baby-things

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8:09pm

“Mi, i can’t believe you did this for me. it was so, so beautifully decorated, and the dinner was delicious…” she pauses and works up a quaint laugh at me, “especially considering the fact you used to live off tv dinners and could barely cook to save a life!” i smile sneeringly and we burst into laughter together.

“you’re right. i gotta say, i’m pretty impressed, too. but i’m more than happy you enjoyed it, baby. anything for you.” we both let some silence pass between us before i speak up again. i didn’t plan on saying this, but i felt like i had to. 

“Luna, baby, i know things have been hard for you lately or this past year honestly, but i just wanted to let you know that you are so strong… and to remind you that you are still here, breathing, living, laughing, and smiling despite all the things that happened to make you feel otherwise…” i sigh and before i can continue with more, Luna’s hand gravitates onto mine, and i see her beautiful lips form into her sweet and genuine smile that swooned me over the first time i saw her. “Mi, it’s okay. i’m okay. or i think, in time, i will be okay. but for now, let’s… let’s just unwind for the night. it’s been a long day, and this food baby gotta go somehow.” 

i raise my eyebrows, surprised and now dazzling in curiosity. i click my tongue and wink at her, “oh, okay, i see you baby. shall we?” i get up from the table and let out my hand for her to grab. she giggles and i could start to feel my skin getting hot. 

“we shall.” she says seductively.

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anonymous asked:

I mean we already knew Louis was probably there supporting or even helping his baby during the whole making the album thing BUT LOUIS WAS ACTUALLY THERE SUPPORTING HIS BABY DURING THE WHOLE THING

I HEARD THE AUDIO AS SOON AS I GOT HOME AND LITERALLY FELL ON THE FLOOR I AM DYING HERE THAT IS HIIIIIIIM

Shaving 101: ultimate guide for extra sensitive skin.

Ladies gather up. For years I’ve suffered from ultra sensitive skin especially around my bikini area and inner thighs. I know a lot of you deal with the same problems so I’m making a very extensive post about NATURAL and SKIN FRIENDLY ways to combat these issues as well as share my personal shaving routine.

Firstly let me clear this up: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, PUT ALCOHOL OR DEODORANT ON THESE SENSITIVE AREAS.

I’ve seen many posts online about girls that use alcohol as a toner, or apply cream deodorant and Nivea aftershave balm to prevent razor bumps. While these products will help alleviate the symptoms they will harm your skin in the long run. So stay away!

In my experience there are two types of problems:

Immediate: these appear during or directly after shaving. (Pain during shaving, cuts, irritation)

Post shave: these appear hours or days after shaving (irritation, bumps, ingrown hairs)

So let’s take it from the start.

Baths and soaks: now this is not a totally necessary step but soaking in warm water prior to shaving will help soften both the skin and the hair and provide a more pleasant experience.

Avoid using any body wash or bubble bath as it will disturb your ph levels and is especially unhealthy for your vagina.
Prefer ingredients like salts(detoxifies, provides minerals), baking soda(detoxifies), apple cider vinegar (balances ph), herbs & teas (soften skin, smooth, hydrate, calm and so on), milk (hydrates skin, mildly exfoliates, softens), honey (hydrates, softens)

Exfoliation: this is an essential step if you suffer from ingrown hair and additionally helps give a closer shave.

You have a few different options. You can either use a glove/loofah/mitt/sponge or a scrub

Again avoid commercial scrubs as the chemicals in them are extremely unnecessary and unhealthy for your skin. Invest in a quality natural product or create your own with ingredients you already have in your kitchen in the fraction of the time and cost.

A simple scrub recipe I enjoy:

Sugar (brown or white)
Oil (I use coconut but any oil will work)
Lemon juice
Lemon zest

Add the desired amount of sugar in a container or mixing bowl. Put in the zest. Slowly pour in the oil until all sugar granules are coated but not saturated in it. Finally add the lemon juice until you reach the desired consistency.

Both the lemon juice and lemon zest are completely optional. The juice helps lighten any marks while the zest gives a refreshing smell.
You can substitute cinnamon and vanilla extract for a sweet, more wintery smell or just leave it plain.

Use the sugar scrub around your kitty but be extremely cautious not to get it inside as it might cause imbalances and yeast infections.

Do not substitute salt for sugar as it’s too harsh and will sting during shaving.

DO NOT USE BABY OIL. I can’t even believe that this is a product intended for babies! The ingredients are disgusting and extremely harmful.

Here’s why:

“Traditional baby oil is typically mineral oil, a petroleum-based ingredient. Mineral oil coats the skin just like a plastic wrap and messes with your baby’s natural immune barrier. This inhibits the skin’s ability to breathe and compromises its capacity to release toxins.”

Keep it away from you and your coochie.

Shave: if you chose a scrub just rinse off the granules with lukewarm water but DO NOT wash off the oil. It will protect your skin from the blades and prevent burns, cuts, irritation and discomfort. If you are using an oil free option to exfoliate you will need to apply oil afterwards. (Again choose the oil that suits you best.)

Choose a men’s razor with four blades (My favorite is Gillette fusion pro glide) and change the blades often.

Typically the oil is more than enough. If though you have supah sensitive skin and especially if you are shaving for a second day in a row you might wanna try shaving UNDERWATER. Yes you read that right. This method saved me!! Just sit as comfortably as you can in the tub and submerge the parts you want to shave in the warm water WITH THE OIL ON and shave.

Aftercare: use a gentle body wash to remove the oil from your body and a feminine wash or plain water to rinse your kitty.

Use a clean towel and pat the shaved areas dry.

I use alcohol free witch hazel as a toner on the areas where I’m prone to breakouts and bumps to naturally and gently disinfect the skin and close the pores. You can also mix apple cider vinegar with water in a 1:3 ratio and use that instead.

As a second step I like to slather on some aloe Vera gel to hydrate and smooth the skin.

Once it’s soaked I top everything off with some natural aftershave balm (my favorite is the bulldog original aftershave balm, it’s super cheap and all natural)

The following days: you can apply some moisturizer or oil with a few drops of tea tree oil on the areas where you get razor bumps and post shave breakouts to eliminate them. I like to use Aloe Vera gel consistently to moisturize and smooth sensitive areas.

This is it ladies! I hope it’s helpful!!

Post about vagina care coming soon!! Follow @diamondbabes for more 😉

Intervention
  • Namjoon: You talk to him!
  • Seokjin: What?! No, you do!
  • Taehyung: What's going on? Why did you call for me?
  • Namjoon: Ummm...Taehyung, the staff said that you calling Jeongguk 'baby' might give people the wrong idea.
  • Seokjin: Yea, we'd appreciate it if you stop doing so.
  • Taehyung: Sure, that's fine. Oh, there's Jeongguk right now.
  • Jeongguk: Hey, hyung.
  • Taehyung: Hi, daddy.
  • Jeongguk:
  • Namjoon & Seokjin: [chokes on air]