bad quality but hilariousness

anonymous asked:

kon el for character thing

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (…lesbian)
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: 90s kon is hilarious, and i feel so bad because he had so much potential to be an amazing person, i love that he most likely based his personality off of like tv shows and movies, i loved watching him grow into his own person. also in the tv show i latch onto characters that are hurting and boy howdy is this kid in need of some tlc. amazing fashion sense whether its 90s gear or deciding that a tshirt is good enough for a battle. good at heart to hearts sometimes, if the person is someone he adores. 
worst quality: literally The Worst and full of Secondhand Embarrassment. 90s kon how did anyone let u live after hearing 2 words out of ur mouth. u were so annoying… i cant believe u actually said ‘i pity da foo’ like WHO SAYS THAT. why are u like this. (i love u for it but STILL)  … also tshirt kon in the comics was the most boring character ever tbh. like that entire series… i read it but At What Cost. i shouldnt be falling asleep during comics. why did they make you into a superman clone. like i mean i know thats ur whole thing, youre a superman clone, but ur personality was always supposed to be different from clark??? why did they decide to write you Like That. u were so boring. u went from fuckin hilarious in ur youth to having one of the least interesting storylines like, ever. tim drake called u ‘grounded’. like … no. growing up is one thing but this is absurd.
ship them with: tim!!!!
brotp them with: tim, cassie, bart, – & separately, yj tv kon with the yj tv cast.
needs to stay away from: Knockout and Superboy Prime (EDIT) and ………Tana Moon
misc. thoughts: my sweet boy, im pretty sure all the things i love about you are an odd mix of fanon and canon and pretending that all of ur good personality traits (all 5 of them) existed at one point in time instead of having like. one good personality trait for every iteration of you thats been made. pretending that u were ever kind caring sweet funny and had good fashion taste, all at the same time, is enough to keep me going. i know that you’ll never actually exist in canon the way i see u in my mind. but thats okay. i love u anyways and i wholeheartedly enjoy watching the disjointed trainwreck of ur life. 

creepywarleggan  asked:

Caroline and Dwight for the ask meme ;)

do I like them: I would literally die for both of them
5 good qualities: Dwight - kind, generous, intelligent, loyal, romantic. Caroline - shrewd, hilarious, caring, intelligent, patient.
3 bad qualities: Dwight - stubborn, riDICULOUSLY SELFLESS, rash. Caroline - stubborn, selfish (at times), naive. 
favourite episode/etc: 2x04, 2x05, 2x10, 3x01, 3x05, 3x06, 3x07.
otp: Carolight
brotp: Dwight x Ross, Caroline x Demelza
ot3: Dwight x Caroline x Demelza
notp: Caroline x anyone who isn’t Dwight lmao. DWIGHT X DEMELZA, DWIGHT X DEMELZA, DWIGHT X DEM-
best quote: “now no doubt you hate me.”
head canon: Dwight physically cannot leave his house for work in the morning without kissing his wife. Caroline sends their servants wandering around Cornwall with a packed lunch until they find him because she knows he skips meals.