baby nort

Signs as pickup lines part 2
  • Aries: You owe me a drink, (omfg why?) 'Cause when I looked at you I dropped mine
  • Taurus: Are you from France baby? 'Cause Norte DAMN!!!
  • Gemini: Hey baby are you an orphanage? 'Cause I wanna put my babies in you!!
  • Cancer: You'll be wetter than my wash cloth when am finished with you
  • Leo: You're the only girl I love now.... But in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you mummy.
  • Virgo: 'Am not staring at your boobs, Am' looking into your heart
  • Libra: On a scale one to America how free are you tonight?
  • Scorpio: I just made my bed 'wanna help me mess it up again?
  • Sagittarius: You remind me of a piece of fine art (Oml Wut? Why?) 'cause I wanna hammer you on the wall
  • Capricorn: Wanna buy me dinner?
  • Aquarius: Spell me (idk M-E?) you forgot the D (wtf there's no D in me) Not yet baby
  • Pisces: I'd Like to do you like my homework, slam you on the desk and do you all night!