what’s your least favorite thing about being hunters?
“You mean aside from the lack of sleep, lack of pay, lack of real food, and lack of stability?”
“Dean, don’t be so bitter. I think the worst part is the fact that we can’t be together in a normal house with a dog or two. I know our lives will never be normal-normal, but having a paying, 9 to 5 job actually sounds nice.”
“Well, I think it sounds really boring, but if that’s what you want, Sammy, we can try it. Although I feel like we already have a house–we live in the bunker.”
“A bunker is not the same thing as a house, Dean. I want a home. Something without a dungeon and with a backyard.”
“Ah, yes, for that dog you want to put in our car, despite the fact that one of the rules is that there are no dogs in the car.”
“What? I wasn’t asking for a dog. Just… maybe… when we get our house with a backyard and we stop hunting…”
“Fine! The worst thing about being a hunter is that I can’t give my Sammy a house and… fine, a dog.”