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Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Remus. The time difference between when Remus gets up and when Sirius gets up on a weekend is usually one to two hours, giving Remus enough time to make tea, read a few chapters of whatever book he’s reading, and then go back to make another cup of tea and cast a warming spell on it. He then sets it on Sirius’ bedside table and crawls back into the sheets with him with his book, allowing Sirius to complete this routine by sleepily moving his head to rest on Remus’ chest while Remus cards his fingers through his hair until he opens his eyes.
Who’s the one to make breakfast: Sirius, and, let me tell you, he’s good at it. Like orgasmically good at cooking food. This is because he spent a lot of time downstairs with the Black household’s cook as an escape from his parents and cousins. He eventually was down there so much that the cook and house elves decided that it was high time he at least learned something from it instead of just sitting there stealing the most delicious ingredients and grinning. It’s the only good thing that ever came out of his home life.
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Again, Sirius. Sort of as pay back for Remus serving him tea in bed. He’s not much with presentation though. It’s just eggs slapped on a plate with some perfectly toasted bread and jam but it’s divine.
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Remus. Watching Sirius stretch as he’s waking up, flexing and stretching his torso, just does something to him. Sometimes he restrains himself, but then he has to watch Sirius cook too and it’s all over.
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Sirius, much to Remus’ dismay. Although the dismay can’t be that much because he usually gives in.
Who chooses the movies: Remus. Even when it’s The Bourne Identity movies (that they’ve seen 1,000 times). Still, Remus chooses.
Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Both. Why else would they put a movie on? Honestly.
Who orders lunch: Remus. Or at least he tries to order lunch. They keep having to call back because Sirius forgot he wanted extra cheese or no onions. Oh, and “did you get that yummy sauce, Re?” *insert loving eye roll from Remus here*
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Sirius. Major food envy, there.
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Sirius. Remus always says to wait ten minutes before getting seconds because “you might be fuller than you think, Pads.” Bottom line is, Sirius never listens, but never regrets it either. (Honestly I want Sirius Black with a hella foodstagram like YES).
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Is this not the definition of Sirius Black? Poor Moony with his notes all neatly arranged on the bed and book in hand, when Sirius is there, crawling over the paper, tossing the book behind him and pulling Remus against him by his hips with a little laugh. Remus protesting and swearing and Sirius just kissing him, “I’ll help you sort them out later. Promise…”
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Remus “sweet tooth” Lupin. His motto is probably that there is nothing that can’t be fixed with a little chocolate ice cream.
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Sirius. For his foodstagram, duh. Sometimes, if he takes too many pictures, he gets a face full of his own ice cream. That picture ends up on instagram too.
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: This is the caption to Sirius’ instagram photo.
Who cooks dinner: They usually order in because they just want to lounge on the couch, wrapped up in each other after not seeing each other all day, but if someone does cook it’s Sirius.
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: They do this together! Remus washes and Sirius dries with kisses in between funny stories from their days.
Who stays up until 2 reading: Remus J. Lupin!!!
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: This is what Remus does in between chapters. Along with hair petting. Yes. Lots of hair petting.
Who kisses their partner while they sleep: This is how Remus wakes Sirius up don’t tell me different.
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