bad doctor who jokes

  • Nardole: SIR YOU CANNOT OPEN THE VAULT AND YOU CAN'T LET HER OUT NO NO NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO OPEN THAT VAULT BAD SHE'S EVIL NOPE NOOOOOOOOOO ABSOLUTELY NOT I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IF YOU DO
  • Nardole again: okay so I could totally just ask the Tardis to go back or use a manual but nah I'll let Miss Psycho-Freak out of her vault of doom that sounds responsible
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I really, really need new blogs to follow.

Reblog this and I’ll check you out - there’s a 95% chance I’ll follow you. 

Extra points if:

  • horrible humor including bad puns (all puns), inappropriate nsfw jokes, and politically incorrect (yes that’s right) jokes. 
  • Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Sherlock/Merlin
  • Speaking of, British actors awhh yiisss
  • books - all books
  • music anything (besides country and rap oh god)
  • Ouran/Noragami/SAO (or any other anime/manga, really)
  • ALL THINGS DISNEY
  • inspirational things for depression/mental illness prevention/awareness (I blog the shit out of that stuff)

READYGO.