“Back to reality” From My Fanfic “The Adventures Of Mama Suho”
Gosh I feel like I’m back in the fucking jungle!Everything was so nice and calm yesterday despite mama’s mental break down.But now everyone has gone back to their normal bitchy selves well most of them have.Mama’s still upset and Kai……well Kai’s gone into freaking Terminator mode!
Uh this fake ass bitch!!
Tao:Hey shit face!
Sehun:So you never really told us about what you actually did while you were in the jungle
Tao:Well I talked to a monkey but I guess he followed me home because I’m staring him right in the face right now!
Sehun:Hahaha very funny now tell the truth….or did you cry like the whinny little bitch you are
Tao:Wow who crapped in your corn flakes this morning Regina George?
Suddenly Baekhyun walked in!This is just great….this is just fucking awesome!!
Baekhyun:Hey whats going on in here?
Sehun:Oh you know just asking Tao about what all he did while he was in the jungle
Baekhyun:He probably cried like a baby
Tao:No I didn’t !!!
Tao:Ye-yea-yeah I t-t-totally didn’t cry
*(Tao has flashback to when he was in the jungle)*
Manager: Tao look you can’t have your phone its the rules so give it up
Tao:B-bu-but thats not fair*Starts to tear up*
Manger:Tao give it to me now!!!
*Later during filming*
Manager:So tao I’m going to need you to be careful there’s a bee hive not to far away from here so just be very careful please
Tao:Wait did you just say bee’s?!!!!*Faints*
*2 hours into filming*
Tao:*Running around screaming*
*Later on during filming*
CameraMan:So Tao how are you feeling?
Tao:Like shit!!!!I want my Mama!!*Suddenly grabs the camera*
CameraMan:Hey Give me that!!!
Tao:Mama if your watching this please help!!!!There’s no Gucci or Wifi yet alone signal and I can’t get on my fucking phone!!And I’m pretty sure something’s crawling on my leg!!!*Looks down to see a Spider on his leg*