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Alright alright I’m sick of the camera cutting out when ZAULIE finally gets a chance to be alone. Corey leaves, Z and Paulie take cute selfies , paulie bites Z’s thigh and then Bam. A screen full of fish and shitty game show music.

Originally posted by bigbrothertwinning

Full Transcript of Michelle v. Polly Pocket
  • Credit to BBFeedster!
  • Michelle: I was going to blow up your game tomorrow during my speech, but i’m glad you did it tonight.
  • Paulie: If you think my game is blown up, you’re out of your mind.
  • Michelle: No, it’s toast.
  • Michelle: I feel like i’m always the one who makes a mess. It’s always freaking me.
  • Paulie: Yep.
  • Michelle: I’m glad that America doesn’t have to see someone win $500,000 that’s gonna pick up random girls at a bar and spend $800 on them to leave them in Vegas.
  • Paulie: You’re right. They just saw a superfan that sucks at playing the game.
  • Michelle: Hey, I don’t care. I blew up your game. That is all that matters.
  • Paulie: You blew nothing up.
  • Michelle: Well I didn’t, but you’re not winning, so that’s all that matters in my heart.
  • Paulie: You can think that, Michelle, but-
  • Michelle: You’re not going to. I’d bet money on it.
  • Paulie: Okay. How much? $500,000?
  • Michelle: Sure.
  • Paulie: You won’t have it to know.
  • Michelle: You won’t either.
  • Paulie: (laughing)Somebody is upset that Ian will never like her.
  • *Paulie and Michelle each went to catch up the people they’re working with on this brief argument. Michelle was laughing about it with James, Natalie, and Paul, but Paulie mistook the laughter for crying. From this point forward, they were both yelling. Paulie was in the main bedroom while Michelle was yelling from the London room.*
  • Paulie: I’m sorry, are you crying now?!
  • Michelle: No, i’m literally laughing! We’re literally all dying laughing.
  • Paulie: Laughing all the way to the jury house. Following your homegirl, Da’Vonne. Like her, then you.
  • Michelle: Yeah, it’s funny that you manipulated everyone from freaking from Tiffany who wanted you gone. You manipulated us into sending her home! Frank wanted you gone and you manipulated us into sending him home! And now, freaking Da’Vonne, and now me because I obviously want you out, so you made me the target. Victor didn’t, you did! This was your HOH the whole time!
  • Paulie: It’s alright, Michelle. You’re still going home at the end of the day! All your strategy means nothing cause you’re going home! I’m not counting your vote! I could care less! If you come back with the round trip ticket, i’m sending you back out the door!
  • Michelle: I can’t hear you!
  • Paulie: I know, because you don’t like to hear the truth!
  • Michelle: You have a girl voice! You scream like a girl!
  • Paulie: Make up another fake boyfriend! And go TP your house!
  • Michelle: (laughing) I can’t hear you!
  • Paulie: You’re a jealous child! Since you’re leaving, you should make good TV and do something crazy!
  • Michelle: Yeah, you blowing up your own game! Hilarious! It’s so funny!
  • Paulie: Wait, guys, who did I blow up my game to? Still waiting! I got you out, if that’s blowing my game up, then “Oh my god”!
  • Michelle: Okay! Hopefully I have the ticket back!
  • Paulie: So that I can send you right back out the door when you lose another comp!
  • Paulie: Losers are hilarious!
  • Michelle: He doesn’t scare me! He’s 5’8, 5’7!
  • paulie: [agrees about the girls needing to go]
  • me: paulie is a fuckboy. he's just playing zakiyah and i can't stand him
  • paulie: [mentions Z in a positive way]
  • paulie: [glances at Z]
  • paulie: [flirts with Z]
  • paulie: Z baby
  • me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

UNPOPULAR OPINION: I’m going to get a shit load of hate for this so idgaf tbh. That fight had be CRACKING UP. Look I understand Tiffany’s frustrated with a target being on her back because of her sister, but WAKE UP its Big Brother! It may be unfair, but you should’ve prepared yourself for the unnecessary target especially from the legacy Vanessa left behind. Do I agree with the target on her back? No… Am I fed up with the breaking down? Hell yes! I wasn’t even mad when she started BLOWING alliances up, because it was what she had to do at that point…. but Day, Paul, Zakiyah, Paulie and others getting the “bully” label is annoying. Paul was speaking words or wisdom… he was saying they were both outsiders but Paul woke tf up and started playing the game. They had different reactions to their circumstances. Sure Tiff had it a bit harder, and it’s okay for her to be a human fucking being but it’s to the point where… is the game really something you should be doing. She seemed so broken last night and I almost was for her self evicting. The games not for everybody, but crying about it won’t get you nowhere. So yes I’m still team Paul, Z baby, Paulie, Day, and what not! Paulie was right about wanting her out because this is what he was afraid of. She blew all their shit to Frank and now they have to deal with that! Am I saying she shouldn’t of? NO. She had to.
But am I saying that I agree with it and the fact that the others should be labeled as bullies? Hellllllll no! Some stuff that is said is a bit too much, but when they talk game and wanting her out… I agree! Sorry not sorry. (P.S. I DO NOT support anything RATCOLE had to say though… fuck Nicole)