baby pauly


a lock yourself out drabble. set in the future. 100% canon. enjoy!

“Okay, mate. You gotta promise you’ll be quiet once I open the door, yeah?” Harry spoke in a hushed voice, looking down at the the bundle he carried in his arms. “Your mumma is still asleep and we don’t wanna wake her ‘til we’re ready, yeah?” he continued but, of course, didn’t get an answer.

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anonymous asked:

maybe they in the hospital b/c betty's sister might be giving birth

All the Jr. Serpents wouldn’t be there for Paulie’s babies, they don’t know she exists—-plus LILI left before that scene was filmed. I’m going with either Jughead gets hurt orrrr….since Shadryl’s there, Topheavy does

Full Transcript of Michelle v. Polly Pocket
  • Credit to BBFeedster!
  • Michelle: I was going to blow up your game tomorrow during my speech, but i’m glad you did it tonight.
  • Paulie: If you think my game is blown up, you’re out of your mind.
  • Michelle: No, it’s toast.
  • Michelle: I feel like i’m always the one who makes a mess. It’s always freaking me.
  • Paulie: Yep.
  • Michelle: I’m glad that America doesn’t have to see someone win $500,000 that’s gonna pick up random girls at a bar and spend $800 on them to leave them in Vegas.
  • Paulie: You’re right. They just saw a superfan that sucks at playing the game.
  • Michelle: Hey, I don’t care. I blew up your game. That is all that matters.
  • Paulie: You blew nothing up.
  • Michelle: Well I didn’t, but you’re not winning, so that’s all that matters in my heart.
  • Paulie: You can think that, Michelle, but-
  • Michelle: You’re not going to. I’d bet money on it.
  • Paulie: Okay. How much? $500,000?
  • Michelle: Sure.
  • Paulie: You won’t have it to know.
  • Michelle: You won’t either.
  • Paulie: (laughing)Somebody is upset that Ian will never like her.
  • *Paulie and Michelle each went to catch up the people they’re working with on this brief argument. Michelle was laughing about it with James, Natalie, and Paul, but Paulie mistook the laughter for crying. From this point forward, they were both yelling. Paulie was in the main bedroom while Michelle was yelling from the London room.*
  • Paulie: I’m sorry, are you crying now?!
  • Michelle: No, i’m literally laughing! We’re literally all dying laughing.
  • Paulie: Laughing all the way to the jury house. Following your homegirl, Da’Vonne. Like her, then you.
  • Michelle: Yeah, it’s funny that you manipulated everyone from freaking from Tiffany who wanted you gone. You manipulated us into sending her home! Frank wanted you gone and you manipulated us into sending him home! And now, freaking Da’Vonne, and now me because I obviously want you out, so you made me the target. Victor didn’t, you did! This was your HOH the whole time!
  • Paulie: It’s alright, Michelle. You’re still going home at the end of the day! All your strategy means nothing cause you’re going home! I’m not counting your vote! I could care less! If you come back with the round trip ticket, i’m sending you back out the door!
  • Michelle: I can’t hear you!
  • Paulie: I know, because you don’t like to hear the truth!
  • Michelle: You have a girl voice! You scream like a girl!
  • Paulie: Make up another fake boyfriend! And go TP your house!
  • Michelle: (laughing) I can’t hear you!
  • Paulie: You’re a jealous child! Since you’re leaving, you should make good TV and do something crazy!
  • Michelle: Yeah, you blowing up your own game! Hilarious! It’s so funny!
  • Paulie: Wait, guys, who did I blow up my game to? Still waiting! I got you out, if that’s blowing my game up, then “Oh my god”!
  • Michelle: Okay! Hopefully I have the ticket back!
  • Paulie: So that I can send you right back out the door when you lose another comp!
  • Paulie: Losers are hilarious!
  • Michelle: He doesn’t scare me! He’s 5’8, 5’7!