Stephanie and Jonathan weren’t even really cousins, or at least not first cousins. They were second of third cousins at best, it was just that their families had been intertwined together for generations upon generations. And those families had been close to the King family for just as long. Bog was half convinced that if he traced their lineage back long enough he’d find that they had served his family’s clan in Scotland.
Stuff and Thang are essentially that one scottish tweet:
only like half a dozen generations of that.