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I watched the Tom and Jerry/Willy Wonka Crossover a few days ago

Here’s a taste of what I saw.

Slugworth is given an entire musical number (which is basically a rewritten version of “I want it now” from the original movie) and it is one of the weirdest animated acid trips I have ever seen.

Afterwords…

I think somebody has a fetish.

Now here are some spectacularly bad drawings, and just to clarify these aren’t inbetweens. They hold on these for awhile, these are meant to be the main poses/expressions.

I did a double take upon seeing that last one.

The moral: Remember if you ever doubt your ability to draw humans, just remember this movie does it worse.

And to wrap it all up, the one bright spot in this lazily made movie even if he’s only on for a minute total, Droopy Dog.

Some Tips To Regulate Your Emotions

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  • Repress To Impress! - Somebody say something that upset you? Worried that your job prospects are forever marred by the letter F? Kill someone? Repress it! Whenever you feel anything other than numbness, shove it down somewhere deep and dark to fester. Emotions will never bother you again!

           Protip: Some people have different methods of repressing emotions.      Don’t be afraid to experiment a bit and find out what works for you!

  • Forget Everything -  This should be easy if you have practised emotional repression, in fact you may find yourself doing this naturally! Memories of things such as the rent, grades and your loved ones are pointless, so throw them into the void with your emotions! They can keep your emotions company!

           Protip: Don’t forget things such as how to use the Internet, where the fridge is and how to breathe. Your life as a voluntary amnesiac won’t be as enjoyable!

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  • Nothing Matters-  In the end, nothing matters. There is nothing but oblivion after death, for are minds are just chemical reactions. And we will all die, as we start doing when we are born. Eventually, the Earth will be parched and devoured by the Sun, and even if humanity outlives that, eventually the Universe will gradually become eternal nothing as the last star sputters out. Why bother with anything?