back into time

Merlin deleted scenes otherwise known as:

“Julian, it’s just too gay, we’ve got to cut it, I’m sorry.”

“I have no qualms about a female Doctor. I just want to get her pregnant, get a show with her son up and running, then kill her off and focus on her much more powerful male replacement. But just to be clear, no qualms at all.”

[Continued from Part I and Part II

Ahsoka: [looking around warily] OK. So…we’re not where we need to be. Then where the hell are we? [looking behind Poe] What’s in that room back there?
Poe: [continually sneaking glances at Pirate Kenobi as he talks] Uh…look, I don’t wanna be, um, unwelcoming, but if you guys are gonna be here I’m going to need to see some identification or something. This is a secure facility. The General won’t be happy with me if I let in a bunch of armed strangers. 
Anakin: The General? 
Maul: [menacingly] Allow us to pass or I’ll set you on fire, pretty boy. 
Obi-Wan: Honestly, did we really have to bring Maul? Young man: we’ve traveled here from the past. We weren’t actually trying to come here, we were trying to go back in time, but it appears our calculations were off. Possibly because someone was distracted while he was supposed to be charting our course in the time machine. Anakin. 
Anakin: Captain Kenobi was just trying to show me how much he could bench press! 
Ahsoka: [pushing them both out of the way] Look, uh, mister…
Poe: Poe. Dameron. 
Ahsoka: OK, Poe, we’ll be out of your hair in no time – but I need to be sure that the Force wasn’t trying to bring us here, first. I…sense something. [to the guys] Don’t you feel it, too?
Pirate Kenobi: Yes…it’s…it’s almost like…well, Anakin, but whoever it is it’s not Anakin. 
Maul: I sense that it’s…a formidable adversary. 
Leia: [storming out of the door] Poe, what in the hell is taking so long out here I thought – wh-who are…[squints] General Kenobi? But you’re so young! How…? 
Obi-Wan: I’m sorry, madam – are you saying you know me?
Leia: [to Ahsoka] Ahsoka Tano?!
Ahsoka: Oh my…are y-are you Leia? Little Leia Organa?! This is incredible! We…we just came here from the past – 
Leia: What?!
Anakin: [confidently] That’s right, sister. Time travel. We were actually trying to go back in time and make it so that the whole Empire thing doesn’t happen, but we, uh, took a wrong turn. Probably because of the Force, and not because I was distracted by a handsome pirate. 
Leia: [dryly] Yeah well, if you were I guess I could relate – [studying his face] Oh my God, you’re my father, aren’t you?
Everyone: What?!
Ahsoka: [agape, piecing some things together] Oh…wow.
Anakin: I’m…super confused. Again.
Obi-Wan: [rubbing his temples] As if we didn’t have enough to deal with right now…of course Anakin got someone pregnant at some point in the timeline. Of course.  
Leia: Oh, it gets better, Kenobi. Trust me. You have no idea.
Anakin: I don’t understand! How can this be?!
Maul: [greatly entertained by all of this] Ah, the Jedi. Always such a mess. 
Leia: [surveying the whole group now] Time travel, huh? [to herself] I could fix this. I could fix it all. [to Poe] Get your jacket, we’re going with them. 

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That ‘line’ is his nose.

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🍓 lee hongbin ft. a strawberry 🍓

alright, so it’s time, i am going to be away from tomorrow morning VERY EARLY until like next week Sunday (say Monday morning better) and i won’t have any time, like any time AT ALL (conditions: camping in the middle of nowhere with 40 kids, 3 hours of sleep a night, yeah NO TIME), to be on here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh 

anyways i trust my babes ( @loveisalaserquest17 @iamlittleblackdress @melmanpur @theystudyrainbows @la-paritalienne @harryflyles @otpwhatever @conscious–ramblings @oiiiioiiii @loveloveolivia < this is not so very subtly demanding) to keep me up to date or send me smoke signals or a pigeon when THERE IS SOMETHING IMPORTANT or URGENT, otherwise please don’t bother me lol 

other than that, you’ll see me in 8/9ish dayssssssssssssss, take care of yourselves, be nice, be good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 

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i have a very intense headache 🤕 but on a brighter note, i wanna thank all 400+ of my beautiful followers for bringing so much positivity into my daily life. im doing some cute little gift-giving (soon) for y'all, so look out for when i reach my secret follower goal 👀 and, as always, my inbox is open! i love u guys, i hope ur day is filled with belly laughs and cheesy grins so big that ur cheeks hurt 🌿🐈