• me irl:the sonnets are queer, mercutio's queer, iago wants to have sex with othello, puck and oberon are totally hooking up, emilia and desdemona are probably making out, are u fuckin kidding me with brutus/cassius rn, hamlet's ace and doin queer shit w/horatio, phebe's kinda gay for rosalind, nO ONE IS STRAIGHT
  • me in my term paper:well, the historical context is important for considering the hypothetical queerness of shakespeare's characters, and we can't ever really say anything for sure, but shakespeare's ambiguous wording and use of complex scenarios that obscure gender open the texts to possibilities for queer readings maybe sometimes I don't know

There were some people that really resented me for starting this band. “how dare you fucking start another band.” They asked me, like, “Why did you decide to carry on and make music that sounds like Nirvana?”

And I said, “well, wait a minute. What do you mean, like loud rock guitars and melodies and cymbals crashing and big-ass drums?.. ‘Cause that’s what I do. That’s I mean that’s.. I was in  that band and this is like, that’s what I do.. What do you want me to fuckin’ make a reggae record?”


Behold as A$AP Rocky and Kathy Griffin threaten to bone each other into exhaustion and discuss tattoos.