bad throw in

tagging vulture culture

hey my friends if you’re (re)blogging a picture of vulture culture or anything like that, could you please tag it? 

some ppl (me especially) pick up the feelings tied to the bones ur posting and sometimes theyre just really not good feelings and its not fun to be hit in the gut with gross feelings out of nowhere. 

i have bones and vulture culture (as well as other variations of the terms) blacklisted, so if you could just tag it when u post it that would be super fantastic !!!!! thank u

transitionalgirly  asked:

Does anyone on the magic team ever feel a bit wasteful when designing cards that are only draft playable? Or less than draft playable like Tin street market. I've always felt bad when everyone throws a bunch of commons in the recycling bin after a draft. Crabapple Cohort is another example. That grumpy tree needs a friend just to brake even with its mana cost. That would make any green creature angry. I guess there's always a place for it in bad card cube.

The vast majority of players can’t differentiate between “draft playable” and “not draft playable”. They play with the cards that they a) own and b) like for whatever reasons they like them.

There isn’t a card that doesn’t get played in “casual constructed” (aka “I play with the subset of cards which I own”), the most played “format”.

So no, it doesn’t bother us because all those cards *do* get played.

What the fuck. Someone grabbed Dan’s crotch while he was high fiving people last night at the L.A. NSP show and Dan laughed it off but woo boy that isn’t alright.

We’ve always been a mostly sane fandom of people but I’ve been to a ton of concerts and watched band members get clothes ripped and their belts taken off and stolen, and their dicks rubbed. Fuck, I even remember that a very young girl forced a kiss on a lead singer when he went to take a pic with her.

Please, please don’t let that start happening with Dan. Don’t ruin the NSP shows for other fans because you’re beinga creepy fuck. Dan shouldn’t have to laugh off or joke off being inappropriately touched.

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*
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“STANLEY YOU’RE NOT HELPING!”

Tbh I don’t think Mabel would be such a problem when it comes to bath time, Dipper on the other hand…

How to adult on a budget for the lazy and new adulting people (by a not-so-adulty-adult)
  • learn how to cut your own hair. If it’s something easy like an undercut or just trimming your ends every month, you’ll look clean and put together without shelling out $20 every month. (my hair cutting stuff cost like $20 total)
  • if you have to go to a laundromat, make your own detergent. Or just in general. It’s about $15 for everything you’ll need and it’ll make you a solid 6-10 batches depending on how many soap bars you get. 1 bar ivory soap or fels-naptha (ivory works just fine tbh. Cheaper and easier to find) Grate that shit. 1 cup borax and 1 cup washing powder. Mix that shit. 1 tablespoon in the wash. Boom. Add essential oils if you so choose. 
  • On the topic of laundry, throw all your clothes in the same load. Use the cold-cold setting and you can put those red shirts in with your whites with no bleeding whatsoever. (read those tags tho. unless it needs special care, most shirts/pants/socks/underwear can all be thrown together)
  • When money is tight for food, rice, 2 pounds of chicken, some kind of stock or bouillon cubes, and frozen veggies make about 2-3 different meals. 
  • Keep a few bouillon cubes handy tbh. Cook rice in it. Make soup. They’re so much cheaper than stock itself.
  • Coconut oil for everything from actual oil to chapstick to cracked skin. 
  • Baby powder makes a fairly good dry shampoo. Put it on your roots, scrub around, brush out. Boom. 
  • Make scripts for all phone calls you ever have to make to make them go smoother. (bills, doctors, work, etc)
  • Fill 1 side of the sink with water to do your dishes and then rinse with the smallest amount of water possible so you dont end up using a lot of water. 
  • Gasbuddy.com helps you find the cheapest gas near you!
  • Aldi has great cheap groceries
  • If you live alone or with 1 roommate, you don’t really need more than 12 megabyte internet speed. By yourself? Don’t get more than 6 tbh. You won’t need it. 
  • Freeze all meats and veggies! Let’s be honest. You wont be eating carrots every day or that ground beef often enough for it to not go bad, Throw it in the freezer. 
  • Dollar store cleaning supplies save the world. Everything there besides liquid soap is basically just as good. (glass cleaner, bleach, magic erasers, so on and so forth)
  • Dollar stores in general. Most things there will do in a pinch. (earbuds and most electronic/battery powered things are a no-no however)
  • Nail polish remover gets hair dye stains. Hydrogen peroxide gets up blood. Milk for ink. Chalk for oil. 
  • Once you finish using a pot or pan, put hot water in it until you’re ready to clean it. Stuff will just wipe off.
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“Just ten days after her daughter disappeared.. Inside the garbage bag that she threw out were a pair of knit mittens.”

tlc characters as things i've said to my siblings
  • Cinder: unless it's digital and waterproof it's not for me
  • Kai: STOP INTERRUPTING ME I JUST WANT TO TEACH YOU ABOUT HENRY THE EIGTH AND HIS PEE
  • Thorne: no one appreciates me did you all forget the time i lent you my shirt?? i sacrificed my shirt for you
  • Iko: ah.. yes.... clothes... to cover your body...
  • Scarlet: i could live on celery stuff a celery stick up my ass
  • Wolf: PLEASE ACCEPT THIS PUSH POP AS AN APOLOGY FOR ACCIDENTALLY-ON-PURPOSE PUNCHING YOU
  • Cress: "what are you doing" i'm burying the worm i accidentally stepped on what do you think i'm doing
  • Jacin: whoever is taller than me has to chop their legs off sorry I don't make the rules
  • Winter: i mean it's not physically possible to melt but emotionally i am a puddle