bad apes

Dating the Cryptids
  • El Chupacabra: An amazing gf. Very supportive, protects you from goats, listens to your problems. Bad kisser but you love her too much to care.
  • Nessie: Not too great. She's way too close to her ex boyfriend Champ and you think if he hadn't moved to the US they'd still be dating.
  • Mothman: A soft boy, a good boy, will make you late to work cause you just want to cuddle him boy.
  • Dover Demon: Bad stay away. He steals your food and makes your house a mess.
  • Bigfoot: She's great but wants you to go to AnthroCon with her.
  • Jersey Devil: Bad. From Jersey.
  • Skunk Ape: He's very shy and very sweet. Has depression and needs some good support in his life and he's so earnest that you want to help him.
  • Lizardman: Not a real cryptid, literally a man in a suit. Don't fall for his tricks.
  • Black Shuck: He's warm and handsome and you will get lost in hys eyes.
  • Yeti: Puts her love of extreme sports ahead of you but if you can accept that then she will treasure you.
  • Beast of Bray Road: Amazing. Has big paws to hold your hands with. Friendly, sweet, and an amazing chef
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RAVENCLAW AESTHETIC: BAD BOY EDITION ACCOMPANIED BY A PLAYLIST ♡

Sex // 1975
Excuse Me // A$AP Rocky
Guts // All Time Low
Arabella // Arctic Monkeys
Cardiac Arrest // Bad Sun’s
Crooked Young // Bring Me The Horizon
Right Back At It Again // A Day To Remember
Do It Well // dvsn
Novacaine // Fall Out Boy
Hooligans // Issues

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SLYTHERIN AESTHETIC: BAD BOY EDITION ACCOMPANIED BY A PLAYLIST ♡

Head.Cars.Bending // 1975
L$D // A$AP ROCKY
The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver // All Time Low
R U Mine? // Arctic Monkeys
Learn to Trust // Bad Sun’s
Antivist // Bring Me The Horizon
All Signs Point to Lauderdale // A Day To Remember
With Me // dvsn
Death Valley // Fall Out Boy
Love, Sex, Riot // Issues