bad kids jokes

One of my students this week is autistic and has a personal caregiver with him. After class, she took me aside and said, “I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that Little Johnny is… special.” She pronounced it with italics. “I’m sorry for his acting out, please be patient with him.”

Lady… Little Johnny is no problem. He stands off to the side and makes bad kids jokes and talks about ringworm in uncomfortable detail, but he’s interested and sincere and is obviously getting something out of being at camp. I’d rather explain directions to him six times in different ways than deal with Little Mikey, who’s kind of cruel and seems determined to make sure that no one else is able to enjoy themselves if he doesn’t get his way. Please help me with Little Mikey.

*When Reiji was a little kid*

Beatrix: I just got back from a parent-teacher conference. You’ve been expelled.

Reiji: But I’m home schooled.

Beatrix: You have 24 hours to get out.

Branch’s flirting consists of those really bad pick up lines. The snack pack try to help him ask Poppy on a date, but his nerves quickly begin to show.

“Branch.. Are you alright..? You’re sweating more than usual.”

“HEY POPPY..! YOU LOOK NICE. I-IN FACT, Y-YOU LOOK SO S-SWEET YOU’RE GIVING ME A CAVITY.”

“OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE JUST SAY??” - The Snack pack probably

“Look at the bright side man, you tried your best. Don’t get so tORN up about it!”

Another villain Sai pic~ >:D
I draw Genos messed up two times and my nephew thinks I’m obsessed with mecha-gore. Is that a thing? :Y

Will ink later on ;y

Saitama and Genos © ONE & Yusuke Murata

Drawing © Anjelzjelly129

  • Me: *is a waiter*
  • Me: *is working at a wedding*
  • Bridesmaid: What a beautiful wedding
  • Me: Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore.
  • Wedding Guests: *gasp in outrage*
  • Me: *stands there awkwardly for a few minutes*
  • Me: I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?

if i see one person making fun of the kids in captain underpants ill kill a man

i just thought back to the time i was stalked by taylor swift on tumblr dot com lmaooo