baby you're such an idiot

  • Normani: [picks up phone] Hello?
  • Camila: Mani, The Chick got out, and I don't know... do I put seed on the floor, make cheeping sounds or walk around like a chicken like I'm her mother?
  • Normani: Who is this?
  • Camila: What do you mean who is this? It's Camila. Who else would call you looking for her baby chicken?
  • Normani: You're right, I'm the idiot here. Go on.
  • Beca: [picks up phone] Hello?
  • Flo: beca, The Chick got out, and I don't know... do I put seed on the floor, make cheeping sounds or walk around like a chicken like I'm her mother?
  • Beca: Who is this?
  • Flo: What do you mean who is this? It's flo. Who else would call you looking for her baby chicken?
  • Beca: You're right, I'm the idiot here. Go on.

“PEOPLE CAN ONLY TRULY BE SAVED BY OTHER PEOPLE”

HELP I THINK I’M HURTING MYSELF???

Yato is letting Hiyori go?? This can’t be happening?? HELP? Look at his face. HE LOVES HIYORI SO MUCH.

  • Lucy: (picks up phone) Hello?
  • Natsu: Lucy, Stella got out, and I don't know... do I put seed on the floor, make cheeping sounds or walk around like a chicken like I'm her mother?
  • Lucy: Who is this?
  • Natsu: What do you mean who is this? It's Natsu. Who else would call you looking for his baby chicken?
  • Lucy: you're right I'm the idiot here. Go on.
  • Laslow: Besides, I don't know where you'd start with a false name and fake appearance.
  • Xander: What?
  • Laslow: ...
  • Xander: Laslow...Are you...
  • Laslow: ...
  • Laslow: Just kidding! I got you, didn't I?
  • INIGO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? SEVERA IS GOING TO MURDER YOU!
7

“I see swimming pools and living rooms and aeroplanes
I see a little house on the hill and childrens’ names
I see quiet nights poured over ice and tanqueray
But everything is shattering and it’s my mistake

Only fools fall for you, only fools
Only fools do what I do, only fools fall
Only fools fall for you”

fools by troye sivan

  • Baby Watson: *curious* Uncle Sherrrlock?
  • Sherlock: *in the kitchen* Mmmm?
  • Baby Watson: Do you love Aunt Molly?
  • Sherlock: *making tea; sighs* No. Tea?
  • Baby Watson: But she's going on a date-
  • Sherlock: *opens the fridge* -with Jeremy, yes. Pancakes?
  • Baby Watson: *confused* But Mummy said that you told her-
  • Sherlock: *rummaging in cupboards* I was drunk. Rice? Coffee? Cereal?
  • Baby Watson: *proud* My Daddy thinks-
  • Sherlock: *mutters* Yes, that's his problem.
  • Baby Watson: *folds her arms* You're an idiot.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *glances at her over his shoulder; smiles* Bart's?
  • Baby Watson: *rolls her eyes* Yes, of course. C'mon *grabs his hand and pulls him out of the flat*
  • Sherlock: When you tell your parents, it was my idea.
  • Baby Watson: *giggles* Okay, Uncle Sherlock.

anonymous asked:

You're mad cause people aren't making fun of a baby

you idiot when blue ivy had her hair out everyone was making fun of her calling it dirty and unkempt and north (whos mixed) everyone is like “wow how cute!”

The Signs & How I Know Them
  • Aries: HOT HEAD, super stubborn, lmao kinda fake and super proud BUT is a sweetie if you idolize them and don't annoy them.
  • Taurus: all around cutie oh my gOD, super wise, old soul, constantly searching for new information but has a big mouth and doesn't rlly know how to control what they say.
  • Gemini: hot headed and rlly two faced, SUPER FUNNY THO, you'll never have a dull moment with them, kinda annoying but would do whatever for their loved ones.
  • Cancer: awe awe awe lil baby sweetie cutie pie, rlly fun to be around but kinda boring if they don't know you and if they don't trust you yet, super timid and doesn't open up well, kinda moody but all in all super dope.
  • Leo: oh my my, you my friend are one hot human being, super alluring, kinda dumb but awesome, super smart and most likely popular.
  • Virgo: CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED don't fuck with these fuckers they will kill you and fuck up your life, kinda fake and sorta bitchy but gets shit done and is organized, super funny bUT BEWARE.
  • Libra: aren't you a pretty pretty princess, super kind and caring, easily influenced, "runs with the crowd" kinda person, absolutely adorable, makes a wonderful friend but be careful, they cry easily and will stab you and cry into your wounds.
  • Scorpio: FAKE ASS HOE BITCH WE GOT HERE but super dope, really self involved, cares super deeply so don't fuck that up, will always be there for you but doesn't show it well but don't worry, they are there.
  • Sagittarius: awe lil bb flower we got here, SUPER FUCKING ADVENTUROUS, great friend, will always be there for you but kinda doesn't give 2 fucks about the world, kinda lazy and expects people to come to them but dear lord are they hot and you will go to them but be gentle they'll rip your heat out of your chest and step on it if you cross them.
  • Capricorn: stick in the mud if it comes to anything rebellious, will literally talk to anyone and make the stupidest comments to them, super loyal to their loved ones, badass bitch, literally gives no fucks and is blindly confident.
  • Aquarius: awe baby you think you're so deep but you look like a fucking idiot trying to be deep, super nice, kinda intimidating, SUPER FREAKING AWKWARD, rlly charming and knows what to say to make you fall in love (aka a fuckboy) BE CAREFUL LADIES.
  • Pisces: SUPER GENTLE, rlly emotional and cries if you say something a lil off to them if they love you, rlly charming but talks about themselfs 24/7, REALLY SMART OMG, super witty and kinda hot.