bro 1: [tenderly grabs bro 2′s hand, as though to pull him up from where he sits, injured] bro, are you okay?

bro 2: [looks down at their joined hands] 

bro 2: [looks back up at bro 1 and smiles]

bro 2: [softly] we did it, bro. we are a good team. 

bros 1 and 2: [smile fondly and look each other in the eyes, still holding hands]

When I get too wrapped up in theories and the anxiety of moving the plot forward, I take a deep breath and the Sherlock Gang appears to me in a big shining ball of gay light and they say, “BE A PART OF MAKING HISTORY!” and, “IT’S TELEVISION HISTORY!” and “INSANE WISH FUFILLMENT!” and, “GROUNDBREAKING!” and “LOVE CONQUERS ALL!” and I emerge powerful and confident and even gayer than before.

i guess i’ll have to learn to be delicate (with your heart)

Fluff Friday: November 18 “Big & Little”

Not particularly shippy. Featuring: Sakura and Kakashi, with guest appearances by Naruto, Sai, Yamato, Tsunade and Shizune. Would nod vaguely at canon if they were to pass in the street.

This is de-aged fic. Neither Sakura nor chibi!Kakashi are particularly thrilled, but Naruto thinks it’s hilarious.

Sakura’s just coming up on the end of a long, long hospital shift when she hears the commotion in the lobby. She pauses, letting her attention stray from the medical chart she’s updating to trying to decipher the noise two floors down, but the distance muffles everything to only the dull rise and flow of voices. She cocks her head, listening to no avail.

“Haruno-sensei?” the chūnin perched on the bed dares prompt.

She frowns and shakes her head, turning back to her patient. If she’s needed, Shizune will send one of the nurses to fetch her. Until then, she has work to finish.

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Still on Hiatus

Thank you for being very patient and understanding (⑅˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈ ) 

They’re sitting in the living room doing homework when Holster gets the email. He looks up from his phone and yelps–literally yelps.

Nursey flips himself upright. “You ok?”

Dex pulls one half of his headphones off his ears to listen.

“I got the piano!” Holster says.

Ransom closes his textbook. “S’awesome, bro!” He leans over and high-fives Holster.

“Piano?” Nursey asks.

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An Open Letter to Everyone Hating on Warner Bros./DC Extended Universe

Dear Everyone hating on Warner Bros./DC Extended Universe,


It’s unsettling to see the multitudes of critics, writers, and fans RUSHING onto the Internets the moment WB makes a DC announcement so that they can tear said announcement to shreds. You literally have nothing to go off of, just a thin shred of “We’re looking into doing this!” and immediately it’s the shittiest thing known to mankind. Let’s TEAR IT DOWN!! (pitchforks)

The moment WB/DC announced yesterday that Margot Robbie would be producing a film involving a number of female DC heroes and villains, the internet EXPLODED with mockery. People mocked Warner Bros. and they mocked DC. Because now they’re handing Margot Robbie the reins. That’s how desperate they are! They obviously have NO DIRECTION. They don’t know WHAT THEY’RE EVEN DOING! How sad! Ha Ha!

I have something to say about this. 

Warner Bros. and DC have been saying yes to female directors, yes to female producers, yes to female writers, yes to female-led movies, and now they’ve just said yes to a film that has almost all of the above. Wonder Woman is in post-production, so it’s DEFINITELY happening, and it is being directed by a woman. 

They’re throwing Margot Robbie and a female writer she’s bringing into the project the reins on this DC Women film. Margot said “A movie full of DC’s female heroes and villains. What do you say?” and the Warner Bros./DC big brass said “AYE”.

And people are acting like WB and DC are desperate. Like they have no idea where they’re going or what they’re doing. Like they’re floundering. Like this is some sort of huuuge risk they’re taking. Like they’re going to fall flat on their faces.

You know what, you guys are right. Marvel would never throw their franchise into the hands of women. They’d never consider taking that risk. They didn’t even want to make Iron Man 3′s villain a woman because they were sure she wouldn’t sell as many toys as a male villain. They’ve pushed Captain Marvel back again for Ant-Man 2. In fact we’ve gotten 0 information about Captain Marvel except HEY GUYS IT IS HAPPENINNNNG GET EXCITEEEED. Have we heard anything about a Black Widow movie except that they “want” to make one? ScarJo’s gonna be 80 before they get around to that.

So you’re right, Marvel would neeever throw their franchise to a bunch of women. It’s a huge risk they’re not willing to take at this point. Feige and Whedon and man-heroes are making them money. Let’s not mess with that.

DC is progressing. You might think it’s a risk, but they simply don’t seem to give a fuck. They’re going to give us our super-ladies. With lady directors and producers and writers.

I want to know why DC isn’t getting credit for announcing female DC films, about women, made by women. Instead, they’re getting shat upon, because this is bound to be yet another failure by Warner Bros. and DC Comics. 

You only have this much info: female producer, female writer, lots of lady heroes/villains.

If literally any other company had made that announcement, like Marvel for instance, people would be up their actual asses with pride. How progressive are they! Look, a film about female superheroes and villains! Produced by a woman! Written by a woman! YES! How awesome! About time somebody did it!

But ew, not DC.

So here’s what it comes down to, Everyone Hating on Warner Bros./DC Extended Universe:

Either you admit you’re biased against DCEU and plan to shit on everything it does simply because you’re immature and need a life …

Or the idea of women taking over a superhero film terrifies you, which makes you sexist.

Those are literally the only 2 reasons you can have for shitting on this announcement about a DC-female driven film. Because that’s literally ALL we know so far. That it’s a DC-female driven film. 

So which are you?


A Female Superhero Fan

  • Me: *has to be up for church in five hours*
  • Me: *continues to write gay fanfiction*