So I work in the theatre as a stage manager for a musical production company. For today’s matinee the lead actor has no voice so an ensemble member is singing his part from the wings, two of my backstage crew suffered the same allergic reaction to some nuts that got left in the kitchen, two other actors had car troubles and didn’t get here until after curtain up and the guitarist just didn’t show up at all!! IF EDWARD COULD JUST APPEAR FROM SIDE STAGE AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY THAT WOULD BE GREAT!

Originally posted by colfernygma