bad kids jokes

*When Reiji was a little kid*

Beatrix: I just got back from a parent-teacher conference. You’ve been expelled.

Reiji: But I’m home schooled.

Beatrix: You have 24 hours to get out.

Branch’s flirting consists of those really bad pick up lines. The snack pack try to help him ask Poppy on a date, but his nerves quickly begin to show.

“Branch.. Are you alright..? You’re sweating more than usual.”

“HEY POPPY..! YOU LOOK NICE. I-IN FACT, Y-YOU LOOK SO S-SWEET YOU’RE GIVING ME A CAVITY.”

“OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE JUST SAY??” - The Snack pack probably

  • Me: *is a waiter*
  • Me: *is working at a wedding*
  • Bridesmaid: What a beautiful wedding
  • Me: Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore.
  • Wedding Guests: *gasp in outrage*
  • Me: *stands there awkwardly for a few minutes*
  • Me: I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?

“Look at the bright side man, you tried your best. Don’t get so tORN up about it!”

Another villain Sai pic~ >:D
I draw Genos messed up two times and my nephew thinks I’m obsessed with mecha-gore. Is that a thing? :Y

Will ink later on ;y

Saitama and Genos © ONE & Yusuke Murata

Drawing © Anjelzjelly129

Damian, having grown up mostly in a joke-free environment, probably finds really terrible, hackneyed jokes funny. Like the first time he said “I’m hungry” and Bruce said “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad”, he would have been genuinely impressed with his father’s wit. And you know Bruce didn’t have the heart to correct him.

  • Me: *is a dad*
  • Me: *is watching a marching band with my son*
  • Me: Son, when you grow up, will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?
  • Son: Dad, you do this every time we see a parade, can you not?