baby-stump

Reasons why Phil can't be turning 30

1. He doesn’t swear in his videos
2. He talks about Santa bringing his presents
3. He still sneaks cereal and sweets behind Dan’s back
4. He’s completely innocent to internet slang
5. He hasn’t married Dan yet
6. He’s a smol angel bean

Feel free to add more, there’s plenty of reasons.

So I brought Golden into my piano lesson because i wanted to learn it and my piano teacher just casually remarked “Oh I used to teach one of those boys” turns out he had Pete Wentz in his music theory class in college i don’t know what to do with this information im so

PATRICK STUMP IS HAVING BABY NUMBER 2!!!

So as a couple of you may know, or not know, Patrick Stump went to my high school, class of 2002. My brother is graduating today (congrats William!) and Patrick was supposed to be a guest speaker and win an alumni award. HOWEVER, he couldn’t make it because HIS WIFE IS VERY CLOSE TO HAVING BABY NUMBER 2, AND HE WAS AFRAID TO LEAVE HER!!! My video of the speech he sent in on video is coming!!

Y'all.

What if Patrick goes to the LEGO Batman premiere?

What if he wears a tux??

What if there are…PICTURES??????

What if he brings Declan????

What if he brings…ELISA??????????

What if Elisa is wearing a dress??????

WHAT IF HE DOESN’T SHOW UP BECAUSE HE’S PATRICK STUMP AND PATRICK STUMPS DON’T SHOW THEIR FACES TO SOCIETY MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA????????

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