foreverabrokenfighter  asked:

How would the UF and MT Sans react to their S/O coming home later than usual, carefully carrying a bundle of cloth, and smiles at him when they notice their Bonefriend, then pulls the cloth back to show them a tiny sleeping baby skeleton, and says, "I found them by the River and there wasn't anybody anywhere, I looked for HOURS, so I decided to keep them. Aren't they just completely adorable~?"

My first ask since I came back from haiatus, how exciting!!

UF!Sans- Oh. Oh no. No no no no what is that, that is a baby oh no no no. Needless to say he isn’t all for it. Remember, this is a world where Papyrus’ imposing spot in the royal guard is the only thing keeping him alive. Having a baby, a small innocent thing that can’t even fight for itself, is just asking for heartache and disaster… but it’s not like he can just tell you to put it back. Reluctantly, he agrees to house the kid until you find a mom for them, making sure they stay inside and away from windows and open doors. He is just a mess of anxiety and fear.

MT!Sans- He’s definitely more relaxed about it than Red. Given the mob is basically family, he isn’t to worried bout the safety of the kid. So he happily suggests you both raise the kid together. The members of the mob work together to spoil the kid rotten, but Stripes will step in if he feels it’s needed. He feels bad every time he has to leave you and the is for work, but he makes up for it by being an extremely good dad while he works. Even after the worst of days, coming home and having that little bundle of bones running to him makes him smile.

Remember those bare root strawberries I potted up in March? Here’s what the baskets look like now! The runners are almost as tall as me. We have about a dozen just like this and I had to take one home, mostly because I’m a sucker for propagation and there are so many babies on these things….but also because I’m sentimental about having grown them from tiny dormant nibblets into this giant monstrosity.

  • Namjoon: You talk to him!
  • Seokjin: What?! No, you do!
  • Taehyung: What's going on? Why did you call for me?
  • Namjoon: Ummm...Taehyung, the staff said that you calling Jeongguk 'baby' might give people the wrong idea.
  • Seokjin: Yea, we'd appreciate it if you stop doing so.
  • Taehyung: Sure, that's fine. Oh, there's Jeongguk right now.
  • Jeongguk: Hey, hyung.
  • Taehyung: Hi, daddy.
  • Jeongguk:
  • Namjoon & Seokjin: [chokes on air]

Tigger Baby Things!

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Nick Harris: 
“Somebody asked me the other day - they were doing a feature on him - ‘is he actively involved in these moto2 and moto3 teams?’ they asked me, thinking that he just put his name to it. I said yeah he’s involved, he rides every single day with them at his Ranch, he’s - well there he is - he’s absolutely their mentor in every single way.” (Qatar)