tfc characters as parks & rec quotes
  • Kevin: But then I remembered alcohol existed.
  • Jean: Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.
  • Jeremy: I think you've got several options. They're all terrible... but you have them.
  • Dan: Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.
  • Matt: Oh, Neil. You beautiful, naive, sophisticated new born baby.
  • Aaron: Nicky, could you please shut up? I can't hear myself not talking to Andrew.
  • Neil: It's fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.
  • Andrew: My instinct is to be mean to you.
  • Renee: I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
  • Seth: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
  • Nicky: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how fun gay Halloween parties are?
  • Allison: Then I'm sure he's not cheating on you. But if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
  • Wymack: The thing about youth culture, is, I don't understand it.
[COMPILATION] Jungkook’s recommended/covered/lip-synced songs

Full Covers:

  • Working by Jungkook - Original : Yanghwa Bridge by Zion T (Jungkook altered the lyrics of the first verse to match it with his life.)
  • Sofa by Jungkook - Original by: Crush
  • Like A Star by RM ft. Jungkook - Original by Corrine Bailey Rae
  • Waterfalls by RM ft. Jungkook - Original by Junggigo
  • Beautiful by J-Hope, Jimin, V and Jungkook - Original by Mariah Carey ft Miguel
  • Born Singer by BTS - Original : Born Sinner by J.Cole
  • Graduation Song by J-Hope, Jimin and Jungkook - Original: Young, Wild and Free by Wiz Khalifa
  • Too Much by RM ft. Jungkook - Original by Drake
  • You’re My by Jin, Jimin, V and Jungkook - Original by Taeyang of Big Bang
  • I Need a Girl by BTS - Original by Taeyang of Big Bang
  • This Love + T.O.P by BTS - Original by Shinhwa
  • A Typical Trainees’ Christmas by BTS - Original sound : Last Christmas
  • Christmas Day by Jimin and Jungkook - Original sound : Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

Snippets / Short Covers:

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Compilation by fy-taekook 


The reason that Nicky didn’t take Lorna with her into the secret room is because SWAT was extremely aggressive, and violent. Nicky didn’t want Lorna to get hurt and jeopardize the safety of Lorna and her baby. Nicky wanted to take Lorna with her, and Lorna wanted to go, but Nicky knew that she would have to give her up, and have her surrender, to keep her safe. She put her safety before her needs. Anyone who says Nicky will ever get over this women has not been watching the same show. 

Alternate Ending for TFC

Just me being overdramatic about Moriyama’s business:

  • Ok so when Ichirou said to Neil that a man’s name earned weight from the blood he has spilled for his family? Well, an unknown Wesninski is not enough.
  • He has to prove it. He has to spill blood in his name.
  • If Neil was SO worried about Riko being out of control, why don’t stopping him himself?
  • So he let him go back to the last game with a clear deal: if the Ravens wins, Neil will be executed, as he was indeed wrong about Riko.
  • But if the Foxes win, Neill will have to execute Riko and clean up his mess. He will be the person who cut losses everywhere, he will have to make dissappear people from Carolina to South Carolina. Cops, doctors, moles.
  • Neil thinks about Proust.
  • And when Nathaniel Wesninski has done with this, then he will be free to be Neil Josten. Not a minute before. 

  • So the Foxes wins. Neil confess about his duty with Ichirou, and disappears.
  • For two long years.

  • Last game of the season and it’s a victory. The foxes (all of them) go to celebrate it, as it’s the last year for some of them.
  • Andrew is at the end of the bar, apart from them, drinking quietly.
  • And then his phone rings.
  • And he knows, he knows, because even if he changed his device long ago, he had settled a song just for this day, just for this number, and it’s been two years and…
  • He doesn’t say anything when he picks up the phone.
  • “Come and get me from the airport”
  • Andrew hangs up.

  • When he’s passing by the foxes, they all look at him.
  • “Hey! Where are you going??????”, Nicky my baby he’s so confused.
  • He just answers with “this fucker”
  • Matt is the first one to get it and he lOSES HIS SHIT
  • It ends up in a chain reaction where everyone is screaming and crying in joy
  • But Andrew is now long gone.
(I wrote a fic!


It’s an experiment in limitations, unofficially titled how drunk is too drunk for a person who doesn’t do the drunk thing. The mistake had been in thinking that a few extra drinks would do nothing more than loosen a few of Neil’s strings. Andrew had forgotten to consider the unfortunate side effect, that alcohol amplifies natural tendencies, and so as soon as Neil hits one too many, he takes the opportunity to thoroughly roast all of his teammates (with the exception of Andrew, who spends the evening braced for it anyway).

The non-monsters plus Nicky (and baby Foxes, whose existence Andrew ignores on principal) only egg him on, while Neil remains oblivious to the fact that they’re exceedingly entertained and not mortally wounded, like he intends. It’s a mess that Andrew watches silently from the kitchen, carefully nursing his own drink, while making sure Neil doesn’t do or say anything irreversibly stupid, or there would be additional messes for Andrew to clean in the morning.

It’s all well and good, fun and games, no one quite loses an eye, but Neil trips over a chair leg on his merry way to assault Kevin and goes sprawling on the carpet instead, amid a laughing (but concerned) chorus of fellow drunkards.



Neil rolls onto his back and claps a hand to his forehead, even though it was not his head that he hit, but most everything else.

Relinquishing the stormy hold he has on the empty kitchen, Andrew crosses the living room to loom over Neil, unimpressed and ignoring the triumphant cheers and disappointed groans as money exchanges hands behind them. (The game: how badly will Neil’s first drunken adventure end? Provide examples. Nicky whines, “Twenty bucks on Kevin bitch slapping him. So close. Damn chair. You rigged it, Allison, you put that there.” She did not.)

Neil looks up at him through his fingers and with unfocused eyes, but he smiles brilliantly. Andrew considers wiping it off of his face with his foot, but then Neil says, practically sings, “Andrew.”

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I can picture Alex and Piper’s wedding so clearly though. Red just sat there with a shit-eating grin on her face when ever anyone compliments the wedding cake/food on the buffet. Gina literally demanding to be the DJ. Lorna trying to give Piper tips on how to “properly” walk down the isle. Boo and Tiffany raiding all the refreshments. Yoda just analyzing all their gifts and what they mean spiritually. Everyone cooing over Lorna’s baby. Nicky and Boo furiously debating over who gets to wear the bridesmaid’s pantsuit. Alex low key cringing at everyone’s dance moves on the dance floor. Nicky making MILF gestures towards Lorna every so often. Probably a food fight. Can I just have this?

nichorello future? and more...

i have so many theories about this couple it is ridiculous. let’s point out some obvious facts tho.
1. lorna loves nicky (denial…sort of?) she will come to her senses as i will explain later on.
2. nicky loves lorna. obviously.
3. lorna needs nicky (again, she will find this out)
4. nicky needs lorna (to help stay sober)

i think nicky will be perfectly fine, maybe a few cuts and scraps, but she will survive. i mean why bring her back if the writers were just going to make her character miserable and then kill her off? it wouldn’t make sense. i mean maybe if the character was hated, but nicky isn’t all.

on the other hand, lorna. honestly, i don’t know. i feel like IF they get separated for a few episodes (maybe the first 4-6) , lorna is going to come to many realizations. the first one, obviously, needing nicky. second, receiving psychiatric help. i have a weird feeling that lorna is going to find out that nicky called vinnie and it’s going to change a lot for her. when she was outside before the separation into different buses, she thought that he just came back…from his own free will. if she finds out that nicky called him and basically convinced him to come back, well….nicky 1, vinnie 0.

i feel like there are so many possibilities when discussing lorna’s pregnancy.
1. lorna will lose the baby. there are two ways this could go down. one: miscarriage. two: somebody hurts her. both of these could cause lorna and vinnie’s fake and fucked marriage to collapse. why? because now vinnie doesn’t have the responsibility and might not want to be around anymore.
2. lorna doesn’t lose the baby. when nicky and lorna reunite (which they probably will, i mean, the
show wants to keep the audience captured…but also have an audience. killing nichorello would be a dumb decision that would affect their ratings. anyways, when they reunite, nicky will help with the baby. of course, this would lead to bonding time and change Lorna’s feelings.
3. i would LOVE to see a lesbian and a bisexual raising a baby. it hasn’t happened yet on the show with the last two pregnancies and i think it would add a little positive spark to the show…because it was lacking this season. we all know how oitnb loves to make points…so what about two people of the same sex raising a baby?

i wanted to also address vinnie. he is not able to take care of lorna nor the baby. hell, he can’t even take care of himself. he is what? 35 and shares a room with this brother at his parents house. and we are suppose to think they he can take care of a child for a full year? come on now. secondly, vinnie doesn’t really know lorna. i mean he hasn’t been with her and talked to her for more than a few hours at visitation. he hasn’t witnessed her outbursts in person. third, he ran away with the thought of having a child. not a good sign. it took him a phone call to convince him to come back, but i doubt it will be forever. vinnie isn’t going to last long. might be gone by the end of this season or next. i said this before. vinnie is the new larry. just a bump in the road.

i doubt that the entire season 6 will be shot from different prisons. the audience loves their ships, scenes from their ships, and everything the comes with that. if you separate all 3 of the main ships: vauseman, nichorello, and flaritza, for the entire season, its not gonna go well. people will be upset. fans will be upset. and i believe the writers know this.

i wanted to address something that a friend and i were thinking and talking about. i think there is more than one reason why nicky wanted lorna to not go with them. the obvious reason being that she wanted her and the baby to be safe. but i think there is another one. we witnessed flaritza holding hands and being close, yet got separated. do we honestly think that if lorna was with nicky down in the pool that they wouldn’t be holding hands and standin next to each other? maybe it means that they will end up in the same prison…who knows tho. just an idea to dwell over.
of course if they end up in the same prison, i still think lorna will come to the conclusion that she loves nicky, but it would take longer. we saw it in the hug. we saw it when she asked nicky to stay the 5 extra minutes. we know.

now a list of randomness.
1. i saw a comment that said if they killed poussey and soso’s relationship, they can do anything. i think there was a reason behind why they specifically were ruined. of course it was to make a point of #blacklivesmatter and the fucked up system we have in place. another point is that soso and poussey didn’t have a history together. they just got together and never experienced more time together. so if the writers were to create some drama and ruin a couple to create a point while simultaneously still having an audience, of course you would ruin a new relationship.
2. i feel like caputo is going to play a huge role in the first few episodes of season 6. i think he is going to really try and get the points that taystee and the rest were trying to get across. i think they are playing on the current political concept of the resistance and having people in power help out the ones who don’t necessarily have a voice. (caputo had power…inmates don’t).
3. litchfield will still be a main filming location. they aren’t just going to demolish it. it is still functional. the guards were just fucked. (might have to baby trap the prison tho because of frieda’s little hideout).
4. there is going to be vauseman issues. probably going to be separated. who knows with those two tbh.

in the end, when lorna is looking back, i think it actually hit her that she got what she so called wanted. a husband that says they will be there for her, but now she lost nicky. this is going to help her make her decision easier…i think.

to fully end it lol….lorna is in love with nicky, but not the idea of being with a woman…yet.
lorna is in love with the idea of being with an italian man and having a baby, but she isn’t in love with vinnie.
nicky loves lorna. plain and simple.
in the end, love will find a way. it may take a couple of seasons, but i believe nichorello is endgame.

I raise you: Nicky and Allison as BFF’s.

  • like, we all know Neil dresses like shit
  • (still love you, baby)
  • so ofc Nicky and Allison have to do sth against that walking disaster of fashion
  • soon they begin to pick outfits together
  • then they proceed to take Neil with them, letting (forcing) him to try on their clothes of choice and then give thumbs up/down
  • one day Nicky comes up with the clever idea of rating his outfits with signs from 1 to 5
  • one time they take Andrew with them and as Nicky offers him the signs, he just breaks them
  • Andrew never goes shopping with them again
  • but also
  • Allison giving him make-up tips?
  • teaching him how to perfect wing an eyeliner
  • they paint each other’s nails all the time tbh
  • and after some time Allison even trusts him with her hair
  • (which is a BIG thing, trust me)
  • every time Nicky opens his mouth, she senses when he’s about to say sth stupid and puts her hand on his mouth
  • or hits him on the back of his head
  • seriously
  • she can sense that shit from miles away
  • Nicky is pouting 25/8 about it
  • and he helps her (tries to help her) to be more sensitive
  • doesn’t work, tho, but she appreciates his efforts
  • one day he rips a hole in his favourite jeans and is so Sad™
  • luckily, Allison can sew
  • secretely she steals the jeans and brings them back whole after the weekend
  • Nicky is crying and hugs her
  • she just rolls her eyes, but pats his back
  • but then, he is Nicky, right?
  • he begins to tell her what she could design
  • “How about a jeans with a “gay” on the ass?”
  •  “Nicky -”
  •  “In fat pink glitter letters!”
  •  “NICKY!”
  •  “Oh, and it blinks whenever I wiggle my ass!”
  • Nicky is not allowed to design sth again
  • rip
  • but also
  • Allison becomes fiercely protective of him bc he’s just,,, such an idiot?
  • one time they are out in a bar and Nicky wears a “Pride to not be straight” shirt
  • as the foxes go outside, some guy begins to insult him
  • before one of them can even blink, Allison stands right before that guy
  • and smiles at him and asks: “Hey, who are you?”
  • the guy smiles back while the foxes stare in horror/confusion
  • is she really flirting with him???
  • “Jake”
  • she kicks him in the balls and bows down to his ear before saying: “Well, you’re an asshole, Jake. Fuck you.”
  • before walking back to the foxes with head held high, hooking her arm with Nicky’s and going away
  • seriously
  • just
  • Nicky and Allison being buddies