Yuuri spends the first Eurovision after he arrives in Russia completely and utterly astounded by how fucking savage the Europeans all are to each other.
The entire Russian fam spends one glorious week in perfect harmony, camped out on Viktor’s couch.
Russia gives Switzerland a bad score and Yuuri isn’t sure what Ich werde sie mit meinen blosen Händen erwürgen! means, but the fact that Chris is shouting that at Viktor over Skype doesn’t bode well.
Mila and Sara have broken up with each other four times today.
Emil and Michele are sending each other thinly-veiled death threats over Twitter.
Yuuri tells Viktor that he liked Australia’s entry and everyone in the room turns to look at him with such betrayal in their eyes that Yuuri has to re-translate the words into English just to make sure that he didn’t misspeak and insult someone’s mother. It’s the only context in which Viktor Nikiforov has ever uttered the words I want a divorce.