baby you're not the only one~

what ur favorite song on melodrama says about u
  • green light: lowkey basic. you probably missed lorde a Lot & listened to pure heroine on repeat while she was on hiatus
  • sober: you've done wild shit like chug 2 whole bottles of vodka or snorted coke off someone's bare back or smth. or maybe you just dream of doing wild shit, i won't judge
  • homemade dynamite: you probably dance crazily when you think no ones watching & watch live videos of lorde in concert on repeat
  • the louvre: you're obsessed with the idea of love & probably watch too many romcoms & think a museum date is the height of romance
  • liability: someone broke your heart or you only like this song bc it's gay. either way do u want to talk abt it
  • hard feelings/loveless: an idealist, you've made one of those playlists to ask someone out with song titles, or at least considered it. also you hate baby boomers
  • sober ii/melodrama: you're a hardcore lorde fan & probably cry anytime she does anything. you might be the one who found the onion ring acc??
  • writer in the dark: hella badass & you might actually be a witch?? you prob also like this song bc of her high notes. me too buddy.
  • supercut: you get high on nostalgia & cried after listening to the album for the first time
  • liability reprise: you listen to sad songs & watch sad movies when you're sad & it just makes you sadder
  • perfect places: you probably hoard polaroids & ticket stubs & pressed flowers & memories. you live the aesthetic lyfe™ we all hope to achieve
4

Bubbled AU: In which the Crystal Gems rescue Steven and Eyeball from the vastness of outer space just before Eyeball could stab Steven. Garnet see this, unfuses, and Ruby proceeds to beat the ever-living daylights out of Eyeball while everyone else watches.

Oh, and the Ruby Squad were saved!

  • Pete: You're in a room with the emoji movie and baby boss. You have a gun with only one bullet. Who do you kill?
  • Patrick: I'll choke them both in rage then shoot myself.
  • Dallon: Line them up. Two birds with one stone.
  • Frank: Can I shoot one and pistol whip the other to death? Or maybe I'll kick Boss Baby.
  • Andy: The gun.
  • Brendon: yOU FOOL BULLETS CANT KILL THEM
  • Joe: Third option, make an animated gun movie. Or Despicable Me 3.
  • Mikey: It doesn't matter because I miss.
  • Ray: Watch both because they're good movies and nobody has to die.
  • Ryan: The ghost of the Bee Movie
  • Gerard: God himself
Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.9
  • Lucy: Are you calling me fat?
  • Natsu: What!? Of course not baby! Im just saying you're bigger than most!
  • Lucy: ....
  • ____
  • * So Wendy Had To Ask Out Levy For Gajeel*
  • Wendy: Hey Levy!
  • Levy: Hey Wendy!
  • Wendy: *stands up tall* Umm.. *clears throat and reads smudged writing on her hands while giving Levy some flowers*
  • Will you Levy, like to go on and?mate? with me? - Love Gajeel.
  • Levy: o.o
  • ____
  • Gray: *muffled* LOSERS SAYS WHAT.
  • *Silence*
  • Gajeel: you're the only one who said
  • it
  • ___
  • Natsu: Do you think if I put my foot underneath a slow moving car it would still hurt?
  • Gray: Okay man, we love you but that's the most stupidest question you've ever asked.
  • ___
  • *At The Waterpark, it's a slide where you get dropped down*
  • *Announcer* 5
  • Gajeel: im regreting this
  • *4*
  • Natsu: Um no..*looks down at platform which shows a drop * oh hell no.
  • *3*
  • Gray: AHAHAHAHAHAHA *nearly crying*
  • *2*
  • Erza: So this justs drops us down or?
  • *1*
  • Wendy: AHAHA I AM RE-- *platform opens* NO I WAS NOT READY!!
  • Gray: NO NO NO NO N O NO *platform opens* WHAT THE FUCCKKK
  • Natsu: *has been screaming before the platform opened*
  • Gajeel: I bet it's not even that ba-- *screams*
  • Erza: *literally the only one cheering*
  • ___
  • Lucy: Natsu look!! Lets go in the tidal wave pool!
  • Natsu: nO.
  • Lucy: but it's just like the beach.
  • Natsu: No.
  • Lucy: *drags him inside*
  • ___
  • Juvia: make sure you put on sunscreen Gray.
  • Gray: Pfft what am i? 12?
  • Juvia: Probably.
  • *Few hours later*
  • Erza: Hey we're back how
  • Was the ri--- *sees a sunburned Gray* *bursts out laughing*
  • Gray: i look like a freaking heavy built strawberry.
  • Wendy: okay whatever helps you sleep at night.
  • Gajeel: *pats his back* it's okay it'll be oka--
  • Gray: *shriekS*
  • ___
  • Natsu: Wendy nO.
  • Wendy: but you literally just sit down and the river takes you around the park.
  • Natsu: THAT'S TERRIFYING.
  • Wendy: you move at only 3 miles per hour!!
  • Natsu: Slow Painful Death. No thanks.
  • Wendy: ITS CALLED THE LAZY RIVER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
  • ___
  • *Squishy Noises*
  • Gray: what is th--*looks At Gajeel wearing socks*
  • Natsu: are you wearing...
  • Gajeel: Socks? Yes.
  • Wendy: why...
  • Gajeel: why not?
  • Gray: WHO WEARS SOCKS TO A WATERPARK?
  • Natsu: and they're wet that triggers me.
  • ___
  • Levy: Gajeel just take the socks off.
  • Gajeel: No.
  • Levy: you've been disowned by your family.
  • Gajeel: and?
  • Levy: ....
  • ___
  • Gray: Im hungry..
  • Erza: Hi Hungry im Erza
  • Natsu: No pls not the dad/mom jokes.
  • ___
  • Erza: do i know you?
  • Bisca: Maybe?
  • Erza: ive seen you somewhere and i know it.
  • Bisca: erza im your cousin. ._.
  • Erza: no thats not it...wait are you that girl from the strip club?
  • Wendy: WAIT WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT A STRIP CLUB?
  • Erza: ...>.> what were YOU doing at a strip club?
  • Wendy: what
  • Erza: what.
  • Bisca: what...
  • ____
  • PT. 10 GUYS?
  • <strike> Natsu tried burning Gajeel's socks when we got home but got in trouble for burning the curtains </strike>
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #19
  • Dan: *walks into something and trips*
  • Phil: baby can't you see
  • Dan:
  • Phil: yoU'Re fALLinG
You're Not the Only One On Your Lunch. Enjoy Linkin Park.

So, this happened actually yesterday. I work at a call center with 800 or so employees and a bunch of different departments! We have a lounge and also a lunch room, and the lunch room is where this happens.

There’s a woman that comes into the lunch room every day to Skype with her baby. Only problem is. She talks so freaking loud that I can have my headphones full blast and still hear her. She sings Sesame Street and Elmo songs and it gets annoying after awhile. So, I wasn’t in the best mood yesterday because I didn’t sleep well. I’m eating my lunch and here comes Miss Elmo’s World with her friend. (She is EW)

EW: “Wanna Skype with my baby?” Oh, hell no. Friend: “Aw I love babies sure!” Kill me. EW: “OMGEEEEE. HIIIIIIII. ARE YOU WITH DADDY?! AWWW. YOU’RE SO CUTE. AWWWW!” I understand it, babies are cute but this is nuts. I turn to her and say: “excuse me? Can you please keep it down a little?” Elmo’s World then retorts: “haha, no. I’m speaking with my baby. I can be as loud as I want. I’m not hurting anything.” So that’s how you wanna play? Fine.

Now, I am a fan of bands like Linkin Park, Papa Roach and Three Days Grace, so I turned on a song (which was Linkin Park) and cranked it full blast with no headphones in. Elmo’s World turns to me and says: “Turn that off! It’s loud and giving me a headache!” Oh really? I then say: “Oh, I would, but it can be as loud as I want it to be. It’s not hurting anything.” EW: “It’s hurting me.” Me: “You can leave. I politely asked for you to stop screaming at your child who is probably gonna have ear issues by the time he or she turns 10. If it’s bothering you, leave.”

She rolled her eyes, walked away and scoffed. I put my headphones back in when she left. That’s what you get for being a bitch!

Reblog if you're a studyblr

Looking for more blogs to follow and I can never seem to find any by searching on my own. I’m hoping this will make its round so not only I can find some good new blogs to follow but other people can, too!

PLEASE reblog if you’re a studyblr, even (especially) if you’re a new baby one, I’d love to support you on your journey!

anonymous asked:

Hi! I don't know whether you're still doing Twitter AU and if you're okay with mpreg or not. But I'd like one with Yuuri pregnant and Victor announced it to the world and the whole world explode. Only if you're okay with the theme (^_<)〜☆

BABY

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
GUESS WHO IS EXPECTING!!!
(Photo attached of Victor cuddling Yuuri’s plump and slightly swollen belly)

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
OMG SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! @v-nikiforov @yuurikatsuki

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
I better be the godfather #FutureSkatingPrince

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
Excuse you @phichit+chu, but I will be the godfather #FutureSkatingPrince

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
Wow! Congrats guys #FutureSkatingPrince

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
When’s the baby due? #FutureSkatingPrince

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
About eight months!!! #FutureSkatingPrince

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15
WHAAAAAAA!!!! No, you can’t be pregnant before me! @v-nikiforov

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
@+Leodela+
#FutureSkatingPrince

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
No @+guanghongji+

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
Buuuuuuuuut @+Leodela+

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
You aren’t even eighteen yet, we are not having a baby @+guanghongji+

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
@mickey-crispino
BABY!!!!

Michele Crispino @mickey-crispino
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!? @yuurikatsuki IS MALE, HE CAN’T GET PREGNANT

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
BABY!!! A BABY @mickey-crispino

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
Actually, @mickey-crispino has a point #FutureSkatingPrince

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe 
Don’t question it, just nod your head #FutureSkatingPrince

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HUSBAND AND BABY @mickey-crispino @christophe-gc #FutureSkatingPrince

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
Why is your /fiancé/ skating with a baby then? @v-nikiforov

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
OMG!!!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!! @yuurikatsuki YOU CAN’T SKATE ANYMORE!!! THINK OF THE BABY!!!

Otabek Altin @otabek-altin
Congrats #FutureSkatingPrince

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
OH MY GOD!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ALL!!!

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
@yuurikatsuki
ISN’T PREGNANT

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
IT’S A BLOODY FOOD BABY!!! #FutureSkatingPrince
(Photo attached of Victor and Yuuri cuddling together with a table full of empty plates in front of them)

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
FOOD BABY #FutureSkatingPrince

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
@yuurikatsuki
IS ALSO MALE AND CAN NOT HAVE CHILDREN, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ALL JUST ACCEPTED IT

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
It is @v-nikiforov. It is easier to just nod your head @yuri-plisetsky

Michele Crispino @mickey-crispino
SEE!!! IT WAS A LIE @emil_Nekola

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
BABY!!! @mickey-crispino

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
I think your bf wants a baby @mickey-crispino

Twitter War AU

AO3 Twitter War

accurate hunchback cast album song titles
  • 01: Shortest Eargasm
  • 02: Plot-Fucking-Twist
  • 03: In Which Quasimodo Is a Disney Princess
  • 04: Party :D
  • 05: You Know You're Fucked When The Comic Relief is Crying
  • 06: Literally Tempting Fate Here
  • 07: Party D:
  • 08: Grounded 4 Fucking Life (ft. Chills About Lights)
  • 09: Good Point™
  • 10: Theme Song For When Ur OTP Only Has One Scene Together
  • 11: So Frollo Is A Voyeur Too Nice
  • 12: Reading Too Much Into It
  • 13: Reading Too Much Into It (Fuckboy Remix)
  • 14: Nobody In This Play Knows How To Handle A Fucking Boner
  • 15: Long Eargasm You Wished You Could Sing Along To
  • 16: Yes Bring Esmeralda To Frollo's Church What Could Possibly Go Wrong
  • 17: Clopin Holy Shit
  • 18: Omg Phoesme Duet Yes (Oh Quasi Baby No)
  • 19: You Get An Execution! And You Get an Execution! Everybody Gets An Execution!
  • 20: I'm Not Crying You're Crying
  • 21: Wait For It
  • 22: Why The Fuck U Lyyyyin'
  • 23: The Most Intense 13 Minutes of Anything, Ever
10

Puck Personality @ Sidney Crosby

  • Yoshi: So YOU'RE the coward who's been sending nasty emails about the Crystal Star!
  • Rawk Hawk: Crystal Star?🤔 The only star here is me 😂 I go in full force 💯 grind all the time 💪 I'm a team of one chasing the dream 💭✊🏽 And as far as being "crystal" 🙄 I'm rock solid, baby ‼️ I worked hard to get where I am today 👀 and I ain't done yet 😈 Get ready to feel the Rawk!
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maidragon Episode 4

TL;DR: I’M CRYING KANNA IS SO SWEET AND PRECIOUS.

So baby dragon gotta get supplies for school. Dragon mommy and baby dragon do their usual shit, playing with literally everything.

They have their fun.

And baby dragon Kanna finds this little backpack charm and she just loves it and thinks it’s so rad.

But then her one backpack alone is like 38000 yen, which is like 350+ American dollars, but her thing is only 500 yen. And Kanna’s pink human mommy is like “wow that’s mad expensive, hold on lemme get my card.” Kanna thinks she’s putting financial strain on human mommy because of how expensive her supplies are, so she puts her 500 yen charm back on the rack.

WHICH PINK MOMMY NOTICES.

AND WHEN THEY’RE AT THEIR LAST SHOPPING STOP, SHE JUST LOOKS AT HER MOMMY SO SWEETLY.

She’s concerned and is so shook about life she needs to hold her mommy’s hand.

And to top it all off, she even tries to find ways to give back to her mommy.

She’s such a sweet little dragon bean, that pink mommy is just like, no, my little girl deserves at least this tiny little trinket.

And baby dragon is about to cry, like maybe she feels she doesn’t deserve it, but human mommy just loves her so much it hurts, and baby, in turn, loves human mommy so much it hurts.

Maybe I’m reading into this a bit much, and while I could do that, I could also just as easily read between these lines with a fuck you because I’m crying, this is like the total opposite of a tragic heartbreak and I’m not-so-low-key sobbing here.

Gosh I fucking love Kanna. 

@gambalt

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU
BUT I’M FEELING TWENTY-TWO !!
(happy birthday i hope u have a good 22cd pal)