back-lane

For my drivers

Alright you know this. You’ve seen it. You’re swing off for a truck stop round 7-8pm. Hopeful. Then you’ll go to pull in the drive and see trucks double parked EVERYWHERE they don’t belong. Along the scale, the fence line squeezing the lanes back to parking. Looks bad. Then you’ll swing in the back row and find 20, 30, even 40 spaces open. 0lenty of parking, except then your might have to walk all of one hundred freaking yards to get to the truck stop. I mean c'mon. This is a sedentary lifestyle already. You’re should WANT to walk a little after sitting all day.

We won’t even discuss the drivers who DO go to the back, but then park along the fence or horizontally across from the parking spaces so they don’t have to back in.

  • me: hey
  • bias: *exists*
  • me: aww
  • biaswrecker: sup
  • me: bOI U BETTER BACK INTO UR OWN LANE B4 I MAKE U