baby ray's

👑 Kim Kardashian 👑

I’ll never get tired of saying my baby boy/ ray of sunshine/ cinnamon roll/ smol hedgehog/ Louis Tomlinson deserves all the fucking love in the entire world.
He’s been struggling with confidence issues for five years, I’m not gonna let that happen again, are you?

Sense8 Christmas special
  • Nomi: time to be super gay and run from the fbi
  • Wolfgang: *is barely holding himself together* everything is fine
  • Kala: sex? Of course I know how to sex *breaks Rajan's dick* sHIT
  • Will: fuck you Whispers and fuck your little garden u fucker
  • Riley: must protect Will at all costs
  • Capheus: I HAVE A NEW VAN!!!!
  • Lito: I am calm *deep breathing* *screams*
  • Sun: @whoever tried to kill me: dumb move

you don’t know what we’ve been through…


y o u d o n ’ t k n O w w h a t w e ’ v e b E e n t h r o u G h …


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DS by me

Phil’s Liveshow // 5.28.17

He’s wearing his Star Wars shirt

Hes still mildly jetlagged

“Wake up Phil” “Actually wake up now” “Oh my god Phil” 

He feels like a withered cactus

His houseplants survived 

He thought he was going to turn into an American because they were in Florida for so long

The black wall is consuming his hair he looks bald

He didn’t have pancakes at Playlist because room service didn’t have any

Pancake shakes

He did finally get them though

Dan’s Bahamas experience 

Phil and bald guy at security had some proper bants

Heatwave jingle

He’s a 23 degrees kind guy

His frecks are dense 

He burped

Dig Down is growing on him (nice but not his fave)

They were going to see Muse in Orlando but ended up not

They got loads of stuff at Playlist 

His dad is an artist but that didn’t get passed down to him

NASA haul

His mug broke in his suitcase #rip

Dan got a mug too though so he can steal Dan’s

He also bought Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue sauce ??

And stuff from Bath and Body Works

Aloha beaches

He didn’t love Split

Him and Dan didn’t fly back together and he almost had to sit next to an old French woman

“Clean us daddy”

Returning to the place of the squirrel incident was symbolic 

“Too much maple syrup in that blood”

He found ASMR very enlightening

He got locked outside and Dan didn’t let him in what a bitch

A paperboy laughed at him locked out of the house

He didn’t think throwing newspaper boys were an actual thing

He’s usually really bad at prank but the banana one was pretty good

New anime themed video with Shawna on his channel this week if you’re interested in that or whatever lmao

“Headline: I love space”

He was enthralled with his Superman ice cream

Martyn is a troll don’t trust him in a kayak

He’s hyped for Vidcon

He was talking to Dan about making noises when someone did something wrong at school 

Where does it come where does it go 

His family all watched Eurovision together 

He couldn’t handle himself in a prank war

Everyone is getting dogs 

Riverdale graph 

He has a full box of Haribo that he’s going to try make last until next week

Next liveshow may be on Sunday watch his twitter from updates

Dan and Phil shop newsletters will be out soon

He’s missed doing liveshows this has been very nice

Ode to Broken Mug

Goodbye

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