bad photoshopping is good for the soul

She is fresh apple cobbler made the real way and topped with homemade vanilla ice cream that coats your tongue in heaven. She’s clothes drying in the hot southern summer air, an occasional breeze of relief passing by, making faded linen and cotton flutter like that American flag on the back of every good ol’ boy’s truck. She’s hats taken off the second you walk into a building, especially in the presence of a woman. Thank ya ma'am and no sir, darlin’ and bless yer soul. Old men playin’ their acoustic guitars worn out just as much as them around bonfires the whole town goes to. Everyone knows everyone and at least three generations back, really. Travis is in jail again for god knows what and y'all know Chrissy ain’t bailin’ his sorry ass out this time. Mason jars as glasses and everyone is so damn tired of the rest of the country stealing that and making it a fad. But they laugh at people who pay 50 bucks for a four jar set from some place in New York City.

                                    “Bless your heart, Darlin’.”

                                                       private selective plot heavy oc by mollie kate

Marvel’s cinematic universe gets vaster by the week, yet it still doesn’t contain as many semi-aquatic mammals as it should. Until now, that is…

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By now I’m sure you’ll all have seen Benedict Cumberbatch’s delightful guest spot on Sesame Street. However, I’ve managed to acquire some EXCLUSIVE footage of what happened when Benedict tried to do the same scene after downing half a dozen nerve-steadying martinis. Since Sesame Street IS a children’s show, it was probably sensible to let him sober up for the final version…