babysitting-that-vamp

Tips For Babysitting The Vamps:

1) Don’t give James cake bc he’ll talk about it all day long and eat about ten slices. Let him talk as much as he wants. He won’t bother you much though as long as you have either a PlayStation w/ COD or a cat/dog.

2) Tris is calm and is probably just gonna watch tv all day. Keep him away from Brad though and he’ll be nice and quiet. Also, don’t give him any type of energy drink or he’ll be bouncing off the walls.

3) Don’t give Con nuts bc he’ll die. All he needs is his laptop and wifi (and maybe a few drinks). He’ll mostly likely be playing video games with James. Also, make sure to give him Haribo (which Tris may try to steal).

4) DO give Brad another copy of “Twitter for Brummies” bc he’s seem to have lost the other copy. Don’t give him sugar. Don’t give him snacks. Don’t give him coffee. Make sure here’s plenty of room outside for him to run around. He doesn’t quite understand what “No” means. He may ask you a lot of questions but he’s always nice about it.

5) DO NOT LET THEM DANCE.

6) Your house will be noisy.

7) healthy food for James, pizza for the other three.

8) DO NOT GIVE CON NUTS!

9) HE WILL DIE ^^

10) DON’T LET CON DIE^^^


Lol have fun.

anonymous asked:

Someone mentioned role reversal where Yui is the vampire and they boys are human. She wouldn't get much chance being a vampire, because she'd be too busy babysitting their asses.

imagine: vamp queen yui and all the boys are her servants