i haven’t got a quiet room to record in and i wish i wasn’t being being interrupted every take i did…. so…..
i am aware i have a british accent and that @fnafitup was broken by the thought of mr murderfurry saying M’LADY…. and here we are, making myself even more british and creepy. I also got out my springtrap wip mask to record this so you all have the authentic bad dave experience. welcome to fnaf trash hello kiddos have fun i guess oh man i wish i could have done three more takes of this blergh
1. The list of people I want to kill grows and grows. WTF psycho mom and aunt of heroine! Manuel manages to smuggle a letter to Matilde to assure he is alive and mom burns it because she doesn’t want her daughter to be with a penniless, wanted man (!!!!) What the hell, lady! But then she’s always been an epic bitch. The aunt is all “I am good and helpful but ehhh, I always do what my evil sister wants so I won’t tell my deeply grieving niece the truth.” WTF!!! Die! Also, evil mom wrote a reply from Matilde’s name and I am sure it says awful things. And now they are leaving town so Manuel couldn’t track them. Talk about MIL from hell.
2. Being a rebel with manly stubble made Manuel even hotter. Too bad he gets shot by govt soldiers.
3. I continue to dig Amadeo Corona. He and Manuel should be sexy stubbly BFFS.
Can we please kill the lie that women are interested in personality and men are interested in looks?
It’s sexist to both men and women. In most circumstances, most men and most women are interested in both personality and looks.
Hey, “nice guy”? The reason she doesn’t want you isn’t because she only goes after “bad boys”, it’s because that “bad boy” is way hotter than you. You’ll notice you don’t really seem women hanging out around county jails where all the “bad boys” are because most of those dudes are hideous. There’s a reason sexy-as-fuck celebrities get more fan mail than repeat offenders. Yeah, I know you’re upset, but that’s because you believed the lie that’s been fed to you for years (by men and women alike) that its only whats on the inside that counts. That is bullshit of the highest grade, son. The outside matters, too. Probably because there are about five million dudes on this planet who are exactly as nice as you are but can bench more and have fashion sense. That’s the breaks.