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do you know that (7/8) : jungkook edition

ssarahpaulson  asked:

Supercorp 😁

I’M GONNA DO THE WHOLE LIST ANDREA LET’S GOOOOO

  • big spoon/little spoon: okay first of all kara is the cuddliest little pumpkin so she’s honestly happy as long as she’s touching lena, even if it’s just a hand on her arm. BUT there is no doubt in my mind that lena is the little spoon because being held by kara makes her feel warm and safe and loved and it’s all sorts of wonderful. she does enjoy when kara lays half on top of her though, kara is a great blanket.
  • favorite non-sexual activity: sunday breakfast! lena makes coffee and reads the paper while kara cooks just an obnoxious amount of food. they talk about their plans for the week and kara helps lena with the crossword. afterwards lena does the dishes and kara pretends not to stare at her butt.
  • who uses all the hot water: lena just really enjoys a nice hot shower okay? she was not aware kara’s water heater is so small, it’s not her fault (the first time at least, it keeps happening bc lena is incorrigible). the water heater at lena’s place is basically infinite though which kara loves so so much.
  • most trivial thing they fight over: usually who ate the last of the ice cream (it’s always kara) and who has to go out to get more (also always kara).
  • who does most of the cleaning: lena has a maid for her place but she’s a pretty tidy person and i mean so is kara but lena casually cleans kara’s apartment when she’s over (and she actually enjoys folding laundry).

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smarter-than-we-seem  asked:

❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜

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A light pink dusted Butters’ cheeks as he snuggled a little closer into Kenny’s side, sighing gently in contentment. “I highkey want to make sure you’re happy as… As… As frick.” He replied shyly, burying his face in the other’s armpit out of necessity. At least he’d offered the other a shower, already, so he smelled wonderful no matter where he put his nose. “Someday, Kenny, I’m gonna buy you a new life.”

  • Baby: H...h-h..
  • Parents: Oh? Your first word! What are you trying to say? Hello?
  • Baby: H..h....
  • Baby: Hi, I am Erica! How are you? :) I am a game developer and I and my team are currently working on a impressive game. We would like to ask you a favor. Can you test it out and see how it works? Will take ONLY few seconds! Would appreciate your opinion and feedback. Try it on MY TUMBLR. Thank you very much darling, tell my how it was we can chat later!! Erica :)
  • Baby: d-... d-... d-...
  • Dad: daddy? Are you trying to say daddy?
  • Baby: d-... d-... DRUM CORPS INTERNATIONAL PROUDLY PRESENTS...
  • baby: da....da...
  • dad: dada?
  • baby: da...danny phantom he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine. it was designed to view a world unseen. (He's gonna catch em all cuz he's Danny Phantom!) When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit. Then Danny took a look inside of it. There was a great big flash! Everything just changed! His molecules got all rearranged! When he first woke up he realized he had snow white hair and glowing green eyes. He could walk through walls, disappear and fly! He was much more unique than the other guys! It was then that he knew what he had to do. He had to stop all the ghosts that were comin' through. He's here to fight for me and YOU! He's gonna catch em all cuz he's Danny Phantom! gonna catch em all cuz he's Danny Phantom! gonna catch em all cuz he's *whispers* Danny Phantom
  • baby: a...ah...ah
  • mother: honey quick she's saying her first word!
  • baby: ah...aFTER THE WAR I WENT BACK TO NEW YORK! A-AFTER THE WAR I WENT BACK TO NEW YORK! I FINISHED UP MY STUDIES AND I PRACTICED LAW. I PRACTICED LAW BURR WORKED NEXT DOOR.
  • mother: ...evEN THOUGH WE STARTED AT THE VERY SAME TIME-
  • baby: T-t-t...
  • mother: Honey, come quick! The baby's first words!
  • baby: T-t-t...
  • father: What is it? Toy? Truck??
  • baby: T-T-Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you!" Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children?! Your very lives?! And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
Expecting Starters
  • "I don't like this color anymore."
  • "This crib doesn't seem to have instructions in English. French, German, Spanish... Korean?"
  • "My back is killing me."
  • "Do you think we're ready?"
  • "We still need a ton of things."
  • "I had no idea diapers were so expensive."
  • "Are you sure you're okay?"
  • "Oh! The baby's kicking!"
  • "How much formula do you think we'll need?"
  • "We still need to pick a name."
  • "Do you want to know the sex?"
  • "What do you mean you're feeling contractions?"
  • "When did we get this pile of baby clothes?"
  • "Do you think we need toys yet?"
  • "I have no idea which to get..."
  • "Can you get some ice cream, pickles and pizza?"
  • "Bag's packed and ready when the baby's ready!"
  • "Do we seriously need to talk about preschool now?"
  • "My mother wants to be there..."
  • "Do you think I'll be a good dad?
  • "Do you think I'll be a good mom?"
  • "Surprise! It's twins."
  • "What do you think they'll look like?"
  • "I hope the baby's more like you and not me."
  • "Here's hoping the baby sleeps through the night."
  • "What if I can't produce enough milk?"
  • "We're going to be fine."