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the story of the underwear cockles op

y’all wanna hear the story of how @amazinmango and i got this photo op at phxcon this weekend?

PART ONE: BEFORE THE OP

so here’s the thing: n o n e of this was planned. it was amazing, hilarious, ridiculous kismet. 

mango’s had his birthday recently, and so i brought his birthday present with me to phxcon. part of the present was a pair of jensen’s underbears (i think the text i sent mango right after jib was, “we’re close enough that it’s not weird if i buy u underwear right????”) bc i thought that was hilarious from jib and mango is a huge jensen fan and dean!boy. so the original joke was just that mango could have the bear underwear. i also got him a second pair in orange, bc orange is his fav colour. this was as far as i thought this would go. 

so i get into phoenix thursday night and give mango his present. we didn’t know there were cockles photo ops until friday afternoon when we saw hard tickets for sale. i distinctly remember being bummed that my hometown con had cockles photo ops for sale online but phxcon, the one i was actually going to, did not. but obviously once i saw they were available, like. THERE WAS ONLY ONE CHOICE. so after deciding it was completely financially irresponsible when we have no money, i bought the op. 

i can’t remember when it occurred to us that we had both the underbears and a pair of lucky orange underwear for misha in our hotel room. we wanted to do something fun and funny for the op, and cracked ourselves up at the idea. but we were also aware that it could be, you know, kind of sort of maybe intensely uncomfortable to be like (a) i know what underwear u were wearing and (b) here i brought pairs of them for you to further laugh over. i have a T E R R I B L E akdslkjkas embarrassment squick, so we didn’t want to do anything that made us uncomfortable, and we definitely didn’t want to do anything that would make misha or jensen uncomfortable. we wanted them to have fun with us and play around with us. 

we ran our idea passed our roomie, who has some good con experience, to see if she thought it would fly or not. we agreed on judging our plan based on their mood on the day and asking them if they felt comfortable enough to do it was the best course of action, with a back-up plan ready to go immediately just in case, so j+m knew we were serious that they could totally pass on it if it was weird. CONSENT AND SAFE SPACE. we were hella concerned about this. 

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Bitty’s Southern

Bitty is a southern boy and as a southern girl let me tell you there are things he does that make the rest of SMH go “Ummm….what?” 

  • He says stuff that makes literal ZERO sense to the rest of the team. Mostly southern phrases etc. LIKE, “That boy is about of useless as tits on a bull.” or  if it’s raining but the sun is out Bits just says, “Devil must be beatin’ his wife.”  Everyone is confused as shit.
  • “Oh my goodness I want Chick-fil-a. BUT IT’S SUNDAY.”
  • Holster going,” Hey Bits can you hand me a coke?” and Bitty responding with, “Sure, which kind do you want? We’ve got sprite, mtn dew, dr. pepper…” BC in the south every soda is a coke.
  • “Y’all know what I miss the most about Georgia? Cheerwine. And Duke’s Mayo. You northerners keep using that hellman’s stuff or miracle whip and let me tell you. IT. IS .NOT. MAYONNAISE.”
  • “IT’S SO HOT! Summer is the WORST” “Ransom, It’s like, 70 degrees. It gets up to like 115+ in Georgia. And it’s not even humid! You hush your mouth.”
  • The first time Bitty goes to Stop & Shop with one of the guys from SMH he tells them to grab a buggy on their way in and said member stares at him for a second, “What’s a buggy?” “Oh for goodness sake. A shopping cart! We need a shopping cart!”
  • Bitty’s drunk at a kegster when he suddenly shouts, “WHO WANTS TO PLAY CORNHOLE?!” 
  • It’s New Years so of course Bitty’s making black eyed peas, collards, cornbread, ham, and a pineapple upside down cake. “It’s for luck.”
  • Bitty will be checking Facebook and be like, “Oh bless his heart.” Chowder notices him fretting over the phone so he asks what’s up “Oh it’s just one of my friend from high school’s dad.” and Chowder, being the precious person that he is, responds with, “Oh no. What happened? Is he ok?” Bitty just shakes his head, “He’s done went and fell out of the deer stand. Again. Broke his arm and bruised his pride. You think he would’ve learned his lesson after the same thing happened last huntin’ season”
  • Jack’s all dressed up in a suit or something, he has a meeting with the Falcs, “What are you all gussied up for?”
  • “Look at what all I got up at the outlet mall!!”
  • Rans/Holster/Bitty share a bathroom so I reckon this has happened at least once: “Neither of y’all go in the bathroom! I’m fixin’ to shower”  to which Holster responds, “What was that Bits? What are you fixing?” Bitty hollers from his room, arm full of clothes, “I’m fixin’ to shower!” Ransom chimes in, “I didn’t know the shower was broken!” At this point Bitty is getting frustrated,“Oh for the love of Pete! You Yankees.” He speaks slowly and pronounces each word carefully, “I am going to go take a shower so please do not go and hog the bathroom.”
  • “So I was talking to Momma and APPARENTLY Mrs. Jones, the one that lives down the road, was rude as all get out.” “Really? What’d she do?” Bitty just throws his hands up, “Momma and Coach were drivin’ back to the house and Mrs. Jones was driving in the opposite direction so of course Momma waves at her. AND SHE DIDN’T WAVE BACK.”
  • I know for a FACT that at some point Bits makes a pitcher of sweet tea, puts it in the fridge, and the boys/Lardo finds it. “What’s this?” “Oh, it’s just some tea. You want some?” So Bitty pours them a glass and approximately 2 seconds later “WHAT IS THIS? IT’S LIKE SYRUP! Bits this isn’t tea! It’s diabetes in a cup!”
  • “Just rub some bacon grease on it.”
  • “Don’t you dare pour that coffee out! I can use it for gravy!”
  • “You know what food I miss? Fried pickles. No, wait, HUSHPUPPIES. I’d kill for some right now.”
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Keto LC Meatball Parm

Meatballs

1.5 lbs ground beef
½ cup almond flour
¾ cup Parmesan cheese
2 eggs
Lots of Italian seasonings

Combine all ingredients and form about 15 meat balls.

Brown with bacon grease or oil in cast iron to get crispy or cook on oven to get soft texture.

When meatballs are cooked pour tomato sauce over meatballs in pan and cover with mozzarella cheese.

350 degree oven for 25 minutes

Let cool.

Delicious solo or over zoodles or spinach.

Muslim restaurant owner shuts down business after onslaught of vandalism and death threats

  • Asad Khan, an immigrant from Pakistan, is closing his restaurant in Galveston, Texas, after months of anti-Muslim harassment and death threats, according to the Houston Chronicle.
  • The harassment began in December when the restaurant, ZaZa Bar & Bites, had its door smeared with bacon grease. A couple days later, Khan found bacon bits strewn out in front of his restaurant entrance. 
  • According to the Holy Quran, Muslims are discouraged from consuming pork. Some people have weaponized pork as a tool for anti-Muslim activism or vandalism.
  • The Muslim small business owner reported the incidents to the police in December, but since then, the harassment has taken a darker turn. Khan has also received threatening phone calls telling him to leave the country. Read more (6/15/17)

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ok so, like, all might doesn’t have a stomach. right?

people who don’t have a stomach have to eat A LOT. Not like huge meals, that’s impossible, but a small meal every 2 or so hours.  Plus every meal has to “count” because that’s your energy for those 2 hours and your chance to actually gain nutrients. Doctors actually really want people who have no stomach to add things like butter or oil to their foods because they fucking need every calorie they can get but don’t want them to waste a 2-hour time slot with just nutrient-low foods.

Basically I think that All Might has super weird eating habits. If you see him there is a 50% chance that he is currently eating something. He keeps food literally everywhere. Like, those cargo pants? All those pockets are exclusively filled with protein bars. The staff fridge has an entire shelf dedicated to him, as per the Principal’s suggestion. His desk? His classroom? Snacks. just. Everywhere. Most of it is healthy, like protein bars, meal replacement shakes, or dried fruit. But, sometimes he just wants a fucking hot pocket, leave him alone it’s the perfect size. If you see an actual meal he makes for himself you’d be shocked at how… simultaneously healthy and awful it is. Like, why the hell would anyone use bacon fat to grease an omelette pan? Or put THAT MANY green toppings on a slice of pizza? Everyone tries not to judge him… most don’t really succeed. 

He has a habit of giving his students snacks if they just had a hard training or seem down (a granola bar a day keeps Dad Might from worrying about you) and no one really turns it down because, hell, it’s All might for god’s sake. Except midoriya, who knows way too much about his mentor’s health needs and will always make sure that all might has more on him before taking one. 

“Good job, my boy. Have a protein bar. :)” - “You have more, right?” - “Yeah, at my desk.” - “Thanks, I’m good.” - “Oh. Okay. :(…” 

He pouts about it but he knows that it’s just because midoriya cares. In fact, midoriya ends up being more help than even all might could have imagined. It was his idea to set reminders in all might’s phone so that he never misses a meal. He has been hurriedly texted to rush his mentor emergency snacks more than once, and always drops whatever he is doing to do so. He almost has more snacks in his backpack than all might, just in case. Plus, midoriya is a growing kid so he can put away a lot of food, snacks are always good to have and anytime all might gets a serving that is too big for him to finish he knows that his student will be happy to make sure it doesn’t go to waste. On the weekends they order pizza, something that works out for the both of them because midoriya could honestly finish the whole thing by himself and all might feels better about only having one slice if the rest gets finished. Though, ordering is a pain because no pizza shop is happy about putting literally every topping on a ¼th of a pizza and then just pepperoni on the other ¾  so they only order online. 

Basically… i just wanna see all might have to work with his physical state more and let it become normalized, not just for him but for everyone around him. 

swiftiesfanatic  asked:

Amazing imagines!! I love them so much!! ❤❤ I think you've even written enough to start a masterlist soon! If you ever need any ideas/ideas for a rainy day here's a couple. However, please don't feel like I'm expecting you to write all these right now!! It's more of a compiled list of ideas for you if you're having a slow request day/just want to write them -Jealous Betty -Beach day for the gang/Betty in a swimsuit/Jughead in a swimsuit -Bughead napping together -Betty's parents walk in on them

Hey! These are all awesome! I think I’m gonna go with the hickey role reversal for today! Let’s give it a try!
***

School was ending in about a week, and summer was so close Jughead could practically smell the sunscreen and taste the countless milkshakes he would be devouring.
That being said…

It was hot.

And by hot he didn’t mean, warm with a light breeze, he meant crack an egg on it, it was smoking. He was sweating almost all the time and even with the windows open the Riverdale classrooms were boiling. Unfortunately for him that meant his typical wardrobe of flannels and jeans just wasn’t gonna cut it, and he most definitely was not gonna show up to school in one of those ridiculous tank tops with the sleeves cut down all the way to the bottom, he would leave that to Reggie and chuck. Tools.

Anyway, figuring out what to wear, that was still comfortable for him but also kept him cool enough so he didn’t pass out was a struggle. He wasn’t a shorts guy, unless they were bathing suit bottoms and he was at the beach, so he stuck to his jeans, these ones had a few holes so that should help atleast a little, digging in his drawer he pulled out the only light weight t shirt he had, it was a simple white v neck, nothing too crazy, but also something he normally wouldn’t wear without something else to cover it up, at this point he couldn’t care less, it was too damn hot.

“Looking good” he turned with a smile, meeting the eyes of the gorgeous blonde who had come out of nowhere. Okay so maybe there was one positive thing about the heat, Betty’s wardrobe had to adjust accordingly as well and man was he grateful for the tiny dresses that showed off her gorgeous long legs. Today she had on a white sundress covered in pink and red flowers, it skimmed her mid thigh and he fought the urge to run his fingers along the bare skin. As soon as he was about to retort with a witty comeback, her eyes got wide

“Oh my god” she looked horrified.

Whipping around to look behind him, confused as to what had her in such a state of panic she repeated a little more panicky

“Oh my god.”

“Betty? what the hell? What’s the matter?” She seemed to be at a loss for words and suddenly two more of the gang had arrived, both wearing Similar expressions to Bettys.

“What in sexy time?!” Veronica was practically bouncing she seemed so excited.

Kevin was moving his hands to jugheads neck, before he dodged them with a glare

“What are you all talking about.”

Suddenly Archie was rounding the corner zeroing in on Jughead

“Hey ma… hey! Nice hickey dude! Way to go” he slapped a hand to jugheads shoulder, smiling.

“What! What hick..what are you.” He was twisting trying to find the offending mark. He glanced up at Betty who was beet red and was desperately trying to hide her laughter.

“See Betty, I told you. It’s totally normal to give a boy a hickey, That’s so funny, Betty was just asking me about this at our sleepover last week.” Veronica said laughing handing Jughead her hand mirror.

He snatched the mirror and held it up to his neck. Sure enough, there was a purple mouth shaped bruise on his neck. Snapping the mirror shut he shook his head

“Bacon grease, it splattered.”

Everyone eyed him sceptically as Cheryl walked over

“Oh please, like you cook. Just fess up Jughead, who’s the mystery woman?” The redhead asked.

“There’s no one, you’re all nuts.”

The conversation was stopped short by the first period bell.

“Dude, were totally talking about this at lunch,” Archie said grinning

“Duh” Veronica added throwing a wave to Betty, leaving behind Jughead and Betty as Kevin kissed Betty on the cheek before walking off with Cheryl.

There was a moment of silence Betty smirking at her bright red boyfriend

“So… a tshirt today? No flannel.”

He stared at her dryly

“Wait till all of our friends find out what a little minx you are. You won’t be laughing then.”

Betty shrugged, smiling guiltily and turning on her heels to walk the other way , she quickly turned around and added

“No one told you to wear the worlds sexiest tshirt the day after our two month anniversary festivities.”
She winked and practically skipped off.

He slammed his head into the locker gently. She was gonna be the death of him.
**

By the time lunch came around the entire school was talking about Jugheads hickey, the rumors were everywhere,

Jughead was seeing Ethel,

Jughead was seeing a girl from central

And of course, Archie and jughead were a couple (that one was Reggie. Tool.)

Slamming his tray on the table besides Betty, she jumped up smiling and meeting his eyes.

The rest of the gang was already there and they instantly turned the conversation to hickeys.

Cheryl of course instigating it
“Well it has to be someone who’s aggressive, obvi, look at that mark.”

Veronica nodded “agreed. I could never do something that good, and I’ve been told I’m a pretty fiery lover.” She flipped her dark hair , smiling.

Cheryl nodded “and we all know how intense I am, but that’s good, even for me.”

Kevin said something that had Archie practically dying he was laughing so hard.

“And we all know it can’t be Betty, no offense bets but we all kind of agree, your not really the most passionate lover.”

Before Jughead could even think he had opened his mouth “try again, she’s pretty much the definition of passionate.”

Everyone at the table seemed to have stopped time, slowly turning their heads to stare at the pair in front of them. Betty was blushing so hard they thought she might explode and jughead was kind of just lost in his own idiocy.

“B..Betty?” Archie squeaked out.

“No way you’re lying.” This time it was kevin.

And Cheryl and Veronica were just staring, shocked.

Suddenly something in Betty snapped and she turned to Kevin.

“Actually, yes it was me. As quiet as you think I am, I am very very attracted to my boyfriend, therefore sometimes I get carried away. Can we please stop this conversation now.” She stabbed a piece of lettuce with her fork.

The table went dead silent for thirty seconds before all hell broke loose.

“Boyfriend?”
“Carried away?!”
“How long?”
“How did you get it in that shape?”

Dropping her head to the table, she sighed as Jugheads arm came to rest around her shoulder, tugging her into his side.

“No questions, were dating, going on two months. That’s all you’ve gotta know.” The lazy tone in his voice left no room for argument and the table went silent once again.

Squeezing his hand in hers, she smiled up at him. This was far from over and they both knew that, but for right now, their friends were just gonna have to wait. They were happy, and that’s what matters.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Feelings

Summary: Your feelings for Sam scare the life out of you. So you cling to Dean for guidance. One day when you drag them out to go swimming, Sam asks you about your feelings for his older brother, only to be surprised when he learns he’s had it all wrong.

A/N: I don’t know why, but in my mind the A/C in the bunker just…sucks.

Request: Alright here’s hoping I get in cause your writing is FANTASTIC. Sam x reader. They’ve been friends for years and they’re both crazy about one another but Sam thinks she’s into dean because of all the to me they spend togethet but he’s actually trying to help her get Sammy. Thanks:)

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Warnings: Shirtless Winchesters - I know I need a warning for that.

Word Count: 1.7k

Originally posted by shirtlesssammy


You doubled over with laughter at the sight of Dean trying to flip the bacon while shirtless. The grease was spitting everywhere, and the way that he jumped and yelped every time a drop hit him was almost worthy of recording.

Somehow, you and Dean were both awake and ready for the day before Sam. Normally he was the one up before both of you.

So here you and Dean were, goofing around in the kitchen while cooking breakfast. It was hot in the bunker, the middle of summer was always the worst. The air-conditioning system in the bunker needed a serious update. You were wearing only a pair of shorts and a tank top, while Dean was only wearing his pyjama pants.

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Andrew’s and Neil’s heights have never been more than a small inconvenience. 

That is, until they move in together.

  • King the cat gets scared because of a package being delivered into the house and ends up jumping up on a rafter stretching across the ceiling.
  • Which King then can’t get down from.
  • Neil and Andrew obviously can’t reach a rafter and can’t seem to coax him to jump into their arms.
  • They try for what feels like an endless hour standing on chairs and couches and boxes and step stools attempting to convince King to jump into the box they are holding.
  • Just please take a moment to imagine two very short boys holding up random flat surfaced items and still not even being close to reaching the cat.

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The One with the Blackout - Daddy’s Little Lovebug

Word Count: 5367

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Angst where I said there would be none. I’m sorry. 

A/N: Written for @sis-tafics and @eyes-of-a-disney-princess Hubba Bubba Birthday Challenge. Sorry it’s like a week late. Life happened. This also wasn’t what I was originally gonna write but again…life happened. Sorry. 

Constructive feedback always appreciated!

Daddy’s Little Lovebug Masterlist


“So this is pretty nice.” Dean chuckled, grabbing your hand across the diner table. Sam and Eileen volunteered to spend the night watching JoJo to give Dean and you the night to yourselves and you’d spent it eating greasy diner food at an old dive bar. It was very much your style. “Not that I don’t miss my little girl but adult time is fun too.”

“You know she’s probably sprawled across our bed, right?” Dean snorted a laugh and nodded, knowing you were right. She always did that when you were both gone unless she passed out on the couch with Sam or in Sam’s bed.

“Well, this is a treat.” A voice sneered from behind you as the diner suddenly went dark and silent. High heels got closer and you turned, staring at a face you recognized quite well. “Never thought I’d run into you two again. Where’s that precious little girl of yours?” The tall blonde staring down Dean and you was a witch you both failed to kill several years ago, Gretchen, but you managed to kill her entire coven and family. You thought you ran her off, never to be seen again, but you were apparently wrong. “Come on…what’s her name again? Joanna Celeste Winchester?”

You gritted your teeth, unsure of how she knew about your daughter. “Who?” You decided to play stupid and Dean followed along.

“You must have us confused with other hunters. We don’t have a kid.”

“What dumbass would bring a kid into this life?” You scoffed, reaching for the gun tucked away in your holster.

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Nessian Wedding-Honeymoon Headcanons

So this is apparently a thing I do now, catching up on things people asked me for a month ago. For @queennesta20 who asked for Nessian honeymoon headcanons what feels like a million years ago. And for Iris @dr-woodsprite who needed a little fluff on her dash this morning.There’s a board for it too.


-After Nesta’s declaration that she’d never worn pants before putting on those Illyrian fighting leathers Cassian swore a life mission to see her in a bathing suit.

-He fully intended to bring Nesta to the Summer Court for their honeymoon. He didn’t even think about asking Tarquin if it was okay. After all the saved the world from Hybern together surely, he’d be forgiven for that one building. 

-Is wasn’t until Varian told him 2 hours before the wedding that it wasn’t just the one building that he wrecked it was because it was a very important building that he wrecked. That building being one of the lesser palaces where the Summer Court spent their winter’s. Not to mention after all the attacks they couldn’t take the chance of him and Nesta wrecking any more.

-Not knowing what else to do he asks Mor for help. Of course, Mor pulls through or should he say Viviane and Kallias pull through letting them stay in a smaller castle/house.

-Because Starfall is in the Winter and takes place somewhere around the middle of February (Valentine’s Day maybe?) Cassian thought it best to tell Nesta the next morning where they were going. And by tell her he means pray she doesn’t find out for a while since Nesta hates snow. Asking Mor to please winnow them straight into the house.

-Mor tells them to send her word when they’re ready to get picked up she’ll be staying with Viv and Kal for a while.

-Nesta wants to explore the house opening the first door she sees and finds a living room. The fireplace is surrounded by candles, roses, and there’s a bottle of champagne on a table. Nesta jokes that it’s amazing the house didn’t burn down and that she didn’t realize how cheesy Cass was.

-Of course, Cass had nothing to do with the set up since he had 0 time to plan for them going there. It had to have been Viviane being the romantic she is and he mentally thanks her for the effort. Cass knows that even though Nesta is making jokes about it she secretly loves it.

-For the first day/night they don’t even make it out of that living room. Feyre had warned Nesta about the frenzy after accepting the bond, but she honestly thought it was just Feyre being dramatic. After all they had sex 3 times after Starfall and once the morning before coming here.

-The next morning Nesta wakes to the smell of eggs, bacon, and blueberry lemon muffins (a personal favorite of hers.) She throws on Cassian’s discarded shirt not knowing how occupied this house is and goes to search for the source of the smell. When she finds the kitchen, she’s greeted with the sight of him cooking in nothing but an apron wrapped around his waist.  She sits on a counter close but far enough away from him and asks why he even bothered with the apron it’s not like it covers much. He responds casually with “bacon grease hurts when it hits you especially if it hits your favorite body part.”

-Looking down to where the apron is now covering even less Nesta realizes they’ll both be eating a cold breakfast thank the Mother for the muffins.

-At this point Nesta has lost track of how many times they’ve had sex all she knows is she’s tired and hungry. When she finally sits up grabbing for one of the muffins on the table above them she sees the snow falling outside realizing that whatever plans she might have been thinking of she has no intentions of going outside now.

-They spend the rest of the day wrapped up in each other or sleeping. When they finally decide to get out of bed to make dinner Nesta sees the Winter Court’s night sky. She’s instantly not sure why everyone is so impressed with the Night Court and its stars because what the Winter Court has is so much prettier. It’s like the sky is painted with all these bright shades of blue and green something she’s sure Feyre would love.

-It’s during this time while Nesta is distracted that Cassian suggests they try something new tomorrow like a sleigh ride. Nesta just nods her head not even hearing what he says because if she had she would have told him no.

-They go on this sleigh ride and to Cassian’s surprise she only complains a little. Mainly that the snow that’s falling is cold and ruining her hair. Siphon shields who knew they’d come in handy for things like this. He’s sure they look ridiculous riding around with a red glowing light above them, but if it makes Nesta enjoy the moment it’s fine by him.

-When they make it back to the house instead of helping her out of the sleigh he takes the opportunity to reach down, grab and make a snowball then launches it at her. Nesta who just spent the last hour telling him she didn’t want wet hair or she’d catch a cold is having none of it. With one quick movement, she somehow manages to use her power to move the snow from the nearby trees onto him. At the sight of Cassian the snowman she bursts out laughing. Seeing Nesta laughing gives Cassian the horrible idea of shaking his snow-covered hair onto her head.

-Harpies make a less deafening screech he’s pretty sure. The noise that his mate makes you would think that he shaved her head in her sleep. At this she storms into the house him following behind her promising to draw her a hot bath to make up for it. Of course, he forgets that baths freak her out, he was just trying to do damage control. In the end, she agrees to get in it if he does too.

-When they aren’t in bed, or the floor, or wherever together Nesta is reading by the fire and Cass is sparing with the air. Something about working different muscles than the ones he’s been using. 

-Two weeks fly by and Mor finally comes to get them. Nesta suggests next time they go somewhere warmer.

anonymous asked:

Hi! Not sure if you do headcanons or full fledged imagines, so if headcanons: RFA + Saeran making breakfast in the morning with MC?:) if not maybe just Seven? Thank you~

Hi! Absolutely, that’s such a cute request~ I’ll write for all of them! Thank you too!


YOOSUNG:

  • You know they’d make omurice
  • Due to his shameful failure the first time he made one, Yoosung is a little nervous because he doesn’t want to disappoint MC
  • But she assures him that as long as they work together it’ll definitely be delicious!
  • cue yoosung’s little blush emoji
  • They turn on the TV and find a cute cartoon to watch in the background awwww
  • Yoosung keeps making little mistakes like spills or knocking something over etc. but MC is right there giving tips and helping
  • She lets him do most of the cooking because she knows he really wants to get it right this time
  • But she’s a helping hand and is right there being supportive and enthusiastic~
  • Little kisses on the forehead and cheek are constantly exchanged
  • The final product is a lot better than Yoosung’s first attempt lol
  • He’s super happy and proud of it
  • He suggests that they cook something together every morning after that

ZEN:

  • They’d make pancakes!
  • Zen is so excited to do this with his princess, it makes him feel a lot closer to MC
  • While MC is doing something idle like mixing batter, Zen keeps coming up behind her for sneaky hugs and neck kisses
  • cmon zen this’ll take forever if you keep doing that
  • Many silly selfies are taken
  • A tickle war may even ensue which causes batter to get literally everywhere
  • Now Zen’s got a good excuse to kiss MC and lick batter off her cheek huehuehue
  • But when he gets serious about making the pancakes he’s actually pretty darn skilled and they come out looking great!
  • Out comes the whipped cream and syrup
  • I think we can all guess where this is going ;))))
  • Hands down best breakfast Zen’s ever had

JAEHEE:

  • They’d bake delicious muffins!
  • With chocolate chips yummmmmmm
  • Jaehee is in a drowsy-relaxed state just after waking up which makes the baking really pleasant and calm like a rainy morning
  • MC puts on a music channel on TV and they both start singing along
  • Jaehee likes to just stand aside for a few seconds and watch MC occasionally just to smile at how happy MC looks while humming around the kitchen
  • Cute kisses and smooches all the time!
  • They feed each other like a quarter of the chocolate chips
  • While they’re waiting for the muffins to bake they cuddle together on the couch and drink coffee
  • When the muffins are done and Jaehee has to leave for the office, MC sneaks a wrapped-up muffin inside Jaehee’s bag
  • Just to give her a surprise to smile about while she’s at work~

JUMIN:

  • French toast! And breakfast in bed~
  • Jumin plays classical music and they dance together in the kitchen more than actually making the food lol
  • MC cuts up little fruit slices like strawberries to put on the side and they keep feeding them to each other
  • Jumin keeps looking for excuses to touch and/or kiss MC
  • “Darling you have strawberry juice on your lip, let me clean it for you”
  • Jumin wears an apron that MC got for him which says “kiss the cook”
  • And oh she does
  • Jumin arranges the fruit and the french toast on the plate to make it look like it’s from a really fancy restaurant and he’s pretty good at it actually
  • Elizabeth is winding through their legs and purring the entire time they’re in the kitchen
  • They take the food back to the bedroom and snuggle up in big fluffy blankets while they eat
  • Jumin ends up taking off work to have a lazy day with MC rip Jaehee

SEVEN:

  • “Seven we are not having chips for breakfast”
  • Theeeeennnnn bacon and eggs!
  • chaos
  • Seven is so excited practically bouncing around the kitchen while MC gets everything ready. He’s never done this before!!
  • The eggs work out fine to MC’s surprise but once the bacon grease gets on Seven’s hands he chases MC all around the kitchen trying to get the grease on her
  • When things calm down though he can’t help but stare at MC the entire time
  • Like he just can’t believe she’s here and this is normal and this is happening
  • He can’t resist grabbing her and spinning her towards him to kiss her
  • MC somehow ends up sitting on the counter with Seven standing between her legs kissing her over and over
  • Breakfast ends up a little burned because of that ~distraction~
  • Neither of them mind ofc, distractions are a given with these two lovebirds

SAERAN:

  • “Psh can’t we just buy breakfast somewhere?”
  • He secretly not-so-secretly really wants to make it tho
  • They end up deciding on waffles
  • Whenever MC isn’t looking, he’s smiling 
  • He’s a diligent helper and he doesn’t make MC do anything by herself, he’s always busy doing something
  • I say “diligent helper” but he doesn’t actually really know what he’s doing, he sort of just watches MC and goes with the flow
  • But he gets the hang of it really quickly
  • MC hums while she cooks and for some reason it makes Saeran really flippin’ happy
  • He thinks the waffles are delicious and doesn’t even try to hide it
  • “Let’s… do this again sometime…”

Thank you so much for the request! Hope you enjoy!

The Bangtan Club (Namjoon/Seokjin)

Prompt No.2: “I don’t think anyone could ever be as lovely as you.” (could be funny/sarcastic, or fluff, honestly the writer has free reign). Based off of the Breakfast Club. 

Genre: The Breakfast Club!AU. 

Words: 13K+

Author: Admin Kaycie

Summary: Dear Mr. Lee, 

It is to our understanding that from today’s detention session that you wanted each of us to write a letter of self reflection, detailing our wrongdoings and what we’ve learned from committing such “heinous acts” in the eyes of the school officials; however, after much thought, we’ve decided to tell you the story of who we are as a whole.”

Tags: Namjin, VMin, drug (Marijuana) use, alcohol consumption, smoking, profanity, etc.

*Please read Author’s Note below the read more cut.


Originally posted by peaches-and-joonie


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