busy doing something other than smoking up your sack.

a little good meth goes a long way

if you do some , and you feel more tired than before , then it aint real.


Bleach Test: pour liquid bleach into a glass , a couple of ounces is all you need, drop a small amount of your product into the glass with the bleach in it.

and watch what happens, if its real , the speed will start dancing around, it will dart around for a few seconds, and after a few minutes or less , small oily spots will form on top of the bleach !!! 

if it sinks to the bottom without dart around first, guess what? it aint real.

The smoke test: when blowing out a hit, the smoke should come straight out of your mouth and clouds that are long streams, like a rainbow .

If the smoke exhaled , come out and stays close to you and goes sideways and in circles to the left and right , it is not a good sign.

The nasal test: Real meth will burn your nose when snorted, so much that tears could form in your eyes, some call it the donkey kick, it feels that bad.
which is good!!

no burn or very little burn is a bad sign.

The magnification test: Look at your product under some magnification, it should all look the same as far as color and texture , the shards should be rigid, un-even , rough edges.
the color should be pretty clear or transparent , mostly but not 100% 

Cloudy rocks are another bad sign.

If the edges are smooth and straight kinda uniformed shape , bad sign!!

Meth should not look wet, if it looks wet or kinda oily and easy to break apart, Bad Sign.

The pipe test: if your pookie ( glass pipe ) turns dark inside the bubble after smoking some , Bad

if it just burns away quickly , no good!!!

real meth will re crystalize , quickly and clear or at least white, and it should start forming a pattern of lines, like spokes on a bicycle.

if brown spots form instead of lines, guess what , yep bad.

Real meth will smoke easy, and you cant really fuck it up , on the other hand fake shit will run away from the flame and will be hard to smoke , bad shit will run up the side and wont stay on the bottom of the bubble.

real stuff will stay in one spot .


I hope this helps, a lot of bullshit is being sold as meth, do not fall into this trap, buying it is worse than throwing your money away, it far worse because the effects of smoking fake dope are horrible, it causes depression, fatigue, a feeling of worthlessness, and then you are in a bad funk, worse than you felt prior , becarefull and dont be affraid to tell your conection NO!

thats the only way to keep dealers straight, because time and time again , they will sell you good shit at first, then as you become a loyal customer they will start giving you adulterated shit, and if you dont speak up and complain, they know you dont know good from bad and the shit will always be fucked up from then on.

if you speak up and stop buying their crap, they will come out with the real stuff , I have beenthere

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NINTENDO WHAT DID YOU DO

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read from left to right pls! :)

@marchioness-elizabeth 😊😊😊 reading your ask made me smile! I dug up this old thing(2016) and finished it for you :’)

anonymous asked:

Ajax, I have a prompt for you. Ren in a uniform. Hux looses his shit. Inappropriate use of the Force in front of EVERYBODY. READYSETGO!

EL I KNOW THIS IS YOU. I KNOW THIS ABOUT THE PORN FIC I WROTE FOR YOU FOR CHRISTMAS. I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO POST IT, YOU MONSTER. 

fine. but only because it’s you:

Mitaka finishes his report and sits, and all eyes turn to Hux at the head of the table. He takes a moment to sigh to himself, thinks fleetingly of the bottle of brandy waiting for him in his room and stands.

“At this time, I would like to take the opportunity to -”

Hux stops and stares at the doorway, words stuck inside his chest. The rest of the room turns to look at Ren, who’s just walked into the room.

He’s -

He’s.

Ren’s in fucking uniform.

He’s in a real First Order officer’s uniform: hair actually pulled back from his terribly beautiful face, clothes horribly, perfectly tailored to his body, awful, clean lines from his shoulders down to his waist and shit if he doesn’t look more naked than Hux has ever seen him in his life. Somehow the shape of him through the uniform is absolutely obscene, chest and shoulders so broad it makes Hux short of breath, lines of his body more obvious than if he were standing there completely naked in front of the whole room. Hux hadn’t even known Ren had been issued a uniform.

(under the cut because it’s nsfw imperial uniform porn and i’m literal garbage)

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