Seokjin: what the hell? Namjoon: wasn’t it you who said we should watch our language around the kids, hyung? Seokjin: that was before I saw this. Besides, they’re sleeping. Yoongi: double standard, as usual. Seokjin: when did this happen? Hoseok: hyung, what are you talking about? Namjoon: I’m not even sure if he knows what he’s talking about. Yoongi: wouldn’t be the first time. Jimin: hey Hoseok: and look, Jimin wasn’t even sleeping. Jimin: hyungs, be quiet. Our babies are sleeping. Seokjin: OUR babies?? Namjoon: I don’t think you can count Taehyung as your baby, Jimin. Hoseok: since you’re the same age and all. But he can be our baby. Yoongi: you can have Jungkook, as usual. Namjoon: plus, they sleep like rocks. Hoseok: rocks don’t sleep, hyung. Jimin: come on, let’s go over there. Seokjin: Park Jimin. Jimin: …yes? Hoseok: hey, wait a minute now, don’t you go yelling at him. I don’t know what you’re mad about, but no yelling at Jimin. He’s our baby too. Jimin: I am NOT a baby. Yoongi: like hell you aren’t. Have you seen your face? It’s like, the cutest thing in existence. Jimin: … Namjoon: if Taehyung is still our baby, that technically makes you our baby too. Seokjin: Park Jimin. Hoseok: hyung, seriously. Seokjin: Park Jimin is MY baby. Namjoon: hey, you already have Jungkook. Hoseok: I thought Jungkook was everybody’s baby. Yoongi: Jungkook is totally Jimin’s baby. Namjoon: I don’t think Jungkook is the issue here. Jimin: I’m NOT a baby, so I can’t BE anybody’s baby. Taetae is a baby because he’s got a youthful and childish spirit and Jungkookie is a baby because he’s the baby. Yoongi: you and Tae are the same age, you know. Jimin: but I’m the oldest of the kids, so I’m not a baby. Namjoon: yeah, this is all really bad logic. Hoseok: well, what logic should we use? Namjoon: the logic that Jimin is the cutest thing in existence and is therefore totally a baby. Jimin: would you cut that out! What does being cute have to do with being a baby? I’m way more mature than the other two! Hoseok: aw, he’s so adorable when he’s angry. Seokjin: stop teasing my baby, I mean it. Namjoon: okay fine, you’re not a baby. I don’t care, as long as you remember you are, indeed, OURS. Yoongi: cheer up, Jiminnie, cute things get spoiled. Jimin: …you’re all rotten hyungs. Hoseok: he’s pouting! It’s so cute! You’re so cute, Jiminnie! Ouch! Seokjin: you’re making my baby mad. Jimin: hyung. I’M NOT A BABY. Jungkook: you’re all so loud. Hoseok: when did you wake up? Jimin: … Jungkook: does this mean I’m not Jin-hyung’s baby anymore? Jimin: … Seokjin: of course you’re my baby! Jungkook: and Taetae-hyung? Seokjin: you come first. Jungkook: great, now stop torturing Jimin-hyung. Jimin: … Hoseok: he’s so damn cute. Yoongi: I wanna nap too. Namjoon: I get the feeling that Jimin is Jungkook’s baby as much as it is the other way around. Seokjin: Park Jimin– Jimin: hyung, please shut up.
Jungkook: they finally went away. Now come cuddle me, Jimin-hyung. Jimin: fine, but I’m not your baby. Jungkook: yeah, whatever, shortie. Jimin: … Jungkook: hyung. Everybody knows I’m your baby, anyway. Now go to sleep.
I love you so much!!!! Like please marry me. You are just so adorable, and great, and you can always make me smile. Literally seeing your Tumblr tag in my notifications makes my face light up. Seeing you happy like this makes my entire week. I’m also really proud of you finally becoming a teenietot!!! I love you you super nova of cuteness!!!!!
OK GUYS TODAY I HAVE HIT MY 100TH FOLLOWER LIKE OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY AND PROUD THAT I HAVE HIT MY GOAL OF 100 IDK WHAT TO SAY BUT THANK YOU :’D UHM I’D LIKE TO THANK MY FRIENDS I MADE BECAUSE OF TUMBLR AND MY GIRLFRIEND