bad spelling i know

When the Mistress made me she was full of angry things, that’s why so am I.

She pulled red threads over skin too tight and she couldn’t turn me, so all the ugliness I was supposed to hide was out for all to see. Like little crisscrossing scars. But that’s alright.

She messed up my head a little bit, stitch, stitch stitching. She fixed it as much as she could, and in the process she found pause.

She looked at me, me, for the first time. And sighed.

She rubbed her eyes and let go of me almost completely, and I thought she would forget about me.

But she didn’t.

She put more gentle things in me this time. Not for the sake of the enemies of our Kingdom, but for mine. So I wouldn’t feel so alone.

Instead of nails she gave me a hawthorn berry for a heart, and soft, soft cotton.

And then she brushed her thumb across my cheek and clothed me.

“Why?” The others said.

“So he feels no cold.”

And then she gave me a sword, the only sword, and I felt special.

“Why?” The others asked.

“You never send a soldier to war unarmed.”

She pressed her lips against my forehead and her warm air filled my head. 

“A witch’s kiss is a blessed thing,” they said.

She tugged on the seams of my pepper filled legs and the rosemary in my chest swelled. Maybe the mint in my cheeks blushed, but just a little bit.

She gave me hematite so my will would be strong and shiny, and then she whispered it was my duty to look after the Junglegreen.

“Protect us all, my brave little soldier.” And before she left she turned and over her shoulder blew me a final kiss.

This is my mission!

There are no other soldiers. I’m the one and only. I protect the Junglegreen and the Mistress day and night. I march between the Pottedplants and am a diplomat with the Faepeople, I see who can visit the kingdom or not, depending if they’re good at heart.

When the Mistress made me she didn’t have to love me, but she did.

And so I love her back.

-A poppet and his witch, by Semiramis Magpie.

5

“Okay, enough with the bad sound effects.”

*I didn’t know how to spell out most of what Hunk said, so I checked the episode transcript online, hoping to get an idea but…

  • paper towel dispenser: why is this guy taking so many paper towels?
  • paper towel dispenser: excuse me? who do you think you are, emptying me like this?
  • paper towel dispenser: don't you see that other guy over there? don't you think he needs paper towels to?
  • paper towel dispenser: wait- why are you taking a paper towel out of the trash?
  • paper towel dispenser: OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS WAS ALL A PLOY TO INVITE HIM OUT TO SMOKE OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
  • paper towel dispenser: I'M FUCKING EMPTY THANKS TO YOU
  • paper towel dispenser: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA HIT ME NOW CUZ I'M FUCKING EMPTY? DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT?
  • paper towel dispenser: unbelievable
Found this in my drafts**:

*clears throat* May I present the idea:
~✨Ella Enchanted au✨~

  • •Laurent is from a very well-to-do kingdom
  • •Auguste died (idc how)
  • •Akielos took a bunch of land after that
  • •When Laurent was born his aunt Vannes gave him the “gift” of obedience
  • •When Laurent lost his family he was left to live with his Uncle and his uncle’s men (man? Idk how to fit the evil step-sisters in so like twin Govarts??? LOL)
  • •His uncle tells him that he isn’t allowed to protect/hang out with Nicaise

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Glæ·ður /gläi̯-dur̥/ dark magic. Variant of Glóa (Glower) that can be used offensively or defensively. Summons multiple hieroglyphic eyes that indiscriminately fire glaring beams of light. Coming into contact with a hieroglyph causes it to shatter, damaging anyone in the immediate vicinity.

Don’t Call Me Baby

Here is my submission for the wonderful, lovely and perfect @supersoldierslover3K Writing Challenge. My prompt was “first night spent together”. I’ve never written a fan fic before, and Taw is the only human I would do it for. I must give credit to Taw because this is based on several conversations we have had. My favorite line is actually a direct quote from her, so really she is the co-author. I hope you enjoy it! This will most likely be my first and last work because I do not enjoy beta-ing my own work.

Summary: After finally confessing your love for each other, you and Steve discuss what pet names you want to call each other. 

Words: 1419

Paring: Steve x Reader

Warnings: gross amounts of fluff; I mean really disgusting, barf inducing fluff. Swearing. Suggestive dialogue. Lots of kissing and cuddling. Far too many movie references. Verb tense changes and bad spelling galore. Please let me know if I forgot to include anything warnings. 

Originally posted by thosekidswhohuntmonsters

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Another PPV...

And another night of the man we all claim to want to be heel who just did a heel thing, but we’re fake mad because he’s their top babyface.

Bottom line, folks: WWE and literally Roman Reigns himself have been telling us for a whole damn year - The night after Wrestlemania 32, to be precise, that Roman is not a good OR bad guy. They’ve been fucking spelling it out for us for I don’t know how long that Roman is a TWEENER.

Roman is not a traditional babyface. You all claim that you don’t want another Cena situation when it comes to the top guy - Congratulations! They’re giving us a complex character that dabbles between both good and evil. But for some reason, It’s still not registering to 99.9% of you, because I honestly think you DO want another Cena. You want Reigns to come out and give us some cookie cutter jive about not giving up and the American way (lol), because you want to be able to say that Vince churned out another “failed baby face”.

When in reality: He’s been giving us exactly what we wanted. Asshole, egotistical and doesn’t give two shits about anyone Roman Reigns.

Sure, he’s still being marketed as a babyface because he makes a lot of damn money for the company. But when it comes to booking, he can do anything he wants. How some of you refuse to see that is beyond me.

Knot Spell for Doing Well In School

((My first ever spell I’ve written myself so I apologize if it’s bad))


“By know of one, I get work done,

By knot of two, I’ll turn in what’s due,

By knot of three, I remember what I see,

By knot of four, good grades I’ll endure,

By knot of five, in school I thrive,

By knot of six, my grades I’ll fix,

By knot of seven, bad scores I’ll lessen,

By knot of eight, I won’t be late,

By knot of nine, like a star I’ll shine.”

Throw Back!

Hello to all of you wonderful people out there. I have been quite busy lately and I don’t want to disappoint anyone with my posts, so I decided im going to have a throw back. If you don’t know what that is (I’m sure you do) it is where I will post pictures I drew from long ago. This SeaWing, I remember, was probably the second or third dragon I drew from the Wings of Fire series when it first came out. 

October 15, 2014 is when you started following me. I am convinced that you only followed me because you felt bad that I clearly DID NOT know how to spell stitches correctly. (Luckily I changed my url within a week ok ok) Thank you for three years of heart attacks. I love youuuuuu. @taylorswift

anonymous asked:

I LOVE YOUR BLOG!! AND YOUR DRAWINGS AND YOUR STYLE!! IS IT SO..! *Dead* I'm sorry for that xD but I love your drawing style is very cute I wanted to say this A long time ago, but it didn't give me the value, I'm very Shy :T Sorry, I hope ya see this, I'm so exited!! ^w^!! Many hugs for ya! You have a good Night... or day XDD Umm one more thing, you are very creative!! I Admire you ^U^!! (Sorry for my bad spelling it's just that I'm nervous Dx) I don't know if anyone sent this, Welp Seya! ^w^

really thanks anon, i appreciate this :D