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Toriel, with the help of backseat gamer Frisk keeping an eye on her gamepad, takes on sans in a Splatoon match while they Skype with one another.

sans has a bad time. ]: )

(Played, scripted, and voice acted by me! This all coincidentally happened when I was streaming Splatoon and just happened to find a sans on random battle matching. And considering that I was playing as Toriel on my own account, I found the outcome really hilarious. And I thought it might be fun to throw in a little voice acting as though Toriel and sans were actually playing Splatoon online with one another instead of the original stream audio.

Toriel always struck me as the sort of person who would keep talking while playing games and explain every little thing she was doing and going to do. I hope you guys find it in-character! This was really fun to do. I hope you enjoy it!)

Original stream audio version here.

Boffinshield vs Mariocart
  • Lindz: MARIOCART WOULD RUIN THORIN AND BILBO
  • Alys: IT TOTALLY WOULD!
  • Alys: And of course cause everything is Boffinshield lately! BOFUR JUST CACKLING IN THE BACKGROUND REFUSING TO PICK UP A CONTROLLER
  • Lindz: Bofur is a backseat gamer
  • Lindz: TURN LEFT TURN LEFT AAHHH YEH MISSED IT HOW COULD YEH MISS IT
  • Alys: There's a shortcut jest there yeh know. OH THORIN HERE IT COMES THE BLUE SHELL O' DEATH
  • Lindz: "WhAT WHERE WHE-FUCKING DAMNIT BILBO"
  • "ehehehehehehehe"
  • Alys: Then Bofur gets tired of them gaming, so starts attacking who ever's winning the most just like "C'mere love" -kissing along necks or pulling into his lap-
  • Lindz: It's probably bilbo
  • Lindz: "Bofur no no get off don't you-nooo nono hang on you bloody-"
  • Alys: "Yes yes love." He would probably just pick Bilbo up and carry him to the couch farthest from the television and just flop with him.
  • Alys: "This is much more entertainin than starin at cartoon characters."
  • Lindz: "BoFUR NO IM WINNING BOFUR THE CONTROLLER DOESNT EXTEND THIS FAR BO F UR THORINS CATCHING UP!!"
  • Lindz: Thorin's cackling quietly to himself
  • Alys: "Well if yeh think of it another way, Thorin is definitely fallin' behind." -more nuzzles and kisses-
  • Alys: Pfft what if they have the wii equivalent version, Bilbor still trying to steer and nearly elbowing Bofur in the face as he's carried off
  • Lindz: Omg yes
  • Lindz: Angrily screeching
  • Lindz: Arms outstretched to try to keep the connection
  • Alys: Peering around Bofur and his stupid hat which is blocking him from seeing the screen
  • Lindz: /"DWARVES TOGETHER"/
  • "SHUT UP SHUT UP WITH YOUR STUPID DWARVISH I CAN BEAT YOU FROM HERE THORIN OAKENSHIELD"
  • Alys: Bilbo is scary when he's competitive! XD
  • Lindz: He pretends hes above it all but thorins competitive attitude rubbed off
  • Lindz: When bilbo and bofur play against each other its way more chill
  • Lindz: If Thorin's involved shit gets intense
  • Alys: Oh definitely! Bofur just like making snarky commentary the entire time. "Oh look at that spin out! Peach never stood a chance!"
  • Alys: Bofur refuses to play with Thorin
  • Alys: He's of the opinion that if Thorin wants to get that riled up and competitive, he would far rather it be in bed
  • Lindz: Bilbo always plays thorin and says itll be chill but he gets caught up every damn time
  • Lindz: Until hours later bofur comes home to them yelling on the couch viciously playing
  • Lindz: Cushions everywhere
  • Alys: And he just sighs, and is constantly coming up with new ways to distract them
  • Lindz: Its way harder to distract thorin who is capable of just shoving Bofur to the floor
  • Lindz: And usually gets more legit angry while bilbo just gets louder
  • Alys: One time Bofur just comes in the door, sees that things have gotten out of hand again, and just full on tackles Thorin to the floor
  • Alys: Not taking any chances this time
  • Lindz: DkdkdkKDDJLS
  • Lindz: first time he was really able to take thorin by surprise
  • Lindz: There is such a commotion
  • Alys: Dwarf wrestling. "GIVE ME THAT BLEEDIN' CONTROLLER!"
  • Lindz: /"ENRAGED KHUZDUL"/
  • Lindz: "BOFUR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
  • Alys: "WINNING!"
  • Lindz: "I WAS ABOUT TO OVERTAKE HIM YOU -RUDE KHUZDUL-"
  • Alys: -overdramatic offended shock- "WELL SEE IF I EVER KISS THAT MOUTH OF YEHRS AGAIN!"
  • Alys: Bofur is secretly the best at MarioKart but he never lets on, far preferring to have fun. Until one day he's like 'THIS FUCKING GAME! MAHAL HAVE MERCY! OKAY I CHALLENGE BOTH OF YEH TO A TOURNAMENT IF I WIN WE GET RID OF THE GAME!"
  • Lindz: GASP
  • Lindz: its a near thing, thorins out pretty quick but it gets intense between bofur and Bilbo
  • Alys: XD Thorin starts trying to distract Bofur because he doesn't want to lose the game
  • Alys: Bofur doesn't even blink
  • Lindz: SkfjdkLDJDOSP
  • Lindz: it becomes a little terrifying
  • Lindz: Thorin sitting in a kinda horrified awe as he watches the two of them
  • Lindz: He is so freaked out because they're BOTH SILENT
  • Alys: THIS IS NOT THE HOBBIT AND DWARF I FELL IN LOVE WITH
  • Alys: THIS IS AN EVIL GAME
  • Lindz: THIS GAME IS TEARING US APART
  • Lindz: thorin ends up turning it off
  • Lindz: NoPPE
  • Lindz: STOP EVERYTHING
  • Lindz: HE WANTS HIS CHATTERBOXES BACK
  • Alys: MARIOKART IS ENTOMBED WITH THE ARKENSTONE

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