bad scooter

FULL METAL SCOOTER!! \m/
I. AM. SO. HAPPY. RIGHT. NOW.

I FINALLY HAVE A WAY TO GET AROUND INSTEAD OF STAYING IN BED ALL DAY BECAUSE MY LEGS AND BACK HURT TOO MUCH TO GO PLACES AND WALK AROUND. Holy crap, I’m excited. I cried a little bit. This is huge, guys. And it only cost me $165 because it’s refurbished/donated. Freaking amazing. I feel like celebrating!

SCOOT SCOOT!!! 😄😭🎉🎉 #cutestscootergirluknow

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Scooter > It’s why I play out here away from the village because villagers think I shouldn’t be treating it like a game. But it’s just pretend! That’s not bad, is it?

< Scooter’s apprehensive about the idea of her being a real hero but she’s flattered anyway >

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My reactions to the events in episode 4 in order:

‘Oh good, Vaughn isn’t dead yet’

‘WE’RE GOING TO TURN OUR CAR INTO A SPACE SHIP YAAAAAS’

‘I’m with Rhys I feel like throwing up right now’

‘Handsome Jack can fly guys we’re all fucked’

‘No Janey Athena loves you I love you’

‘Time to spend all my money on sick duds again’

‘WE’RE IN SPACE YAAAAAAS’

‘Awwww Finch and Kroger are Thug Boyfriends’

‘Scooter is great I hope nothing bad happens to him’

‘SCOOTER NO’

“Wait what do you mean first casualty WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIO-’

‘See you, Space Cowboy’

‘Wow fuck you Yvette. I hope you never got that lunch I promised you.’

‘How did Fiona pierce Buttstallion’s flesh if she’s made of diamonds?’

‘Okay I have put up with enough of your shit Yvette time to get acquainted with my stun baton and the floor. Bitch.’

‘Rhys you knew you were pressed for time and yet you still opted to indulge in an imaginary gunfight with a bunch of grown men and women. Good jorbe.’

‘It’s a good thing you’re already in jail Gortys because it is illegal to be this cute’

‘I’m currently organizing operation “Stop Handsome Jack From Finding Out His Daughter Is Dead At All Costs”’

‘I can either piss off a known serial killer with at least a dozen mental health issues, thus endangering all my friends OR I can play nice with him for just a bit longer and have unlimited power and none of my friends die but they might all hate me and then I’ll never get to marry Sasha. Great.’