baby smart

  • Maggie: okay Lena it's your turn
  • Alex: what does Kara love that starts
  • Maggie: starts with L and ends with A
  • Kara: MAGGIE
  • Alex: hey no that's way too easy
  • Lena: lasagna?
  • Alex and Maggie and Kara:
  • Kara: I mean, i do love lasagna but...
  • Lena: a llama?
  • Maggie: are you serious? Is she serious?
  • Lena: I don't know! It's hard!
  • Alex: okay... a clue. She has-
  • Kara: ALEX! Can we please not!
  • Lena: oh. Ohh?
  • Kara: Lena you don't have to. This is a silly game-
  • Lena: Lyra? Kara, do you have feelings for Winn's girlfriend!?
  • Kara: NO! RAO, LENA! NO!
  • Maggie: Is this a joke? Lena, listen, starts with L and ends with A... sitting right in front of me...
  • Kara: MAGGIE
  • Lena:
  • Lena: *looks at kara*
  • Lena: *points to herself*
  • Lena: me?
  • Maggie: DING DING DING

Frankly, if The Big Bang Theory doesn’t end with Leonard and Penny holding their newborn infant and saying “Our baby is smart and beautiful” then the writers have been wasting our time since 2007.

Originally posted by xnamelessmichx

Offense

-Scout

Look at the boy. Look at him! Cute face with the little buck teeth and small skinny arms that are good for hugs and pats and everything. He run fast! He talk fast! He smile good! He tries his best at everything and I want a self esteem as big as his. Look at that good boy! He’s a happy boy! So pure and full of wonder!!

-Soldier

A good man! Strong! Powerful! Caring! He loves racoons and teleports bread. Very patriotic but loves his friends because they’re a team. He loves his team! He loves his family! He loves America!! He can neck snap bears!! Strong man very caring and goofy but also powerful!!!!

-Pyro

He is a pure child! Doesn’t want to hurt anybody but it’s not his fault. He doesn’t know what he’s doing; just wanna help!! He makes warm fires! Always happy. Always a good boy in my heart. Look! He has!! A poof!!! He wants to stay warm and he is a good warm boy inside. Good child!!

Defense

-Demoman

LOOK. He happy!! He pure!! Albeit drunk a few times, he’s still a good guy at heart! Would give you a hug if you’re sad! Energetic and understanding plus wants you to have a good day all day everyday!!!! A good good man! Can turn his entire body into an alcohol converter and very smart. Made his own bombs!! Smart!!! Lookie!!! He will get his job back! He will be with his friends! He will be with his family and he loves his family!!! A good man!!

-Heavy

He has! A good heart! Loves family! Loves friend! What if someone hurt friend?? HE CRUSH LIKE LEETLE BABY because he loves them!! Strong and kind. Gives Sandvich to those that are hurt. Respects others! Smart!! A good man!!! Doesn’t understand petty game when you can just smash everything and win like that. Good!! He finds other ways to win a game instead of just one that is efficient!! A good and smart man!!!!

-Engineer

A good man! Very patient and soft. Hard worker! Very patient! Smart man and knows how to build things!! Soft!!! Reads stories to make Pyro happy. A good man at heart! Short and cute too!!! Lookie him!!! He has his goggles up!! He is reading a story nice and soft!! I want him to read me cute child stories before bed!!! Nice man!!!!!


Support

-Medic

He is!! A man!! Of science!! Smart and does experiments; very curious indeed. Baboon babies! He smile! He smart! He trick satan!! He frees friends from sin. He hold baby! He has family! He saves Sniper!!! A good man! A science man!! Looks evil but is really good inside!! Has feelings; pls don’t hurt them. He loves his birds!!

-Sniper

HE HAS!! GOOD BODY!! He got shot but lived because he’s the most dangerous man on the island!!! A true sniper; takes the shot. He saves friends! He saves family! Nice hair; nice scars!!! Can headshot good and has respect. A professional!!! 

-Spy

Always! Looking! Good! Can disguise. Can lie. Can seduce. He taught his son how to date!! A good man! Can hide quickly and loves children. Loves children!!! A good man at heart and good actor. Best actor!!

Fairy Tail Chapter 527: August Was Really a...

Okay, okay, so the latest chapter of Fairy Tail has just been released, and there’s been an uproar over it.  Mostly around the fact that August just disappeared.

Okay, from what we know, August is the strongest Spriggan of the Alvarez Empire, and the child of Zeref and Mavis.  As such, he’s suppose to hold immense power.  And in this latest chapter, he we about to destroy Magnolia, but was stopped when he saw Mavis.  The moment he saw Mavis, he disappeared.

Now, this made me stop and think about why that would happened.  I doubt it was just a “Get Out of Plot Free” card.

In fact, I have reason to believe that it isn’t.

It was after I finished the chapter that I remembered something.  Something that August himself had stated shortly after Larcade was introduced, and we all assumed that he was Zeref and Mavis’s child.

Now, we all assumed at the time when Mashima made us believe that Larcade was Zeref and Mavis’s child that Mavis would have to face off against Arcade at some point.

However, we thought it was going to be a fight, or an act of love that would calm Larcade down.  That is until we discovered that Larcade was actually one of Zeref’s Demons, and was destroyed by his creator.

When the truth of August came out, we assumed that Mavis and August would face off, or Mavis would show August love to calm him down.

However, that was not the case in this chapter.

August was defeated by Mavis, but here is where I believe that it is not a “Get Out of Plot Free” card that Mavis defeated August just by looking at him.  There’s something else going on right here.

When August was about to make Magnolia disappear, Mavis looked up to see what was causing this disaster.

She looked up and saw August.  And the moment she did, August stopped.  Look at the second to last panel.

Now look at the very next page.

August sees that Mavis is looking at him.  She sees him.  She’s aware of him.  The moment he started disappearing was when she saw him.

Now why is this important?

To answer that question, we need to remember this character:

That’s right.  Zera from “Fairy Tail Zero”.

Now, why do we need to remember Zera?  Well, I’ll tell you, because she’s very important right now.

Or rather, we need to remember what Zera was.

As revealed at the end of Fairy Tail Zero, the Zera that we knew going on the adventures with Mavis was an illusion that Mavis’s subconscious created.  The real Zera died during Blue Skull’s raid on Red Lizard, but Mavis’s subconscious conjured up an illusion of Zera that only she could see and hear.

Now, normally, Mavis’s illusions could not be touched when she conjured them up consciously.

Zera was a special illusion in that Mavis could see, hear and she could touch, because she was created from Mavis’s subconscious.

Now, what does all this have to do with August?  Well, I’ll tell you.

Remember that Zera couldn’t remain with Mavis after she had discovered that she was an illusion she had created?  Well, the moment that happened, Zera disappeared.

The moment Mavis saw August up in the sky, he disappeared.  And as she was making her way to the guild hall again, he appeared behind her as a little boy, only to disappear again as she turned around.

I have reason to believe that August is actually an illusion conjured up by Mavis’s subconscious.

There are several things I can point to that would support this theory: August having memories of his mother and father even as a baby, being smart for his age, and even being born with a lot of Magic Power.  All of that does not sound like a typical wizard in the Fairy Tail series.  I understand that Mavis and Zeref are powerful, but I don’t think even an offspring of their’s (if they did have one) would have the same traits listed above that August does.

Very suspicious.

Of course, you could say that this poetic license.  A little something to give intrigue to the character.

But the biggest piece of evidence to support the theory that August is an illusion is none other than Zeref himself, and here’s why.

For one, he himself claimed that he has no children.  August never told him when they met, so Zeref doesn’t know that August is his child.

He also said this with certainty.

This also tells me something else.

Zeref says that he has no children, and from what we saw with Mavis and Zeref’s first kiss, is that that’s all they did.  They just kissed, nothing more.  They couldn’t have had any further relation with each other because Mavis died the moment they kissed.

And from what we’ve seen, Mavis is unaware of August up until the moment she see him.  That was their first and only interaction.

But here’s the biggest piece of evidence.

Zeref’s Curse kills anything that touches him or comes close to him.

Everything except ILLUSIONS that is.  Illusions are immune to Zeref’s Curse.

And the proof is right in Fairy Tail Zero.

Now the reason that Zeref couldn’t touch these illusions is because they were consciously created by Mavis.

However, as seen with Zera, she could be touched because she was a subconscious illusion.

What does this have to do with August?

This panel is the final piece of evidence.

Zeref and August are holding hands, and Zeref’s Curse has no effect on August whatsoever.  And August could walk close to Zeref and not be effected by his Curse.  AND this is all before Zeref had gained control over his Curse of Contradictory.

If August was flesh and blood, regardless of how powerful he was, Zeref’s Curse would’ve killed him instantly.  Or at the very least, Zeref would’ve told him to stay away from him.

But neither happened to him.  He was able to get close to Zeref and not succumb to his Curse.

Only illusions are immune to Zeref’s Curse.

Which is why I believe that August is actually an illusion that Mavis’s subconscious conjured up.

This is why only Mavis could defeat him.  He was an illusion created from her subconscious, and she had to become aware of him in order for him to disappear.  Just like with Zera.

At least, that’s what I theorize.

We’ll just have to wait and see if this is indeed the case.

Have a Good Day, Everyone!  :D

Did nobody notice Jughead’s look of unabashed pride when Betty pulled a Nancy Drew and discovered the USB stick?

Like, fuck, that’s MY GIRL. Always saving the day.Saving my family. Seriously, is it possible to fall in love with her twice? Imma ask her to marry me after my Dad is released from jail. Imma make smart babies with her fast. Don’t care that she’s a Blossom. Jones-Cooper-Blossombabies2k17.

Sugar Baby In Their 20s : Things To Remember

Unfortunately unlike a lot of you super young and smart sugar babies out there, I didn’t start sugaring until last year at the age of 23. I don’t know what the age limit is or if there is one but I do often get anxiety about it. 
This week was spring break and I had a sugar date EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I was completely having fun and relaxing. I still have 3 more to go. One tonight, two Sunday and one Monday night. Unfortunately, in the sugaring world, you have to come back to reality.  

1) If you’re a sugar baby student, don’t forget to be a student. 

As much fun as I’ve had over the last week of spring break, I did NOT want to focus on homework, I wanted to fantasies my next date with Feline Felix (he’s on Monday :)) However, if you tell your daddies you’ll still be in school for another two years, don’t make it four. Make sure you get your assignments in, get a good grade on your tests and if you have to, TELL YOUR SUGAR DADDY TO WAIT UNTIL YOUR TESTS ARE DONE. 
I have done this many more times than not. Your sugar daddy SHOULD respect and applaud you for having your head straight in your studies. 

2) Save. 

Anyone that knows my blog well, I do give tips and tricks about how to fake your expensive wardrobe for cheap. “Be $mart In Your Wardrobe” posts if you were wondering. Always save though. Your sugar daddy can drop you like a hat at any time for whatever reason. Have money saved for a rainy day for rent, tuition, whatever.  If you can, have a day job so you don’t have a blank in your resume for 2 years for sugaring. You’ll thank me later. 

3) Learn. 

Your daddies have a world wind of experience under their belts. They became successful for a reason, why not make yourself successful too? If you’re going out with a doctor, or an attorney and your degree is going in that direction, make sure to use him as a reference to get a good job after school. Mr. Limelight has tons of connections that I could use from knowing him. Don’t ever end on bad terms and hang on to his number. 

4) You’re not in your 20s forever.

Keep this in mind always. You’re not going to able to sugar for the rest of your life. If you do, kudos to you. Make sure you have that degree, that house, that dream and never let go of the site of that. 

ON THE FLIP SIDE :) 

HAVE FUN! You’re not in your 20s forever and you may not ever get to experience these things ever again. Take it while you can!  

Hope this helps. 

- (sbmisstaylor)

Amy Poehler YouTube Masterlist

If anyone is ever feeling lonely and wants to spend some quality time with Amy Poehler, or if you’re just in the mood to have some sunshine in your life, here is a (hopefully) helpful list of clips, interviews, and bits and bobs from YouTube.

The date beside each video is when it was published onto YouTube, not necessarily when it took place. There’s no way this list can include every video clip of Amy ever, but hopefully it is an awesome collection (e.g. I didn’t include all of her SNL skits because the list would go on forever). Feel free to let know if any of the links aren’t working/don’t match up and I will fix it. Enjoy ~

Amy Poehler on Ellen

Amy Poehler Rocks Sorry Spin!: Jan 20, 2011
Amy Poehler’s Athleticism: Jan 20, 2011
Amy Poehler’s Son Joins the ‘Real Housewives’: Feb 2, 2011
Amy Poehler Pranks a WB Tour: Jul 20, 2011
Amy Poehler’s Christmas Deception: Dec 16, 2011
Amy Poehler on Her Kids: Sept 19, 2012
Amy Poehler Challenges the Male Emmy Nominees: Sept 20, 2012
Amy Poehler Does Not Want to be Scared: Oct 24, 2013
Amy Poehler’s Awards Show Hosting Prep: Oct 24, 2013
Ellen’s Favorite Scare Videos: Oct 24, 2013
Amy Poehler on ‘Parks and Recreation’: Dec 8, 2014
Amy Poehler on Her Kids: Dec 8, 2014
Amy Poehler Tells It All: Dec 9, 2014
Amy Poehler and Bill Hader Play ‘Heads Up!’: Mar 10, 2015
How Amy Poehler Helped Bill Hader Land ‘SNL’: Mar 11, 2015
Meeting Eddie Murphy: Mar 30, 2015

Amy Poehler on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Amy Poehler & Tiger Woods: Oct 20, 2011
Amy Poehler: Oct 21, 2011
True Confessions with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler: Jul 14, 2015
World Premiere of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Sisters Trailer: Jul 15, 2015

Amy Poehler on Late Night with Seth Meyers

George R.R. Martin, Amy Poehler and Seth Play Game of Thrones Trivia: Oct 28, 2014
Amy Poehler Does Not Remember Meeting Seth: Oct 29, 2014
Amy Poehler Answers Question About Happiness: Oct 29, 2014
The Parks and Recreation Cast Reveals How Chris Pratt Wanted the Show to End: Feb 24, 2015
The Parks and Recreation Cast on Filming the Finale: Feb 25, 2015
The Parks and Recreation Cast Answers Fan Questions: Feb 25, 2015
The Parks and Recreation Cast Sings “Bye, Bye Li’l Sebastian”: Feb 25, 2015
Amy Poehler and Seth Reunite for a New Really!?!: Jun 25, 2015

Amy Poehler on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #5: Nov 22, 2013
Amy Poehler Says Athletes Are Good SNL Hosts: Jun 9, 2015
Amy Poehler is Great at Sports Chatter: Jun 9, 2015
Amy Poehler on Pixar’s “Inside Out”: Jun 9, 2015

Amy Poehler on Letterman

Amy Poehler on Letterman: Apr 24, 2012
Amy Poehler on David Letterman: Mar 6, 2014
Amy Poehler on David Letterman Full: Nov 1, 2014

Amy Poehler on Conan

Amy Poehler Interview Part One: Dec 5, 2012
Amy Poehler Interview Part Two: Dec 5, 2012
Amy Poehler on Conan 2006: Jun 3, 2013
Amy Poehler Dancing With Conan!: Oct 17, 2013
Conan O’Brien, Amy Poehler: Nov 29, 2013

Miscellaneous Interviews

Amy Poehler | Charlie Rose: May 13, 2009
Emmy Roundtable: Women of Comedy: Jul 9, 2009
Amy Poehler on the Today Show: Dec 30, 2009
Amy Poehler on the Today Show: Apr 30, 2011
Emmy Roundtable: Comedy Actresses: Jun 23, 2011
Emmy Roundtable: Comedy Actresses Part 2: Jun 23, 2011
Emmy Roundtable: Comedy Actresses Part 3: Jun 23, 2011
Amy Poehler - 7 Minutes in Heaven: Aug 12, 2011
Amy Poehler Answers Tumblr Questions: Jun 7, 2013
Amy Poehler in conversation with Martin Short at BookCon 2014: Jun 18, 2014
Amy Poehler: “Improvisation is Like the Military” | Charlie Rose: Oct 28, 2014
Feminist Amy Poehler | AOL BUILD: Mar 9, 2015
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (Oprah Interview): Jul 13, 2015
Amy Poehler on The Last Leg with Adam Hills: Aug 15, 2015
Amy Poehler Comedy 2015 | on The Howard Stern Show: Sept 6, 2015

Amy Poehler on Billy on the Street

Christmas Carol Ambush with Amy Poehler!: Dec 18, 2013
Billy on the Street: It’s Not Pitbull- It’s Amy Poehler!: Apr 21, 2014

Various Award Shows

Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Present at Emmy Awards 2008: Nov 24, 2008
Rashida Jones Presents Gracie Award to Amy Poehler - 2010 Gracie Awards: Jun 10, 2010
Jason Bateman & Will Arnett Present Amy Poehler with Best Actress at the 14th Annual Webby Awards: Jun 15, 2010
Amy Poehler Toast at Time 100 Gala: Apr 28, 2011
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy - 2011 Emmy Awards: Sept 18, 2011
2010 Emmys Jimmy Fallon and Amy Poehler Introducing Comedy: Oct 5, 2011
Amy Poehler & Will Arnett Red Carpet @ Variety’s Power of Comedy: Nov 21, 2011
Adam Scott & Amy Poehler get real about “stuff” at the Writers Guild Awards: Feb 28, 2013
Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers reunite onstage at Just for Laughs 2013 - FUNNY!: Jul 29, 2013
Emmys 2013 - NPH vs Tina Fey and Amy Poehler: Sep 23, 2013
SPEECH - Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph at The 15th Annual …: Dec 1, 2013
The 71st Golden Globes: Best Of Tina Fey And Amy Poehler: Jan 13, 2014
Complete 2014 Golden Globes Opening Monologue by Tina Fey & Amy Poehler: Feb 2, 2014
The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards 2013 Tina Fey Amy Poehler Best moments: May 4, 2014
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey: May 31, 2014
Golden Globes 2014 interview - Tina Fey and Amy Poehler: Aug 16, 2014
Amy Poehler at the Emmy Awards 2014: Aug 26, 2014
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Funniest Moments - The 2015 Golden Globes: Jan 11, 2015
Emmys 2015 | The Amys Take Over: Sep 20, 2015
What Amy Poehler Misses Most About “Parks and Recreation”: Sep 21, 2015

Speeches

Amy Poehler’s Amazing Harvard Speech: May 30, 2011
Amy Poehler honors Tina Fey (Korean sub): Aug 18, 2013
Amy Poehler’s Emotional Speech - Power Of Women 2013: Oct 7, 2013
Parks & Recreation: 100th episode - Amy Poehler’s speech: Oct 24, 2013
Amy Poehler Acceptance Speech Golden Globe Awards 2014 | HD: Jan 12, 2014

Saturday Night Live

Amy Poehler Monologue: Anxiety Dream - Saturday Night Live: Aug 12, 2013
Amy Poehler Interview: On SNL You Fake It 'Till You Make It | TODAY: Oct 28, 2014  
The Women of SNL Reveal Who Makes Them Break Character - Glamour: Feb 5, 2015

“Baby Mama” Promotion

Star Movies VIP Access: Baby Mama, Amy Poehler & Tina Fey: Jun 10, 2008
60 Seconds with Tina Fey: Sept 15, 2008
Unscripted: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler: Sept 16, 2012
Baby Mama - Official Trailer (HD) Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Sigourney Weaver: Nov 28, 2013
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey road trip bloopers: Feb 19, 2014
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (Oprah Interview): Jul 13, 2015
Baby Mama Movie | Amy Poehler Talks about the film | Behind The Scenes: Aug 10, 2015

Parks and Recreation

Parks & Recreation - Poehler and Ansari on their Characters (Paley Center, 2009): Oct 1, 2010
Parks and Recreation - Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari on Sketch Backgrounds (Paley Center Interview): Dec 10, 2010
Parks and Recreation - Nick Offerman and Amy Poehler on Improv (Paley Center Interview): Dec 10, 2010
Parks and Recreation 2011! Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman!: Mar 7, 2011
Parks and Recreation 2011! Amy Poehler!: Nov 11, 2011
“Hidden” Talents: Jan 11, 2012
“Parks and Recreation” Cast Accept Peabody Award: May 22, 2012
Google Play presents: Parks and Recreation: Sep 6, 2012
“Parks and Recreation” | Talks at Google: Sep 19, 2012
Parks and Recreation - Amy Poehler Explains “Philly Justice”: Sep 21, 2012
Parks And Recreation - Amy Poehler on Creating Leslie Knope: Sep 24, 2012
Parks and Recreation - Improvised Lines: Sep 24, 2012
Parks And Recreation - Chris Pratt Praises Amy Poehler: Oct 25, 2012
Parks and Recreation - DJ Amy Poehler: Nov 21, 2012
Parks and Recreation - Amy Poehler on Writing and Directing: Nov 29, 2012
Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, and Aubrey Plaza Cozy Up At Trevor Live (EXCLUSIVE): Dec 6, 2012
Parks and Recreation - The Cast Shares Their Comedy Heroes: Dec 13, 2012
Parks and Recreation - Amy Poehler on Casting Louis C.K.: Dec 13, 2012
Parks And Recreation - A Wish List Of Guest Stars: Dec 20, 2012
Adam Scott & Amy Poehler “Parks And Recreation” INTERVIEW: Feb 17, 2013
Amy Poehler & The Ladies of Parks and Recreation | PEOPLE: Apr 27, 2013
Just For Laughs: Amy Poehler (Parks & Recreation, SNL): Jul 28, 2013
Parks and Recreation Season 6: Amy Poehler “Leslie Knope” On Set Interview: Sep 13, 2013
Amy Poehler & Adam Scott Celebrate Parks & Recreation’s 100th Episode: Oct 18, 2013
Parks and Recreation: Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Adam Scott, & Chris Pratt 100th Episode Soundbites: Jan 1, 2014
Parks and Recreation - Amy Poehler and Michael Schur on Leslie and Ron: Mar 26, 2014
Is Amy Poehler’s Crazy Parks and Rec Story True? | PEOPLE: Oct 22, 2014
Amy Poehler explains 'Parks and Rec’ in 30 seconds: Dec 31, 2014
Parks and Recreation - Amy Poehler on the Farewell Season (Interview): Jan 6, 2015
‘Parks and Recreation’ Behind The Scenes: Amy Poehler | TODAY: Jan 13, 2015
Amy Poehler Interview - Parks And Recreation Season 7 Finale: Feb 18, 2015
Parks and Recreation - Amy Poehler Finale (Interview): Feb 20, 2015
Parks and Rec cast - Candy tasting: Jun 14, 2015

“Yes Please” Promotion

Amy Poehler in conversation with Martin Short at BookCon 2014: Jun 18, 2014
Amy Poehler YES PLEASE: Oct 8, 2014
Amy Poehler Reads YES PLEASE Live at UCB LA, Video 1: Oct 29, 2014
Amy Poehler Reads YES PLEASE Live at UCB LA, Video 2: Oct 29, 2014
Amy Poehler Interview: New Memoir 'Yes Please’ | TODAY: Oct 29, 2014
Amy Poehler on her new book “Yes Please”: Oct 31, 2014
Amy Poehler and Tatiana Maslany - “Yes Please” Toronto Event: Oct 31, 2014
Intimate with Liza Fromer: Amy Poehler: Dec 29, 2014
Amy Poehler 'Yes Please’ | AOL BUILD: Mar 9, 2015

“Inside Out” Promotion

Meet Amy Poehler as Joy in INSIDE OUT: May 16, 2015
Inside Out Cannes Film Festival Premiere Interview - Amy Poehler (Joy): May 19, 2015
Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling on Space-Time Continuum: 'Inside Out’ - Live From Cannes: May 20, 2015
Rose Matafeo Meets Amy Poehler: Jun 5, 2015
Pixar’s Inside Out: Amy Poehler “Joy” Official Movie Interview: Jun 12, 2015
'Inside Out’ | Unscripted | Moviefone: Jun 16, 2015
Amy Poehler & Pete Docter interview with Marc Fennell I The Feed: Jun 16, 2015
INSIDE OUT interviews - Poehler, Hader, Kaling, Phyllis Smith, Lewis Black - Pixar: Jun 16, 2015
Amy Poehler Reveals Her Alternate 'Inside Out’ Emotion: Jun 18, 2015
Amy Poehler Talks Dominating Award Shows And Sausage Eating Snakes: Jun 18, 2015
The Weekly: Amy Poehler Interview: Jun 24, 2015
Amy Poehler & Pete Docter - Inside Out - Full Interview: Jul 1, 2015
Amy Poehler talks about Pixar Animation Inside Out with Sarah Powell: Jul 23, 2015
David Morrissey interviews Amy Poehler: Jul 24, 2015
Inside Out Behind The Scenes Footage: Jul 27, 2015

“Sisters” Promotion

Sisters Official Sneak Peek #1 (2015) - Amy Poehler, Tina Fey Movie HD: Jan 11, 2015
World Premiere of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Sisters Trailer: July 15, 2015
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey on Sisters: Nov 2, 2015
Sisters Official International Trailer #1 (2015) - Tina Fey, Amy Poehler Comedy HD: Nov 20, 2015
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey On How Their Kids Would Describe Them: Dec 3, 2015
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Complete Each Other’s Sentences: Dec 4, 2015
Filming Sisters Was Like an SNL Reunion for Amy Poehler: Dec 10, 2015
'Sisters’ Unscripted - Tina Fey, Amy Poehler: Dec 14, 2015
The Sisters Cast Use Star Wars Action Figures to Convince You to See Their Movie Instead: Dec 17, 2015

Smart Girls at the Party

The Feminist: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: May 7, 2012
Yogini: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: May 7, 2012
Boxer: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Jul 1, 2012
Blowing Glass: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Jul 8, 2012
Musician: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Jul 15, 2012
Photography: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Jul 22, 2012
Hip Hop: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Jul 29, 2012
Animal Caretaker: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Aug 5, 2012
Triathlete: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Aug 19, 2012
Horse Therapy: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Sep 2, 2012
Behind the Scenes and Bloopers: Smart Girls with Amy Poehler: Sep 20, 2012
Drag Racer: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Oct 18, 2012
Native American: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Nov 2, 2012
Sikh: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Nov 15, 2012
Meghan Camarena: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Dec 4, 2012
Grace Helbig: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Dec 13, 2012
Lindsey Stirling: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Dec 27, 2012
Friend of Senior Citizens: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Jan 27, 2013
Skaters: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Feb 14, 2013
Outdoors: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Feb 28, 2013
Ellaraino: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Mar 14, 2013
Irma Kalish: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Mar 28, 2013
Amy Poehler’s HARD HITTING QUESTIONS: May 8, 2013
Dr. Jane Aronson: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: May 9, 2013
Broad City: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: May 17, 2013
The Ann Richards Play, starring Holland Taylor: Smart Girls w/ Amy Poehler: Jun 7, 2013

Ask Amy

Makeup: Jul 10, 2012
Stress: Jul 17, 2012
Friendship: Jul 31, 2012
Embarrassed: Aug 14, 2012
Sisters: Aug 28, 2012
Bodies: Sep 9, 2012
Anxiety: Sep 28, 2012
Parents: Oct 11, 2012
Math: Oct 26, 2012
Decisions: Nov 8, 2012
Letting Go: Dec 6, 2012
Jealousy: Dec 20, 2012
Negativity: Jan 13, 2013
Sleep: Jan 24, 2013
Apologizing: Feb 7, 2013
Crushes: Feb 21, 2013
New Friends: Mar 7, 2013
Goodbyes: Mar 21, 2013
Courage: Apr 4, 2013
I Love You Boston: Apr 18, 2013
Exams: May 2, 2013
Buzz Off: May 23, 2013
Volunteering: May 31, 2013
Crying: Jun 13, 2013
Quiet: Jun 27, 2013
News: Jul 15, 2013
Love: Aug 8, 2013
Power: Sep 6, 2013

Amy Poehler Singing

Will Arnett & Amy Poehler Sing at the Emmys: Sep 19, 2011
NBC’s Brotherhood of Man - Extended Version - Super Bowl: Feb 5, 2012
Amy Poehler sings with Foo Fighters: May 22, 2012
Amy Poehler Part 2: Meow Meow Music: Jul 19, 2012
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First words [One-shot]

THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU READ!

First!

This little one-shot was inspired on two things:

-My relationship with my sister

-The manga “Shugo Chara”. For those who know the manga, it’s based from the chapter when the guardians go to Yaya’s house.

Second!

I tried to adjust Blueprint’s story to PaperJam’s story. So, since (according to his description) he lived with Ink until a certain age, he met Blueprint before the others. I also tried to make him the most canonically possible, but adjusting his personality to the story.

Third!

As you may know, English is not my first language. I deeply apologise if there are any Errors in the story. I checked it lots of times and hope there’s not a single Error ovo

 

DISCLAIMER:

*Ink!Sans belongs to @comyet

*PaperJam/PJ belongs to @7goodangel (I’m sorry if I didn’t make PJ’s personality too well. I tried to stick the “a jerk on the outside but a big child inside” part and this was what I got. Sorry ;u;)

Secondary characters

*Gradient belongs to @askcomboclub

*Moku belongs to  @6agentgg9

*Palette belongs to  @angexci 

And last, but not least

*Blueprint belongs to, well, me! 

Hope you guys like it!

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This will be narrated from PaperJam’s perspective.

 

I never was good with new people. And I wasn’t very happy when you came.


One day, Ink just came “home” with a baby, claiming that it was my “new brother”. I didn’t understand what was he saying with that, and then he showed you to me, my new little brother.

I wasn’t happy with this. I didn’t want a brother. I mean, Ink couldn’t even take care of me, why would he want to have another one? To let them here alone and forgotten with me? Wow, good plan, dad. However, he told me that you only would be staying with us for a day so I could get to know you, since bonding with brothers was very important and blah blah blah…

We spend a few hours talking about you and how you came to life. Apparently, you were just an accident, but not a bad one. And since he created you, you were my brother. Well, step-brother, because Blueberry was the other one that created you. I couldn’t help but feel a little bit jealous… you were going to have caring parents and a better life than mine. What if Ink actually forgot entirely about me?

Yeah, the idea of having a brother was becoming less and less “exciting” to me.

But then, just before I started to think more things like that (which I thought was very rare for me), Ink suddenly had to go (I wasn’t surprised, with his work of protecting AUs and all; he barely had time to be here), cutting our conversation just when I actually started to enjoy it. Ink stood from the sofa and was about to open a portal when he realised something important:

Who was going to take care of you?

He told me that Blueberry and… Honey… I think, were with the other versions of them and he couldn’t take you to wherever they were. So, he had only one option… that I didn’t like, at all.


Why I had to take care of you?! I didn’t ask him for a brother and I didn’t know how to take care of a baby. I was five years old! I was starting to learn how to write and read! I remember arguing with him for a while, until I had to accept.

But not without asking something in return, of course.

In the end, he went to do whatever he needed and I was left alone with you. An awkward atmosphere formed where we were, since you found my face very interesting and kept your eyes on me for a really long time. I tried my best to ignore you, but you were too much persisting and even threw me some mini bones at me to gain my attention.

What a smart baby, huh? Well, we were magic skeleton monsters after all. But it was becoming annoying.

“What do you want?” I asked you and you only looked at me and babbled something. I instantly felt stupid, remembering that Ink told me you haven’t said your first word yet. how would you even tell me what you needed? You kept looking at me and then, surprisingly, your stomach made a noise.

Right… now I had to feed you.

Making something for you was horrible. I mean, we were in the Anti-Void and only had some snacks since we didn’t really need to eat, but being you a recently made creation, obviously needed to consume something, even if you had your HP full. Eventually, I found some milk and gave it to you, ending getting milk on my face and shirt because you apparently didn’t know how to drink it.

That was enough for me.

Usually, I’m not a person that gets mad easily. However, I did get mad that time. I stood abruptly from my seat and went to clean my face, leaving you alone on the sofa. Ink told me to not leave you, but I didn’t care. I wanted to be alone and so I did. I went to my bedroom (well, it’s not a real bedroom… just a bed that Ink made for me) and stayed here for a few hours. Maybe three or four…

It wasn’t until I heard a soft sound that I didn’t get up from my bed. And when I did, I instantly paled: You were lying on the floor crying softly. Your soft cries barely reaching my non-existent ears. And it wasn’t the worst. No, no.

You were blushing and sweating a lot. Were you sick? In that moment I didn’t know.

Quickly, I went to your side and picked you up, checking if you had hurt yourself from the fall. Luckily you didn’t have any bruises, but your skull was very hot. Now you were sick? And I was alone.

Great!

How you could get sick so easily and fast? I didn’t understand that at all! Was that the real reason of why Ink brought you here? So he could watch over you while Blueberry and Honey were busy? If that was the reason, he was very irresponsibly by leaving you with me: a child, taking care of another child!

I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t use magic to help you, I couldn’t ask Ink for help, I couldn’t open a portal and find Blueberry… I couldn’t do anything. And I was scared.

What if something happened? What if you started to feel worse? What if…

What if you died?

Those thoughts were swirling in my head, making me fell worst and worst. I didn’t want you to die.

Come on! You had a great life ahead! You would have a caring family and friends and maybe… maybe we would have been friends! I should have watched you. Maybe if I haven’t left you alone…

I couldn’t help to feel guilty, even knowing that it wasn’t my fault that got sick. In that moment, I didn´t cared about anything, just you.

It was in that moment when Ink decided that he should go home, and so he did. He came to the Anti-Void and found me on the sofa, hugging you like it was the last time I’d see you and honestly, that’s what I thought. He rushed to my side, worryingly asking what was wrong. I wasted no time and explained him what happened, apologising for being a bad brother and almost crying

Almost, ok?

What I wasn’t expecting was that Ink just took you and, with a quick spell, healed you. I mean, I knew magic were fast and efficient but, that was just too fast. When I asked him why, he explained that you were having some problems with your soul.

You see, brother (and also you, reader), Ink told me you were created without a soul, since you were just a magic drawing. So, he made an artificial one for you with the same paint he used to create you. Apparently, he didn’t want you to become like some “evil flower”.

Your soul was like your eyes: a blue diamond. And that soul was filled with Prussian blue paint that could give you the emotions you needed. It seemed like your body wasn’t used to having it yet and would make you sick from time to time. I didn’t quite understand that, but I was relieved when he said you would be fine.

The rest of the day was peaceful. Ink and I talked about random things while you slept. It was… nice, being with them like we were a family. That’s what we are, right? Yeah, right.

Eventually it was time to bring you back home. Ink said that you won’t be coming anytime soon because he wanted to protect you from dangerous people (aka, Error). It kind of made me sad, not being able to talk you again for a long time, but… it had to be done, hadn’t it? Ink made a portal back to Underswap and gave me time to say goodbye to you. After that, he started to walk to the portal, stopping when you started to squirm under his grasp.

Curious, I walked to the portal. You immediately looked at me and gave me a huge simile, saying (or trying to say) something that made us look at you in surprise:

My name. Yes, my name!

It was kind of babbled and wasn’t my full name but… It was your very first word. And it wasn’t “dad” or “mom”… no, it was “PJ”

You didn’t have idea of how happy you made me that day. The day when I found you, disliked you and then liked you and accepted the idea that we were brothers. And, in the bottom of my soul, I hoped to see you again.

Maybe having a little brother wouldn’t be that bad, right?

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I hope you liked it! It was an idea I had for while uvu and really needed to make it. We now know more about Print and PJ’s relationship. I won’t say PJ likes him because he’s not my character and don’t want to say incorrect things (since he isn’t one to make friends). So, I only will say that Blueprint’s first words made him very happy.

I’m sorry if it looks rushed, but this isn’t a story. It just PaperJam talking with Blueprint and telling him the story (with some people spying on them(?))