bad iron

The Romance Scene I Wanted with Fenris:

Soft kiss, give him a backrub so he can relax, tell him he’s great, cuddle with armour on, he’s not ready and Hawke doesn’t push, a slow romance that’s about trust, Fenris opens up in all cutscenes after this and his constant tension eases.

The Romance Scene I Got:

SLAM Fenris against the wall, biting kisses, Hawke tops, Fenris has flashbacks midway through and HAwke doesn’t even notice, Hawke passes out and Fenris stays up having panic attacks about repressed memories and Hawke is personally offended?? Fenris breaks up with Hawke because wtf wtf WTF HAWKE



A few days ago, Marvel’s newest series, Iron Fist, premiered on Netflix, and the critical reception was pull-your-dick-out-at-a-funeral bad.

Cracked’s review of Iron Fist

“pull-your-dick-out-at-a-funeral bad” goes on the list of things I wish I’d thought of.

I love how fans are pretending like the only issue people have with Iron Fist is the casting. Bruh, critics have been bashing this show for more than just the casting. The acting is bad, the fight scenes are bad, the writing and dialogue are bad. Iron Fist is currently at 19% on Rotten Tomatoes and 36% on Metacritic. Doctor Strange was terrible when it came to cultural appropriation and representation too, but the critics still managed to like it. Stop pretending like this is a good show that’s only being bashed because the lead is a white guy. The show is genuinely bad.