Prussia is fine. Like, who is this punk dog anyway telling us he bit Gilbert a week ago? I’ve certainly never seen him before. I log into Tumblr and everybody’s going crazy over what this dog said. I bet he’s a liar dog. If he bites, I bet he lies too. Prussia has never done anything to earn my distrust. I trust Prussia. But this dog. He just looks like a liar. Those beady little black eyes. Completely untrustworthy.
If Prussia said the dog just bit him, then the dog just bit him.