bad guys are the only good guys you get

Help…

I like that everyone is connected to this one dude and he doesn’t even realize until the end of the movie just how deeply he affects each person. Robin is just…. Don’t even talk to me about Robin. I’m having a Bat-Blast drawing this kid. As for Joker, this is probably the only time you’ll see me draw him. Maybe. Count this film as the first time ever that I kind of… felt bad for the guy. He’s a total jerk, but Bat hit him hard. That was legit low. Poor Jokes. And Alfred gets a nod because he’s a good guy and I actually really do like Alfred and he never gets any love, man.

GO SEE LEGO BATMAN.

Drunk/Drinking Starters
  • ❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
  • ❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
  • ❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
  • ❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
  • ❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
  • ❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
  • ❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
  • ❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
  • ❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
  • ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
  • ❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
  • ❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
  • ❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
  • ❝I wanna bae you up.❞
  • ❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
  • ❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
  • ❝I'm almost sober...❞
  • ❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
  • ❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
  • ❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
  • ❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
  • ❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
  • ❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
  • ❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
  • ❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

fictionalized  asked:

I was watching Leverage on Netflix last night, like I tend to do a lot, and my wife made a joke that I was probably keeping it on streaming all by myself. I thought it over and said it was probably only about 25% me, and 75% people learning about Leverage on your blog.

Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.

Let’s go steal us a movie.

You know what...

You know what I find interesting about DGM? The characterization of the Order vs the Noah family. In a normal series, the good guys would be seen as one big family. Sure they have their quirks, but they care deeply about either other. Then you have the bad guys, which are usually a ragtag team of people who would betray, back stab and even murder their teammates to get somewhere in life.

Yet, the Order here is portrayed as almost a prison. Exorcists really have no choice, but to follow. Hell, Lenalee was basically kidnapped from her only family by the Order. They have been shown to torture, experiment and even kill their exorcists in an attempt to make them stronger. Allen alone was locked up and going to be executed for no real reason accept the possibly of him one day turning to the Noah side.

Now, take the Noah family, the villains of this tale. They are shown to be very close. Yes not every member loves the others, but they are shown to openly weep when a member (Skinn) is killed in battle. The Earl often speaks of protecting his family and even going so far as to try and save Allen, simply because he is a Noah. They are literally so intertwined that they keep the same memories from their past lives. 

I think it is an interesting contrast. On the one hand, The Order are the good guys. They wants to protect humanity, but at what cost? How many exorcists have been senselessly killed or led to their deaths to bring about this peace? Yet the Noah family is shown to dearly care about each other and yet, they wish to rid the world of humans as a whole. Neither side is truly good or evil, but both clearly know what they want and they know how they will go about it.

After completely blanking on something to draw for @superirishbreakfasttea‘s rom-com challenge fic, I got to thinking, and realized that I have never drawn a Fitzsimmons kiss. How have I never done that? It’s unacceptable! I have let my fandom down! So I decided to draw a scene from the final chapter of her excellent fic Look On Tempests instead. And here you have it: Fitzsimmons face smoosh! It was a little harder than I anticipated, but I enjoyed the challenge and overall I’m pleased with how it turned out. Hope you guys enjoy it!

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WTW Nov 9th: Apocalypse Edition!

The four Horsemen kept hearing about how crappy 2016 was turning out to be so they decided to come and put us out of our misery. However, on their way to our dimension, they somehow got turned into Pokemon. Ironically, none of them got turned into a Rapidash. For the next 24+ hours, I’ll be wonder trading these guys out as well as shiny Genesects!

Just remember this: No matter how bad things get, there is always a small glimmer of Hope.

My IGN is Guilderson and my message this week is: Horsemen + Hope!

If you receive one of my Pokemon on Wonder Trade, submit a photo of the Pokemon and you’ll earn two bonus shinies!

Currently I’m only wonder trading these guys. There will be a GTS giveaway for them on Friday.

Good luck and happy wonder trading!

The Littlest Winchester - Save a Hug for Me

Character: Dean Winchester

Warning: None

Word Count: 663

Prompt: “You did a bad thing for a good reason.”

A/N: Hey guys! I’ve decided to do the occasional writing challenge. Right now I only have one person signed up for my first one, so if you like writing challenges, go over to my challenge side blog @angelschallenge for details! Hope to hear from you guys!

Fic:

    “Save me a hug, okay?”

    “Okay. I’ll stay up all night until you get back. Don’t take too long because I’m tired.”

    “I’ll drive fast. I love you, baby girl.”

    Those words were what Dean and his four-year-old daughter said to each other the last time he called her. The call was placed six hours ago while he and Sam packed to leave a very bad few days behind them. When her voice answered his, he nearly started crying, but he held all that back, repressed all of his bad feelings, because she didn’t need to hear them. When he gets back to the bunker, though he wants to see his little girl more than anything, he stays in the car long enough to clean off blood and dirt so she won’t worry about his physical well-being. Then he allows himself to be heard as he enters the foyer. Moments later, the toddler is running at him and all but leaps into his arms. Picking her up, Dean kisses her cheek.

    “I saved you a hug, Daddy,” she announces. “Do you want it?”

    “Of course I do.”

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  • Oliver: You're afraid that I'll really know who you are and not like him.
  • Connor: You do know me.
  • Oliver: Parts of you, but guess what, Connor, I want to know everything about the guy that I'm with, the good and the bad, that's what love is.
  • Connor: No, I think love is letting a guy stomp on your heart and still being there for him when another guy rejects him!
  • Oliver: Oh, you think that letting me cry on your shoulder is proof that you love me?
  • Connor: Yes! Because I do.
  • Oliver: No. I think you only love the idea of me.
  • Connor: No, I love you.
  • Oliver: Like I'm some security blanket that you wrap around yourself every time things get too intense with Annalise.
  • Connor: That's not true.
  • Oliver: And that...That's not real love. That is just some severe, messed-up emotional damage that you've been carrying around with you since the day I met you.
  • Connor: ...Is that what you think of me? That I'm damaged?

whats up my dudes in the mp100 fandom. you guys seen the ao3 tag lately? that shits seriously fucked. like holy shit. what the fuck.anyways. im giving you guys

this

its the ao3 tag…..but………with a gunwith every bad thing filtered out. and by every bad thing, i mean all of it. its all fucking gone! thats it! only good things now! ur welcome. stay safe n happy readin yall

Being a girl who smiles and laughs a lot and dating Fred would include
  • Your laugh being Fred’s favourite sound
  • And he starts smiling whenever you start smiling
  • He would do anything to make your laugh/smile
  • Telling silly jokes
  • And he hates seeing you sad
  • He always knows when you’re sad
  • Cause that’s the only day that you would smile
  • And he would do anything to get your lovely smile back
  • Lots of nicknames
  • ‘Smiley’ ‘Giggles’
  • And when he finds a muggle comic and sees the Joker for the first time he’d call you Joker
  • ‘You’re naming me after a villain?’ ‘oh, he’s a bad guy? I thought he was a good guy cause he’s smiling’ ‘he’s a bad guy Fred’ ‘oops’
  • George would call you Joker ever since
  • And let’s be honest, George would tease you about your laugh
  • But he’d love it
  • Your smile is so contagious
  • For everyone
  • Really everybody
  • Even Snape would struggle to hide his smile
  • He would have this sort of half smile
  • There would be rumours that you’re a Veela
  • Cause everybody falls in love with you laugh
  • Or that you made a spell to get the most beautiful laugh ever
  • Or that you’re half fairy or so
  • Fred would always say the same to you
  • ‘I love your laugh’ ‘I know Fred’
  • ‘and your smile’ ‘I know Freddie’
  • ‘I love you’ ‘I love you too’
  • Lots of surprises to make you smile
  • Like little gifts
  • And surprise parties for your birthday.
  • And lots of compliments

A/N: I’m sorry I’m not that active but this school year will be very hard and lots of work will be involved. I won’t have lots of time to write and I hope you guys understand. I love you all and thank you for supporting me and reading my stuff. I’m always here if you guys need anything ♥

  • Soldier 76: What the hell are you kids doing?
  • D.Va: I'm having everyone try my Mario Maker level!
  • All: (Complaining)
  • D.Va: So far Lucio is the only one who made it to the half way point!
  • Lucio (eyes bloodshot): It took two and half hours to get there.
  • D.Va: He had to stop cuz' Mom said it wasn't good for his eyes.
  • Mercy: This actually isn't good for any of our mental health.
  • Soldier 76: How bad can it really be?
  • (Several days later)
  • Soldier 76: Done. Finally done.
  • D.Va: Why didn't you guys just use the secret door at the beginning?
  • All: ...
  • (Later)
  • D.Va: Can you guys get me out now!? It's really lonely in this cell!
The signs and taking tests
  • Aries: lol test? what test?.... *jumps out of window* you can't touch me I'm not part of the school!!!!
  • Taurus: *walks into class, in pyjamas, sees the test* Nope. *turns around, walks the fuck out*
  • Gemini: I studied sooo much history last night like I'm gonna ace this! *this is actually a math test* FUCK not again
  • Cancer: *is relaxed the time before* hey guys we can do this! *walks into class* PANIC!
  • Leo: *brought 157$ cash* Hahaha you guys don't worry, I'm good *staples it to the test*
  • Virgo: *furiously cramming and reading notes* aaaaaghhhhhhh omg I'm gonna fail *after test* ey that wasn't too bad
  • (btw fuck you Virgo we know you did well okay)
  • Libra: *only person to relax and take the test like normal being* K let's go get foooooood
  • Scorpio: *gave up about 3 years ago*
  • Sagittarius: *still high* LET'S DO THIS. *writes about 24 pages of sarcastic bullshit*
  • Capricorn: *pulled and all nighter, running on coffee and adrenaline* ahahahahha whoops I forgot that I don't care (btw fuck you too Capricorn we all know you also did well)
  • Aquarius: *half way through the test* wait... Is this even my class? Eh probably not *finishes and leaves*
  • Pisces: *insert woeful voice* Oh what it life? What is reality? Will I ever he free of these days? I will sit here and pity myself *also does well* (fuck you too Pisces)

anonymous asked:

Well for starters meliorn sleep with others but open relationship ok,he openly tried to manipulate her for information and he never did something for her unless she gave him something in return and everything would be ok if she considered meliorn a fling but the fact she kept a picture and maybe had feelings for him is bad because what woman who respects herself would consider to have smt with a guy who basically is telling her she is not enough and will blantaly use her if he needs to.

izzy was getting info from meliorn too this is probably how they started their relationship

and it was absolutely an open relationship. izzy never expected anything from him, she was flirting with other guys (like simon) too and it was all good

yes, of course she had feelings for meliorn. being in an open relationship doesn’t mean that you’re in it only for sex
izzy saved him from the clave, she risked her life. she had a trial because of it after all

but have you forgotten how hurt meliorn was when izzy had sent him a fire message that they couldn’t meet anymore?
so i think it’s safe to say he had feelings for her too

but they weren’t in love or anything

please don’t tell me about ‘women who respect themselves’… cause izzy was making her choices and she was aware of what their relationship is about. and when she decided to end it, she ended it.

I was trying to go to bed but I kept thinking about the happily ever afters.

How Stone wants to be able to share his knowledge and save the world-or history, anyway- with his friends, as himself, not under a pseudonym

How Eve, who spent most of her life with no permanent home, wants to live in a small town with a few close friends, a town small enough that she knows everybody, a place she is in charge of protecting, someplace small and unassuming and easily defensible (since you can only get there by boat) and how significant that is after her time with the counterterrorism task force

How Ezekiel wants to be the good guy everyone can rely on, that everyone respects, who does the good guy stuff but it has all the excitement of the bad guy stuff

How Flynn just wants to solve puzzles to help his friends, how he doesn’t want to have to rely on anyone but wants to be the one everyone can rely on

How Cassandra’s happily ever after was the life she might have had if not for the tumor; how she was also military when in the first season she’s the one who reminded Eve they weren’t soldiers; how Cassandra’s happily ever after was being a scientist and groundbreaking astronaut and TEACHING CHILDREN ABOUT SCIENCE AND MATH AND SPECIFICALLY INSPIRING GIRLS AND WOMEN

How Cassandra might not have had the tumor in the happily ever afters, and how Cassandra, Ezekiel, and Jake all fought the spell because “my friends need me”

HOW THEIR HAPPILY EVER AFTERS INVOLVED DOING THEIR LIBRARY JOBS TOGETHER AND THEY OWNED A BAR/LIBRARY TOGETHER AND JUST BEING TOGETHER WAS SO IMPORTANT

I AM SEVERELY NOT OKAY WITH ALL OF THIS I WILL BE CRYING FOREVER OKAY GOODBYE

Hanamiya headcanons

((Because although I hate the guy, a lot of you don’t and well.. it’s only fair. Plus his history is something I sometimes think about. Me and @kurokonoaskuburogu were somewhat talking about it earlier lmao.))

  • As a genius, Hanamiya got picked on during elementary school. Apparently, he was too nerdy to be part of any group, so he was an awkward lonely outcast.
  • His father died when he was young, and this made his attitude towards people change. His mentality became; ‘good people get hurt, so I’ll become a bad guy who inflicts the pain.’
  • For a while, he’d always cry when his mother did, because he didn’t know how he can help. ((Usually his father did the comforting))
  • He’d always carry around a teddy bear his parents got him for a birthday present, until a couple bullies took it and ripped the head off. ((He then took their favourite possessions and threw them in the river))
  • He never trusted anyone aside from his mother.
  • It wasn’t until he met his team at Kirisaki Daichi that he’d started to somewhat ‘trust’ again. However, this trust stemmed from their mentality that hurting people was ‘good’.
  • Every year, Hanamiya and his mother would visit their father’s grave on special holidays (Not just the anniversary) and he’d always wonder if he was proud of who he is now.

AN: super bad Pietro x Reader one shot but please bear with me since i haven’t written in ages

HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED - PIETRO MAXIMOFF ONE SHOT


Pietro didn’t have extensive experience with women. In fact, Pietro didn’t really have any extensive people skills all together.

Ever since the experiments that had been performed on him, he’d become more alone than ever. He kept to himself and only really spoke to his sister so when becoming involved with the Avengers, he wasn’t expecting to be very social with them and vice versa. In his mind, there were no good guys or bad guys- everyone’s intentions were solely based on getting what they wanted. Survival of the fittest was all it really was.

So when Pietro met (y/n), he wasn’t sure how to react.

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leverage sentence starters
  • ‘you’re not as useless as you look.’
  • ‘i just threw up in my mouth a little.’
  • ‘next time you call me it better be for something easy like faking a moon landing.’
  • ‘age of the geek, baby.’
  • ‘i only use violence as an appropriate response.’
  • ‘does this rag smell like chloroform to you?’
  • ‘___! please don’t poke at the motion-sensitive bombs!’
  • ‘eric with a c? nice and friendly. erik with a k? evil.’
  • ‘i just won a staring contest with a turtle.’
  • ‘i am so glad i don’t live in the real world.’
  • ‘no stabbing wednesdays. a new tradition.’
  • ‘if stealing a country was easy, everyone would do it.’
  • ‘sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.’
  • ‘you are precisely why i work alone.’
  • ‘i bought a plant. what does it do?’
  • ‘did you just give that guy a nosebleed with the power of your mind?‘
  • ‘you don’t throw crowbars at people!’
  • ‘if he/she/they weren’t gonna beat my ass, i’d thank them.’
  • ‘what, do you think the only thing i know how to do is bust heads?’
  • ‘nobody throws ___ off a roof. except maybe me.’
  • ‘i’m gonna hit you so hard, your ancestors hurt.’
  • ‘what are the odds that ___’s crotch will actually explode?’
  • ‘i heard you were in jail. guess i was wrong.’
  • ‘i heard you sucked. guess i was right!’
On Sports Anime

I love sports anime. Completely, and totally, adore them. And at first, I used to think it was just a guilty pleasure that I could indulge but never explain. But now that I’m older, I get why I love them so much, and fully accept them as an intricate part of my life.

Sports anime may be about sports, but it is first and foremost about people. There is no distinct good guy and bad guy in sports anime, only teams and players with different struggles and pasts. And sure you’ll get mad at first, when your favorite character butts heads with a rival team. But then you’ll learn that rival’s background, why they do the things they do. And you’ll come to find that you’ve somehow adopted a whole team or two of players that you weren’t even remotely attached to before. And one day, when you’re just feeling down, you’ll reach for your favorite team jersey and wear it for comfort and re-watch the season you’ve already seen 20 times. And that’s not something to be ashamed about, cause you’re getting to experience so many different feelings, struggles, and journeys along the way. 

So go on. Cheer as loud as you can when Karasuno’s idiot duo makes an incredible play. Get fiercely protective of the entire Nishiura team cause gosh dang it those boys try so hard. Dream with everyone’s favorite Bakamura as he struggles to become his teams ace one pitch at a time. Laugh and cheer and cry because you’re not just watching a sport, you’re watching people.