(omg I totally spaced on finishing these, I’ve got this one and three more, I’ll finish the rest tomorrow!!)
This makes me think of emergency contacts, so like…maybe Steve forgets to change his emergency contact after Civil War? Or, he “forgets” as in he doesn’t want to but he also doesn’t want to admit to himself/anyone else that he doesn’t want to so he “forgets”
Some time passes, during which the phone never rings no matter how much Steve stares at it or holds it or wills it to
One time he starts thinking too hard about how badly they (he) fucked everything up and winds up clutching it so tightly he breaks it, PANICS RIDICULOUSLY and freaks out the entire two hours it takes to get it replaced, so now when he’s really sad he convinces himself Tony called/texted while it was broken and just couldn’t get through, cause that’s better than him never having tried to contact Steve at all
Anyway Tony never calls but eventually Steve & the Secret Avengers (or whatever the Wakandan group is calling themselves) go out on some mission and Steve gets his ass handed to him and winds up in the hospital
One of the hospital staff calls the emergency contact number, expecting Sam or Natasha or even T’Challa but instead gets Tony Stark spitting “go fuck yourself, Steve” in their ear. He doesn’t hang up though, so they explain that they’re not Steve and why they’re using his phone, which makes Tony go eerily silent until he eventually says something vague like “okay, thanks” and hangs up
They assume he’s not coming because he didn’t ask for directions or anything, but some time later (where’s Wakanda on a map, anyway?) Iron Man shows up, and, after a brief standoff with the Secret Avengers where they all stand around glaring at each other until it’s clear none of them actually want a fight right now, he drops into a chair by Steve’s bedside. Nobody says anything for an extremely uncomfortable amount of time. Eventually Clint tries goading him, gets nothing. Sam tries glaring some more, nada. Natasha attempts a peace offering of food, he doesn’t take it. Turns out Tony’s been up for like six days straight but took off for Wakanda the second he got the call anyway and is now sleeping in the suit (bonus angst points: he won’t take off the suit cause he doesn’t trust them enough to sleep around them anymore)
Anyway Steve takes a stupidly long time to come to and when he does he has an internal freakout because Tony’s sitting?? right there??? is he dreaming???? While he’s busy freaking out Tony gets up, pats his arm, and leaves without a word
for a while Steve doesn’t know what to do with that but eventually Sam gets so sick of hearing about this fucking nonsense that he takes Steve’s phone, dials Tony’s number, shoves it back into Steve’s hand and all but smacks it against the side of Steve’s head because he’s so Done
“go fuck yourself, steve”
“that’s…probably fair, I guess, I–”
“hey, it’s actually you this time. so are you dying in a ditch or what?”
“um, no, but I thought maybe–”
Steve would never put himself in danger on purpose, obviously, that would be silly, but their line of work is very dangerous, of course, so it’s totally normal to get put in the hospital six more times over the course of two months
Tony keeps coming & stays longer each time, at first to bitch Steve out, then to bitch at the others too, until bitching turns to mild tolerance turns to genuine discussions of how things could’ve been handled better turns to compromises and everything goes back to the way it ALWAYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN if Millar/the Russo bros/Marvel in general could’ve just left well enough alone for once
the next time they’re in a swimming pool (with the right to be there this time, wearing actual bathing suits), isak tells even “i’ll show you i can hold my breath underwater for like a really long time” and even teases “alright, let’s see”. and then they both submerge themselves underwater, and barely two seconds later, even’s holding isak’s face and kissing him, and they float back to the surface, where they continue kissing, open mouths and wet hands on wet faces and wet hair. and then isak is panting a little against even’s cheek, catching his breath and he says “i’ll never get to prove it to you, will i?” and even laughs a little, cups his face, kisses him gently and replies “nope. but it’s okay…boy who can totally, one hundred percent, hold his breath underwater”
and isak lets out a giggle and says “you know, that still sounds like a really bad movie title” and even can’t help but smile at that. “you’d still come with me to the premiere, right?” and isak pretends to think, squinting a little and even gasps, throws a small splash of water on his face. “isak!” and then isak is laughing, really laughing, a giant grin on his face, and even pretends to pout and isak says “oh baby”, quickly brushes his nose against even’s and adds “i’d totally come to the premiere, and i’d go see it at the movies, and i’d make everyone come and see it too, and then i’d buy it on dvd, and i’d watch it on netflix” and even sighs, looks at him fondly as he speaks, because although it sounds like isak is kidding, even knows he absolutely would
I really just want Saeran to be just as weird as his brother. Because they’re twins. But their, like, weird in different ways.
Like Saeyoung likes HBC and Ph.D Pepper? (It’s a weird flavor mix, but good, I’ve tried it.)
Well Saeran likes Red Hots mixed in with ice cream.
When Saeran (inevitably) gets pranked by Saeyoung (and maybe MC, the traitor), he pranks back hard in a really devious, hugely inconvenient, and over the top way. Like a really complicated, long winded, scavenger hunt “for re-bonding purposes.” Then once the physical scavenger hunt is done, there’s a digital scavenger hunt, that leads to a video of Elizabeth cuddling Saeran while he chats calmly with Jumin. (Because Saeran is polite, asks permission to see Elizabeth, takes no for an answer, doesn’t “torture” Elizabeth, waits for her to come to him, and is just fine with being in the room with Jumin while he interacts with her.)
Maybe they just have brother vs. brother prank wars, which only stop (temporarily) because MC declares a winner (for her own sanity… before she sets off a prank on both). They joking name each war like bad, testosterone movie titles;
“Prank War!” - wow, real original, honestly sounds like a daring, frat boy, movie where a couple of guys get stranded in the woods as part of a drunken prank
“Pranks Wars: A Tale of 2 Brothers” - all i can think about it “A tale of Two Kitties” *slaps self for thinking about it* and “Brother Bear/2”. Also, if it’s a series, why did it change naming conventions?
“Prank Wars III: Final Splash” - all water pranks
“Prank Wars the Redeadening IV” - “what? So there’s the ‘prank wars series AND a 'prank wars redeadening’ series? That’s some bad naming conventions”
“Prank Wars 5!:A New Challenger!” - The OFFICIAL introduction of MC into the prank wars (truly, she was mastermind behind it all because she pranks Saeran, then panicked and blamed it on Saeyoung and she’s thrown a few pranks into the wars to keep things interesting)
They have a twin language they will slip into without thinking, only to confuse everyone around them. Or rather, Saeyoung does it on purpose, Saeran does it without thinking and doesn’t even realize it’s a thing until later.
If Saeran ever wants something that either he thinks Saeyoung will try to steal or mess with (like certain foods… idk, stickers?, and, uh…. maybe secret treasures, nicknacks, or a creative hobby?), he knows all the places Seayoung will and wont look, and knows all the best hiding spots. Also how to disable the security cameras long enough to hide the stuff and short enough to not be noticed.
In Finland movie and TV-show names are usually left with their original name. Sometimes they are given a more defining subtitle and sometimes a completely new title. Fortunately the latter isn’t as common as it used to be 20 years ago because sometimes it’s just… no.
Here are some examples:
1. The Song Remains the Same = Laulu Jää Pystyyn (The Song Remains Upright)
2. The Shawshank Redemption = Rita Hayworth - Avain pakoon (Rita Hayworth - A key to escape)
3. Bringing down the house = Elämä on laiffii (Life is life)
4. North by Northwest = Vaarallinen romanssi (A dangerous romance)
I saw on Mini's Snapchat that sometimes they do bad movie nights at Sark's house so I was wondering if you could do like minicat for that? ;-; like, sexual tension "mini knock it off or I swear" or like fluffy cuddling or something idkman
Title: Bad Movies Turned.. Fluff?
Pairing: Minicat (for the win:D)
Side Pairings: H2OVanoss & SilentCalibre
seargentbutternipples, yes, sexual tension minicat and fluffy minicat are everything I enjoy haha! I hope you like this <(^_^)>
Mini didn’t know why he agreed to do these things with Tyler. He had rather been home, sleeping, something that he needed greatly with how busy he was the past few days with E3 and editing his videos instead at Sark’s house to watch whatever ridiculous movie that he picked he out.
But here he was, squished uncomfortably between Tyler and Nogla’s tall frames. Evan and Jonathan was sitting on the couch opposite of them, sitting suspiciously close to one another.
Sark had just went into the kitchen to retrieve the popcorn and soda that he always bought for these special occasions, and Lui’s small frame was sat criss-crossed on the floor, perched between Arlan’s legs.
They were all there for their annual bad movie night, and Mini had only came once before.
He sighed, sinking further into the cushions. He felt Tyler’s gaze on him as he did, and Tyler nudged his shoulder lightly.
“What crawled up your ass Craig?” Tyler half-joked. Mini felt his heart squeeze at him using his real name, something that the other guys rarely did, and Mini had always secretly enjoyed it when he did.
Licking his lips, he shook his head lightly. “Nothing, nothing. Just you know, tired.”
Tyler looked at him. He wasn’t a fool. “I know you better then anyone else here. Something’s up.” His tone was more serious now, and Mini was about to reply that he really was tired, but he was interrupted by Sark’s booming voice.
“Alright, who’s up to watching some good ‘ole Pluto Nash 3D?” He said, clapping his hands together.
Nogla groaned, muttering that he hated Pluto Nash 3D. Jonathan burst out in his maniacal laughter, exclaiming that Pluto Nash was the best fucking movie ever, and Evan chuckled along, not really caring what they watched. Tyler whined, yelling about how much the movie sucked ass.
Great, just great. Mini thought. Now he was stuck watching Pluto Nash 3D, while squished between two giants, while all he wanted to do was sleep.
Tyler turned to him, placing a hand on his leg lightly. “Your fine with Pluto Nash right?”
Mini nodded, forcing a chuckle out as he said that it was totally fine. He had only hoped Tyler would believe him and drop it. As much as he didn’t feel like being here, he didn’t want to be the one to ruin Tyler’s night.
He felt Tyler’s hand move from his leg, and wrap around his waist lightly, his hand clutching Mini tightly as the movie started. Mini looked up at him, wondering what the hell he was doing. As much as he wanted to be wrapped up in Tyler, he didn’t want to do it in front of their friends. He debated on whether on not he should move his hand, but he knew Tyler would only go back and do it again, so he let it be.
Halfway into the movie, half of them were already asleep. Nogla was snoring away, and Mini wondered how he could sleep with his head back like that. Lui had fallen asleep between Arlan’s leg, and Evan and Jonathan were cuddled on each other, Jonathan’s head on Evan’s chest and Evan’s arms wrapped tightly around him. Sark had went out to get some more food, leaving only Mini and Tyler to be the only one’s up.
“Tyler, you still awake?” Mini whispered.
“Yeah, yeah, I’m still awake watching this dumb shit.” Tyler muttered. He removed his arm from around’s Mini’s waist to stretch, and Mini marveled in the way his back muscles moved as he did. He felt his cheeks heat as he thought about the way they would looked when he……
No, do not go there Mini, not now. Now was not the time to be thinking like that.
Tyler dropped his arms, looking at Mini briefly before wrapping his arm back around Mini’s waist, his hand ‘accidentally’ brushing Mini’s ass as he did. Mini threw him a look. “Tyler…” he warned, and he shrugged, a slight grin on his face as he pulled Mini into his lap.
Mini let out a squeak of protest as he collided into Tyler’s chest, feeling Tyler wrap his other arm around him, and Mini was trapped. He felt his body heat up at how close he was to Tyler.
“Tyler, what are you doing?” He whispered.
“Trying to make you feel better, you idiot.” Tyler stated, as if it was obvious. He could tell that Mini didn’t want to be here, and it was partly his fault for dragging him here. So he felt it was his job to somehow lighten up Mini’s mood.
He leaned down, kissing Mini’s forehead slightly, before hugging him tighter. He let his hand lightly travel over Mini’s butt again, chuckling as Mini flicked his arm.
“Tyler, knock it off.” He warned, half-serious and half-joking. He didn’t want to get with Tyler groping him, or more. Mini rather keep that in the bedroom.
Mini yawned, his body beginning to feel drained. He heard Tyler yawn beneath him, too. He got comfortable, wrapping his arms around Tyler’s upper torso and snuggled his head further into his chest.
“Tyler, I’m tired.” He mumbled, closing his eyes. He felt Tyler lips press against his cheek lightly, and the soothing sensation of Tyler’s hand rubbing his back lulled him to sleep and he could faintly hear Tyler whispering to him “Goodnight Craig.”
Is this considered fluff? Man, idk idk, haha, what am I doing. But I apologize if the ending seemed rushed, but i hoped you liked it ^_^. And please, send more prompt/requests. And if anyone else wants to send me requests, please do! Send me your rarest pairings if you want.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) directed by Sergio Leone with Eli Wallach as Tuco (the ugly), Lee Van Cleef as Angel Eyes (the bad) and Clint Eastwood as Blondie (the good). Opening titles once more by Iginio Lardani.
Rickey liked spending time with Ivy. It was enjoyable and of course, she was hot. He was waiting for her to come over as he picked through his horror movie collection. Some were still traditional on DVDs and some were crazy Japanese movies downloaded onto his Macbook. He sent Ivy another text that she could come over as he casually combed his hair. “I have to look good,” he reminded himself.
He was in the kitchen working on getting some snacks together - popcorn, candy, Gatorade - when he heard the doorbell ring. Juggling all of the items in his hand and thoroughly impressed by his talents, he went to answer the door. Only to see that his little sister had beaten him. “Shit, shit. Fuck. Really, Ry?”
“You are way too pretty for my brother,” was the first thing the twelve year old said as she opened the door. Rickey rolled his eyes and waved at Ivy. “Yo Ramos, this is brat. Brat, this is Ramos.”