Author Note: I never thought I’d write a fic based on a song, but my man Bruno just gets me with this one. Listen to Versace On The Floor while you read this!
Sebastian stared at you, a small smirk on his face. “That dress really is…ravishing, doll,” he said softly.
You smirked, glancing over your shoulder as you entered the bathroom to take off your makeup from the busy premiere of Captain America: Civil War. It had been a long night, and while you were grateful for the opportunity to show up as his date, the only thing keeping you from falling asleep on your feet was the feeling of his hand on the small of your back. And, of course, the constant stares you got from him, hungrily staring at the soft material of your dress that covered your body, draping over your curves.
Shiro: Dad, Daddy, Papa, Father, whatever you choose it won’t matter because he’s still your dad. Eyeliner on FLEEK THO YOU GET EM’ DADDY SHIRO.
Pidge: A small green ball of anger and smarts.
Yes, we’re sure. Also the castle is a ship.
Keith: May be an emo f u c k, but hes still ready to
*turns around on heels, tipping cowboy hat*
baby lock them doors and turn them lights down low
[One TINY problem occurs]: i crAD eLeD Y o U i n mY a r MS
also, he’s an idiot, but a very loveable idiot at that
Lance: Hmmmmm which ones the GAYEST looking one? (points at lance) ITS YOU. HE’S THE CHOSEN ONE EVEY SHIP FOR ITSELF.
[In that ship]: “I promise our relationship will be more developed than me in season two”
Probably accidentally asked the wrong girl to homecoming his freshman year of high school.
Hunk: Acts like Gordon Ramsay, but on MasterChef: Kids edition.
hes mY BI G BOI HE DESERVES THE BEST THANK U.
Allura: Beautiful Mother. She drinks green tea and gardens, but also wards off the galra at the same time and doesn’t even break a sweat. Shes the overpowered oc we didn’t want, but the overpowered oc we needed
Coran: The gorgeous man. And teenage him proves it.