baby my love beautiful



okay not to be too nsfw right from the start but i fuckin’ love you. my baby girl, my smol, my light. my beautiful little spawn of satan. my little baby, off to destroy people…  i am so happy you turn 12 today, my lizard of oz. and what better opportunity to tell you how much you mean to me than the day of your birth? it’s been more than a year with you and it has never been anything short of an absolute    WILD       RIDE      . you inspired me to become a better writer, you drag my ass on a nearly daily basis and you help me develop my babies. i’ve rarely met anyone so humble and funny and beautiful, inside and out. you are such an amazing friend and i honestly think i was destined to meet your ass on this shitshow of a website. i love you. you make me so happy, knowing you makes me happy, your gross kinks make me happy. your face makes me happy. a talented writer, a pure soul, a HUGE pain in my ass.  a sister from another mister –––––––––––  i want you to have the happiest of birthdays. get rekt ! shove an entire cake in your face. GET LIT !  just know that you are needed and valued and loved, that you made my life 100% better and that you have a very, very special place in my heart.  ( also look at me. why didn’t i study graphic design? I DO COMMISSIONS. 1K per graphic, seems fair. i KEAN-ot believe nobody is paying me.  )

i love you.   xoxo  grossy girl.   || @moonjeweled / @shadcwpreacher

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.
unicorn head - rated

very beautiful!  gorgeous horn, lovely hair, she puts a lot of effort into her look & i bet she’s a hard worker! 10/10

not as multicoloured as her unicorn friends, but still very beautiful! she probably has a very kind heart. 10/10

1 word: very lovely. 
she’s a charmer, everyone loves her. i love her too. although she is blocky, she does not let that bring her down! 10/10

he looks so young and innocent! i’d trust him with my life. adorable boy, 10/10

she looks related to Apple in some way. she’s like the pastel version of her, but she’s still very lovely and unique! 10/10 i love her

very majestic. there’s a feeling of dominance around him, but i bet he has a heart of gold. probably the father of samsung and microsoft. he cares deeply about his children 10/10 loving father

wow! bold & bright! astonishing! she would get 1st place at a beauty contest. 10/10 gorgeous girl

hes very confident. he spiked his hair, & he is really beautiful! look at that smile. he’s a gorgeous boy & he knows it 10/10

mysterious gal!  shes quite reserved and tends to keep to herself, but she doesn’t mind being with her friends! you know in those wallpapers where there’s a beautiful horse at a beautiful lake? that’s her. beautiful. i love her so much 10/10

rhodey is the cutest person i can’t believe this,,, saying “boom” when something goes his way…Dad Jokes™… being So Into Being War Machine oh my god literally every one-liner rhodey has is life-changing i can’t believe how good he is??? “welcome to the dance floor, boys. oh no, i didn’t say you could leave” “I think it’s weird. you look like two seals fighting over a grape” “you look damn good mr president but i’m gonna need that suit back” WAR MACHINE,,,COMIN AT U,,, “no, it’s your fault, I just wanted to say I’m sorry”

he adapts so quickly to ridiculous situations he’s brave and resilient and selfless and incredible and his password is WARMACHINEROX with an x all caps what a giant dork i love him @ marvel where the fuck is my war machine movie

me, being held at gunpoint: wait pls let me say one thing before i die

bad guy: ok

me, crying ugly: i just wanna say.. my otp is so real and i love them


Aaron Dingle - prettiest flower in the garden (✿◠‿◠) 

I was rewatching some epis the other day and I noticed that in a lot of Aaron scenes there are always pretty flowers in the background or next to him, so here have a Aaron + flowers appreciation post, even tho no flower in the world is as beautiful as him.